Im really bored. Can someone please make me laugh?
Tell some jokes, make some puns, i dunno.. just please make me laugh?
Make me laugh.
Thu, 01/23/2014 - 02:59
Thu, 01/23/2014 - 06:02
#2
What language do bacteria speak? German.
If anything is possible, is it possible for something to be impossible?
Is there a list of all lists?
Does the set of all those sets that do not contain themselves contain itself?
I know that I know nothing.
Thu, 01/23/2014 - 18:40
#3
Swag IS a virtue
I snuck into your nose, ripped out the hair and proceed to the brain. I steal your secrets from the brain, then defend to your neck. I ride down the esophagus.... Weeeeeeeeeee!
When my wild ride is over, I whip down my pants and take a leak.
Fri, 01/24/2014 - 11:50
#4
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Lol...
Why did the man throw money into the river?
To CHANGE the CHANNEL!
:D
Fri, 01/24/2014 - 16:03
#5
What was wrong with the eagle? He had a SOAR THROAT!
See, this is why I don't tell jokes. Or am invited to parties.
Fri, 01/24/2014 - 16:34
#6
why hasn't anyone tried this yet?
/tickles Derp's feet
Fri, 01/24/2014 - 20:42
#7
/e pokes Derpglerp's eyes with feather
/e stuffs pepper in Derpglerp's nose
/e puts his foot in Derpglerp's mouth
/e licks Derpglerp's ears clean
/e cuts Derpglerp's hair so he becomes bald
Fri, 01/24/2014 - 22:32
#8
/me shall put in a lot or very little effort. You decide.
I have a few steps.
1. Go to Google.
2. Type in: uncyclopedia
3. Click the first link.
4. Enjoy!
Sat, 02/01/2014 - 12:28
#9
swag
swag
Sat, 02/01/2014 - 21:37
#10
Swag IS a virtue
How do you make a clown cry?
Rip his balls off
Thanks, and have fun.