You clicked, and now you'll be sorry. I will literally talk your ear off.
Tell me madam, what kind of bread is made from hair?
Buns? Why didn't I think of that!?
Tell me, sir, what is the sweetest kind of nut?
A doughnut, of course!
What does bread from every corner of the earth like to hear?
Rock and roll? Oh...
Are my questions really that bad?
You say they are buns? Oh, excuse me, puns? And bad ones at that?
Oh, so that's why you've said dough -- I mean -- doh...
But, please stay! I am on such a roll with these puns!
Oh, what kind of bread is the laziest?
Potato bread? I could'a guessed...
Which is the only kind of bread that you cannot make friends with?
Sourdough...but why?
Aside from the bun, what style of hair was inspired by bread?
Oh, I know this one! The braid!
Why are you not laughing? Or are you? I can't tell...excuse me, I'm making some bread. At least I didn't forget the yeast! *Crickets*
Anyway, I might make a book about this...then I could roll in the dough!
Couldn't resist the click: I will click it, even if I would get toasted lol.
And yeah, the jokes are ok, but they might get mold some time over. Anyways, here's some special flours for posting these. :P
http://www.marlerblog.com/uploads/image/flour-bags.jpg