Today is Very Boring

Today is very boring,
it’s a very boring day,
there is nothing much to look at,
there is nothing much to say,
there’s a snipe on my boots,
there’s a GM in my room,
there’s a gremlin holding a bomb on my doorstep,
I am going back to bed.

Today is very boring,
it is boring through and through,
there is absolutely nothing
that I think I want to do,
I see Vanaduke riding Vog,
and a Tortodrone behind a fort,
there’s a Draycos blowing smoke rings,
I am positively bored.

Today is very boring,
I can hardly help by yawn,
there’s a ship named Skylark landing
in the middle of my snipe lawn,
a Ironwood Sentinel just erupted
less than half a mile away,
and I think I felt an Jempquake,
it’s a very boring day.