D Trailer:
Contri: Jempire and Twenty one are noobs!
Darkcub: Oh really? Jempire are rev spamming At nub spam! And... Well your Just P A T E T I C
Later:
Ruby: Darkcub and Contri are out of control. They must be killed.
Krakob: I agree. Contri the pony is too superior and whoever he calls a noob turns into dust because he is too amazing!
Snarkey: And Darkcub has an army of guilds threatining to take over the Coliseum!
Sooth: How do we beat him?
Ruby: We must go to the brick squadron and take knowledge from Sirius.
Theirillusion: Sirius who?
Ruby: Sirius. Sirius the voltbreaker.
Elsewhere:
Feyi-Feyi: Sir what will we do now?
Dragneel: Protect Contri at all costs.
Feller: How do we do this?
Dragneel: We use.... The Contrinoobifier!

In the Darkcub's failed guild army:
Army: Ha! Echo of Silence doesn't even know we rigged their guild hall with blast boxes!
Rebel-Ex: Silence. No one must know. If Jempire finds out, they will suspect explosives that we put in their base.
Darkcub: Jempire will never AA ce rev noob spam again.

(Brace yourself for the low budget, and bad movie! The Contri Heist! Featuring all characters shown here and feauturinf Feller Mawashimono Zeddy, and Rezzler! Coming to a theater near you!