They'll be there when you see 'em,
Down at the coliseum.
They'll pay ya if ya beat 'em
The Jempy Jempities.
They hate the one called Ruby,
Even though he is a cutey,
They are a little bit hootey,
The dark cub family.
They always think that they've won,
But all they've won is a shun,
If ya see them ya bet-ter run,
The scary twenty-one.
So what are ya gonna do?
They all smell like poo
So Whaat will aall the Jemp-Jempities do?
They'll beat 'em,
and they'll club 'em,
if they fight back they'll just shove 'em
but that won't make them love em'
The evil twenty one.
I somehow feel like this post is slightly biased.