Leave wolvers and Jellies alone! They are only defending their homeland! And stop making all those Jelly and Wolver coats and armor! We don't want what happened to Vog cubs to happen to them! Did I mention creeps in Haven have been sexually assaulting snipes? It is no laughing matter! (No seriously all of you who pretend to sexually assault snipes it is really sick. Stop it.)
The rules will be;
One person cannot kill over 500 beast or Jellies a day. Violating this rule will mean that you get a title over your head saying "Heartless beast killer" or "Sadistic Jelly obliterator"
You cannot kill the Jellly King or the Snarbolax more than 45 times a day. Violating this rule means that you have a title over your heading saying "Merciless Snarbolaxkiller/ Evil Hunter of Jelly royalty.
Pretending to sexually assault snipes can be reported and you will have the title on your head saying "PETA sexual offender"
This would actually be really funny, this is NOT suggestion, I just want to know what people think about this.
Could we make a SK version of PETA?
I just, um... Okay. Uh....
/me hides Skolver set, Vog cub Coat, Snarbolax set, and soon-to-be-impostocube Jelly set and hides in a corner with invisibility from Makeraith
@Poomph
Would you believe me if I said "yes" and it was one time during the turkey snipes being here me, Annilaton and Sirius we just fooling around in the Haven Town Square garden and Annilaton
/e sabotages all monster cages to let the creatures roam freohmygodmyface.
You guys all hang around? How come Sirius never tells me to come.
Well, we didn't hang around all that often in-game, and now we barely if not don't hang out at all.
Topic But what if we are in an arena? Or in a lichen lair where there are rooms where we have to clear enemies?
Ah, I see. I'm only friends with Sirius in-game, since I once did a JK run when he was Knight Elite or something, my memory is fuzzy.
And I did not sexually assault that snipe. It was Annilation. He was erm... In a "mood". By the way, we don't know eachother in real life. We would hang out on forums (Those were our spammy days) I would have invited you Poomph, but that was when you were not that popular on forums, or I didn't know you went on forums back then. I didn't know you too well until recently, since I friended anyone who was even the slightest kind to me, or who sent me a friend request back then.
Did I mention it took me 2 years to become a Vanguard?
Anyway, i support this. Now, if you don't mind I need to kill Tweeter for all of his Wolver and Jelly armors.
@Mystrian NO EXCEPTIONS.
@Tweeter Ha! Your cloak ran out! /e Impales him, then puts in on display in the middle of Haven and says", This is what you do when you defy PETA!".
@Annilation I'm dissapointed. I now don you with the title of PETA sexual offender. Have a good day :)
I'm not Annilaton :< What if Mystrian is really Annilaton, and to cover up he's trying to frame someone else.
I and Jumpy (aka Iron-Dragon-Guild) are guilty of sexually harassing snipes into a corner and claiming them as our own
I see why you think I'm annilaton. I said that he approves because he hates the wolver clones of this game, so I was just making a joke about it.
chill out Poomph just messing with you!
You don't really need to type in all caps Ardent-Light. I get the message.
Dangerous missions can be completed by earlier ranks! If we can pay Three Rings for energy, we ought to be able to delve into danger, like those soldiers!
Stop killing gremlins! They keep this world together!
End Krogmo's brutal coliseum games! Knights should not be fighting among themselves, especially with Alpha Squad lost on this planet!
Also spread the word that knights really ought to stop trying to drink the scalding hot cocoa. It's been a month but mine still hasn't cooled down yet.
Leave wolvers and Jellies alone!
I didn't knew Chris Croker played SK...
No, no, and no Fangel! You got it all wrong! The coliseum is where PETA enforcers kill PETA offenders! And do you KNOW what Gremlins do to creatures and knights in their cages? Bad things. Fangel. Bad things. As for the cocao, I don't think it is every going to cool down. I tried cooling it with my Glacius and no success.
@Akuryo You dissapoint me. /e puts the "PETA sexual offender title over him and is friend."
@Mystrian WELL I THINK I SHOULD BE ABLE TO SAY IT IN CAPS, BECAUSE I STILL DON'T THINK YOU GET THE MESSAGE.
lols
we call it "Snipe Wrangling" though ... you know, like wrangling sheep into a chorale(?) <-- idk the spelling
You guys are going to TKRC. (Troubled Knight Rehability Center.) You'll be there for some years until you learn your lesson.
Yes! Leave them wolvers and jellies alone. We gremlins want those nasty kats, zombs and fiendish fiends gone, especially this ardent kitty here.
You are NOT allowed to kill any Kats. Especially; Curious Mewkat, Krakob, Blazzberry, Me, Feyi and many others. You are also not allowed to kill mewkats and Love puppies especially. Failing to abide by these rules, will result in getting the title "Cuteness killer"
I'm also pretty sure we all qualify for manslaughter because of the coliseum.
A dialogue which this thread made me think of...hold on...
Pivot: A beast bell? Here? Well, it won't be useful...we're all alone.
Joint: ...I wouldn't say that...
Pivot: Wha...?
A Snarbolax leaps out of the ground, smashing through the beast bell.
Pivot: Ack! Hey, it busted the bell!
Snarbolax: Grrr... (Good riddance! That thing was as ugly as heck!)
Pivot: Did that fleabag just talk!?
Snarbolax: *Smirk* (Fleabag? You insulting little...)
Pivot: What? Um...I don't believe I...
Joint: Stop talking to yourself!
Snarbolax: Grrrr......Rrraaar! (If you're not playing one of your mind tricks, do me a favor and make all those filthy gremlins of yours hit the road!)
Pivot: Gremlins? What!? Are you calling me a gremlin?
Snarbolax: Snap! Grrawlll! *Snarl* (I don't care what you are! Just go! Ever since your stinking kind made its burrow here, it's been nothing but death and destruction for my brothers and sisters and our homes! [Not that I liked my brothers or sisters or their homes...])
Pivot: Excuse me!? You're the ones trying to kill us! You're the ones who are responsible for my squad's death! You're the ones who have been hostile to us!
Snarbolax: Horf horf! Grrr... (Hostile? Hah! What else can we do to thieves who break our door down? Be hospitable?)
Joint: Hold on, I've figured it out. That snarbolax...it's emitting a strange energy force...I think it has what we're looking for!
Pivot: Oh really? Well then, have you seen something round and small around here? I might be able to leave if you give it to me.
Snarbolax: ...
Pivot: Well?
Snarbolax: Horf! Grarrr. (Hah! What a joke! Leave? Yes, of course I've seen this thing! Of course I'll give it to you! As a matter of fact, I have it right now!)
Pivot: Wow, really! Thanks! It would really help--
Snarbolax: Snap! Raarg...Roar! (No! You know, I have decided to keep it! I have no need for it at all, but I'll keep it! Your kind have stomped on us but haven't used anything you killed us for! You just walk along and leave our dens empty, like they're worthless! You have no respect for us! We need those things, damn it! If you can take things from us that we need, then I can just as well take things from you that you need!)
Pivot: Hey! This is a lot more important than you realize!
Snarbolax: Harf! (Sure thing, shorty!)
Joint: I don't know what you're saying to it, but remember that we don't have a bell around here...engaging in combat would be--
Pivot: Shut up, sprite! Snarbolax, I don't know why you pin everything on us, but I do know this: I'll smash your flea-filled skull in if you don't hand over that medal!
Snarbolax: Grrrrr....ROOOOAAAR!! (This is rich! Bring it, shorty! ROOOOAAAR!!)
~~~~~~~~~
As you can see, Snarbolax isn't happy with losing his/her home to a bunch of aliens. Why do we knights insist on smashing through them? (Personally, I really wish Snarbolax would talk in the game.)
Well I am sad to say that your newest verdict of the SK PETA act for spirits shall supremely failed. Seeing how these Kats caused the total and complete extermination of an intelligent race of magical owls and themselves in the process, they would simply be violators of InterCradle Law Spiritual Punishment No.1337. This law states that those in a spiritual state and have committed heinous crimes against the living (i.e. the Owlite Extinction), shall be punished by the martial law of the Spiral Order of Cradle. Thus, we can shoot, slash, and explode as many of these little buggers as we want. So, you might want to look out for my Peacemaker, Ardent. Why, because I know what you did long ago and that this sudden act for protecting jellies and wolvers is only out of guilt for what you did all those years ago...
"Sadistic Jelly Obliterator"
Where's the slimes?
I wear my Vog Coat and Mercurial Mail proudly. A kittykat won't change me or my armor.
Sadist Slime Slayer.
Beast Beater-upper.
Fiend Flayer.
Gremlin Gasher.
Cute Construct Killer.
Ugly Undead Assaulter.
I never understood knights that have monster pocket pets.
Having your little mewkat by your side as you cause mass genocide on its own race right before its eyes can do strange things to it.
@Sandwich-Potato
Gremlin Gasher? Really? We're at war with those guys.
You're right. Sexual assault isn't a joke so graveyard this already.
hahaha mannnnnnn....that was a lonnnnng time ago >:D
Well,they should have thought about it BEFORE SHOOTING OUR SHIP DOWN!
@Aoutofire Pivot?Joint?
Auto they are only defending they're home against an unknown armed race which has dangerous military weapons. Americans would certainly attack.
"Unknown armed race which has dangerous military weapons" and is invading Cradle for no reason but greed? I'm pretty sure the Spiral Order is America. Silly Potato.
1. Not all kats are evil.
2. It is margrel's fault all of the owlites died. (He has every type of PETA title on his head)
3. Threatening any Forum Kat's will end you up with the "Antisocial Kat Hater" Title.\
And, it was the clockwork's defense system that shot us down. The only logical explanation is that Gremlins, Constructs, the Swarm(swarm seeds are purple the beams were purple) or the clockworks itself that shot us down with beams.
Do crates get PETA defense too?
Actually I think you're confusing America with either Germany or Russia a long time ago.
Not ALL crates get PETA defense. Just the ones that don't have to get destroyed. So you are in luck.
Actually Twitter, a quick look at American society confirms that it is indeed Americans to attack stuff cuz reasons yo.
Meh, they are really all quite similar. It is what our country would do.
Have you ever seen someone attempt to sexually assault a snipe before? Because I haven't.