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Don't dare click on this thread -- it'll make you go "dough"

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Tue, 01/28/2014 - 21:41
Autofire's picture
Autofire

You clicked, and now you'll be sorry. I will literally talk your ear off.

Tell me madam, what kind of bread is made from hair?
Buns? Why didn't I think of that!?

Tell me, sir, what is the sweetest kind of nut?
A doughnut, of course!

What does bread from every corner of the earth like to hear?
Rock and roll? Oh...

Are my questions really that bad?
You say they are buns? Oh, excuse me, puns? And bad ones at that?
Oh, so that's why you've said dough -- I mean -- doh...

But, please stay! I am on such a roll with these puns!

Oh, what kind of bread is the laziest?
Potato bread? I could'a guessed...

Which is the only kind of bread that you cannot make friends with?
Sourdough...but why?

Aside from the bun, what style of hair was inspired by bread?
Oh, I know this one! The braid!

Why are you not laughing? Or are you? I can't tell...excuse me, I'm making some bread. At least I didn't forget the yeast! *Crickets*

Anyway, I might make a book about this...then I could roll in the dough!

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 11:47
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Il-Rcs-Il's picture
Il-Rcs-Il
Huh.

Couldn't resist the click: I will click it, even if I would get toasted lol.

And yeah, the jokes are ok, but they might get mold some time over. Anyways, here's some special flours for posting these. :P

http://www.marlerblog.com/uploads/image/flour-bags.jpg

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 12:51
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Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

Did you hear about the other wheats? They pasta way and are now a pizza history.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 13:43
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Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

@Sandwich

I don't get it...

Anyway, I think you should put some flour in the dough.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 17:55
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

This thread seems a little crusty...

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 21:38
#5
Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

@U7654

No, it's stale.

Wed, 01/29/2014 - 22:49
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Il-Rcs-Il's picture
Il-Rcs-Il
@ Autofire

Or probably soft. This needs to rise on the scale more than yeasterday.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 05:34
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Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

If this thread dies...

Rest in Yeast.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 05:58
#8
Mamonchter's picture
Mamonchter
The Robot Unicorns shall worship BREAD!

Doughs somebody likes Pie? 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938446095505822317253594081284811174502841027019385211055596446229489549303819644288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678374494482553797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412199245863150302861829745557067498385054945885869269956909272107975093029553211653449872027559602364806654991198818347977535663698074265425278625518184175746728909777727938000816470600161452491921732172147723501414419735685481613611573525521334757418494684385233239073941433345477624168625189835694855620992192221842725502542568876717904946016534668049886272327917860857843838279679766814541009538837863609506800642251252051173929848960841284886269456042419652850222106611863067442786220391949450471237137869609563643719172874677646575739624138908658326459958133904780275900. Oh sorry.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 16:42
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Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

you forgot to repeat it 4 more times, at yeast that is part and not none

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 17:38
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Hero-Of-Cheese's picture
Hero-Of-Cheese
Needs more cheese.

Like bread, I will rise to the occasion.

Thu, 01/30/2014 - 19:18
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Pasta-chios
The thread is bread. Rest in yeast.
I hope this will bake someone's day.
Stop cooking (looking) at me!
Pizza out y'all!

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 09:20
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Whyna's picture
Whyna
im so sorry

Just so you know some people have toasted bad stuff on the forums.

Fri, 01/31/2014 - 10:57
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Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart of Valor

Stop it guys. You're just trying to get a rise out of me.

Sun, 02/02/2014 - 23:02
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Il-Rcs-Il's picture
Il-Rcs-Il
So soft and round.... those buns...

I brought home a purebread dog and some cool loafers today. I kneaded them sooner or later.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 13:56
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Tedme's picture
Tedme
A THREAD NEVER DIES!

Waiter! I knead my waffles plain, please.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 15:35
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Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Mom, at YEAST let me go to the movies. Oh, ha ha ha! I can pun too!

*cricket noises*

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:13
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Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
BREAD!

MmMm I kneaded all those puns.

In the meantime my eyes are getting crusty. I best get to bread.

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PUNS!!!!!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 20:37
#18
Doctorspacebar's picture
Doctorspacebar

All you guys just loafing around. Rye do I even bother?

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:11
#19
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Even dough I knead water.

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 22:53
#20
Tedme's picture
Tedme
Woot!

Sorry, this thread kneaded reviving. I loaf you guys!

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 03:32
#21
Straight-Line

"You clicked, and now you'll be sorry. I will literally talk your ear off."

But your typing. We can't hear typing unless were in the same room as you.

Wed, 02/26/2014 - 18:13
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Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

I wheat tears at seeing these horrid puns. I bagel you to all stop. Rye, you ask? This topic's gone stale, a bit crusty around the edges. The buns have to get butter, or eventually it'll be an unsatisfying pizza Gremlin Chatter. Soon it'll be toast at this rate.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 12:47
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Hero-Of-Cheese's picture
Hero-Of-Cheese

But toast taste wheaty good. Don't worry, it will be all rye-th.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:28
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Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart of Valor.

I need you, you knead me. We all knead each other.

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