I was hoping that you guys could tell me about some swords. Maybe some handguns too.
I feel like reading about some swords, but am too lazy to click the link to the wiki
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 05:47
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 07:27
#2
Yeah, I was debating about just outright asking for a link to your swords guide, versus just making this a more general inquiry about all of the swords.
How're you to-day, Bopp?
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 08:17
#3
Ah yes, there is a large and fine selection of swords you see!
Allow me to tell you the most popular sword of anyone's arsenal these days: Acheron. Want to hear the next? Here you go: Final Flourish. Still need a tiny bit more information about which blade to choose? Try this one out: Combuster.
I hope you've enjoyed this guide on all swords in the Spiral Knight arsenal. Have a good day.
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 08:24
#4
Could you tell me a bit more about this "combuster", but please rhyme like in the Canterbury Tails.
For instance-
Combuster is a firey sword-
Save for gremlins, a mirey roar.
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 09:17
#5
Ok I can try rhymes
The Cumbuster is an aggressive blade
though I have no clue why it was made.
You charge it up and then you shout
hey team mates! Better watch out!
Monsters lay dead from their fear
your team mates shed a single tear.
You take it up to Vanaduke
a sight that would surely make me puke.
You light the floor up like a mage
but it fails and thus you rage.
Then a friend pulls out a Needle
and squashes Vana like a beetle.
So you log off and to this day
Spiral Knights you will never play.
Is this descriptive enough?
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 12:31
#6
Hooray! Now make one for glacius!
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 12:48
#7
I once made a Divine Avenger
I thought it could save me from danger
But Radiants were missing
And Shadow Lairs I was dissing
So every night I'm crying for a changer
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 14:26
#8
Combuster w/ CTR Max =
Combuster w/ CTR Max = everything dead
That's really all that needs to be said.
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 20:00
#9
The Glacius is frankly quite lame.
In comparison to Combuster, it's tame.
Its charge attack really falls short.
While its brother line burns down Hogwarts.
Even in Elite FSC
It's better to bring Combuster, you see.
The 5 explosions all hit
And deal damage, by no small bit.
While the Glacius stops in its tracks.
It doesn't get your swordy friends' backs.
Because knockback is cancelled for a hit.
Which is all your friends need to get in a fit.
So remember, Glacius is subpar
Can't break the ice. Har har.
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 20:06
#10
Welcome to Corneria!
I like swords.
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 20:15
#11
Sun, 01/19/2014 - 23:21
#12
I would just like to point out...
Poetry like that attempted IS poetry, (Except for Sandwich-Potato's, he did well) but of a very low standards... Just because you can rhyme doesn't mean that you can make poetry.
Poetry has cadence to it, each line from the start has a set amount of syllables that line up together and sound almost chant like. Pretty much if you can't chant it, its not very good. (Note this is for rhyming poetry only)
I hope you enjoyed this rather unfortunate guide to rhythmic and rhyming poetry.
Mon, 01/20/2014 - 01:49
#13
@sandwich-potato
I dare you to bring combuster to C42, and use its charge attack against Toxoils, I dare ya.
Now Fehzor, since you have decided to follow the defining example of Mawashingmachine and become a female troll (I know you r J/K, but seerusly, you know you are better than that) I, as a hateful man, is obligated to feed you.
Polaris, this 12 inch long, finely crafted death machine,
Is the love of my life.
Without it, I wouldn't be here, boasting of how awesome and geared up I am,
Blasting through jellies and lumbers, polaris made its sister supernova,
Look like complete garbbage,
Erase slags in FSC, the only thing that can trump her deadliness is a med undead UV blitz needle,
Polaris is the reason why skolver clones should spend more crowns to get shock UVs,
They don't hate polaris, they fear polaris, and they should...
1.2 gigwatt of free electricity surges through the body of your enemies, knight or otherwise,
Is an exquisite sight, the way they spasm, the way they scream, soothes my mind,
I need nothing else in the universe now, I already have everything,
The love of my life,
Polaris.
Mon, 01/20/2014 - 03:17
#14
Once brought Combuster to Compound Forty Two
That one run sure was a real friggin' poo
Zeddy was whining
Soral was shining
He had brought a sword and it was Acheron he drew
Mon, 01/20/2014 - 06:05
#15
Now I want a poem of my 2
Now I want a poem of my 2 angels: DA and GF. YOU. KRAKKY. POEM. NOW.
Mon, 01/20/2014 - 07:07
#16
There once were two angels called Dee Ay and Gee Eff
When swung in turns, I managed to kill my bud Dreff
Swing, cancel, switch
LDers think I'm a real [female dog]
They have complained so much I'm practically deaf
That one was awful. Sorry, Fawx!
Mon, 01/20/2014 - 07:55
#17
^Oh gosh that was terrible XD
Mon, 01/20/2014 - 10:34
#18
There once were a bunch of green slimes.
They didn't feel quite so sublime.
Though fire was weak
I maintained my kill streak.
My blade was stained with green goo grime.
Mon, 02/03/2014 - 20:23
#19
Once upon a time there was a
Once upon a time there was
a theead on the sk form that went waaaaaaaay off topic
It turned into poetry bout swords
and i can't think of a ryme for topic so im done
WHB, BTB, DA, Blitz Needle, Triglav, Warmaster Rocket Hammer, Gran Faust, Voltedge, DVS, AoA, Acheron, Fearless Rigadoon, Hail driver, Polaris, Biohazard, Nitronome, BAB, Shivermist Buster, Dark Retribution, AP, Sentenza, Obsidion Carbine, Crusher, & Edge; not to mention the Fang of Vog, Supernova, ALL the different types of Alchemers, all the special event weps (lik Humbug Hazer), the vortex bombs, the crystal bombs, Combuster, Winmillion; need i go on?
Thumbs up for being a HUGE SK nerd by naming all of these without the wiki page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is what you wanted right?
Mon, 02/03/2014 - 22:08
#20
Oh, we're doing this again?
I was going to link to some recent sword troll threads, but then I remembered my policy of not rewarding trolls.
Then I thought I would play this thread straight, and tell you all about swords.
Then I got a little sleepy.