*sniff*
*sniff*
Whats that smell? The smell of GAME MASTERS!!!! A vile, stinky smell. Like cotton candy and steroids resting upon a spoked wheel of alpaca droppings, low enough to decapitate the shirtless inhabitants of my backyard. BUT I HEAR THE SCREAMS OF THE KINDERGARDENERS and i know what creatures squeal at moonlight, and i know that they have vile designs stashed in their binders of evil! But we can fight back! With bacon, bacteria and MORE BACON!!!! BACON IS OUR SALVATION!!!!!
Stand with me, community of fellow game junkies, nerds and MMO-ers.
Together, there will be an uprising of pickled feet.
ATTENTION FELLOW KNIGHTS, AND GM'S AND ANYONE ELSE WHO IS NOT A DINOSAUR


BUT WE HAVE THE POWER OF TURTLES WITH US! NOBODY CAN STAND AGAINST THE POWER OF TURTLES WITHOUT THEIR TOES FALLING OUT!

And they shall herp and derp! With no remorse! And llamas will come from the heavens and say: "Time to swag, motha wombat" But we will fight back! As long as my feet shall swag, and my eyes shall hear, and my ears see! WE WILL SWAG WITH RECKLESS ABANDON! FERPY FERPY TIME TO POO! IN MY SHOE AND OUT THE LOU! But they can eat! But ham can be fun, too. We will eat some pie, and be avenged. No longer will the smell of garlic stick to our faces, like toxic smog sticking to a pig who eats other narwhals.

When the Apocrealypse comes you will be sorry...
I shall have the power of swords and shields along with armor too.
The apocrealypse can't beat me with dragonscale armor,helms,shields,
And alas, vaporizers, atomizers, bombs away,
Swords, rapiers, ranged swords and blades,
Blitzes, drivers, pulsars, novas,
All apocrea shall shed their blood
On the day that they are doomed,
For I am there to kill them.
terrible, isn't it?
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l should be in the absolutely silent game.
The head of the ham masters is the most deadly
he has the power of apple cider