This thread that is just a copy of a old thread I couldn't find to bump it is dead
This thread is dead
/quietly walks in
"DEEE DERP DEEE DERP DEEE DERP DEE DERP!"
Alarm tripped: Civilian detected suspicious activity and called the police.
Guys, the thermal drill, go get it.
Guys, the thermal drill, go get it.
Guys, the thermal drill, go get it.
For crying out loa- Bain, shut up!
*Crank the electric guitar to the highest volume*
SILENCE IS FOR COWARDS.
The unenlighted gamers,
You cannot make the judgement call,
Give up your free will forever,
Your voices won't be heard at all.
Display your paypal,
While never asking of more rads,
And blindly swear your fanbase,
Let your MMO control your mind,
LET YOUR MMO CONTROL YOUR SOUL!
Live in ignorance and purchase your your prize boxes,
When the money and cash is the real cause,
Thinking ceases and the thruth is lost!
Don't you worry you will be told exactly what to grind,
I give my players the promos they need,
The Spiral Order shall succeed.
THe fires of greed will burn the F2P,
So I will make misttanks obsolete!
Breaking down the fabrics of reality!
Let UI update control what you see!
Let your MMO control your soul,
Let your MMO control your mind.
LET YOUR MMO CONTROL YOUR SOUL,
LET YOUR MMO CONTROL YOUR MIND!!!
CYBORG PATRICK TELL ME WHAT YOU DREAM OF
CLOCKWORK MARGARET SKATING ON MY MOUSE PAD
IN YOUR TINY CIRCUIT BOOTS
SHOES OF THE FUTURE
TROUSERS OF THE PAST
All hail Contri! Ponies rise again.
Obliteraing everything not worshipin'.
No sword can bring him down.
Nothing can stop him now.
Whe- /shot in the face by Egpnd
Me: Oh no, I need to answer the pager.
Operator: Pick up the page...
Me (answering pager): ahh, everythings fine on my end, ahh, could be on your end...
Operator: Hmm... Hmm. ok, ok.
Alarm tripped: Page operator wasn't convinced by the response.
Me (Shouting): Pipi, Did you answer 4 pagers already?
NO
/shoots Egpnd
/hides the evidence with spam of something
/e goes to police custody. :/
Me (while in custody): You are going to bust me out right?
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Well so much for being quiet.
TROLOLOLOLOLLLLLLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MALKIBOY SLAMBAM!!!!!!!!!
/Smashes room in with jackhammer
YOUR BLITZ IS YOUR SHOTGUN
/shoots everyone with blitz and a shotgun
Bain: The police are now willing to trade you in a hostage trade. You will be out of custody when one of your crew members frees a specific hostage.
Me (in custody): Thanks bain, now if only if someone will get a hostage.
/puts all the noise makers in a bag
/locks them in a jail cell
/refuses to let any of them go
HELP CTHULU COMETH!!!!!!!
FEm:kje"pjoqLIHjkHILUahJKNIHNKJnhliuhNJKHiujbJLUIFh,JIJIHIijjgklshkjenji89
Get on your knees!
Now handcuff yourself.
/e trades new hostage for Egpnd.
Bain: Great Job. Egpnd is back from custody.
Me: Now if you excuse me.....
/e reloads shotgun...
What say you in your defense!
/e stares at Egpnd
I think you got the wrong man.
I should be more concerned about the dragonborn shouting.
Finally, the skyrim law only applies to skyrim only, in D.C. its the U.S./PAYDAY's law.
/e puts away shotgun.
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*Crank the electric guitar to the highest volume*
SILENCE IS FOR COWARDS.
WASH AWAY THE ANGER, THE Anger, the anger...
HERE I STAND BENEATH THE WARM AND SOOTHING RAIN,
THE DROPLETS ARE FALLING GENTLY DOWN ON THE TERRAIN!
WASH AWAY THE SORROW AND ALL THE STAINS OF TIME!
THERE IS NO MEMORIES BUT ONLY DRY INSIDE!
IN THE MUD I AM SIKING DEEPER,
INTO A PEACEFUL LIFE!
AND IT WILL COME,
LIkE A FLOOD OF RAIN,
POURING DOWN ON ME!
AND IT WILL NOT REST UNTIL THE END IS HERE!
AND IT WILL COME,
THROUGH THE DARKEST DAY!
IN MY FINAL HOUR!
AND IT WILL NEVER LET UP TILL THE CLOUDS ARE CLEARED,
UNTIL I FIND MY DREAMS THAT DISSAPEARED!-EAR-EAR-EAR-E-E-E-Eeeed......
TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME
*pulls out band set, clones self*
MEMORIES BROKEN
THE TRUTH GOES UNSPOKEN
I'VE EVEN FORGOTTEN MY NAME
I DON'T KNOW THE SEASON
OR WHAT IS THE REASON
I'M STANDING HERE HOLDING MY BLAAADE
A DESOLATE PLACE
WITHOUT ANY TRACE
IT'S ONLY THE COLD WIND I FEEL
IT'S ME THAT I SPITE
AS I STAND UP AND FIGHT
THE ONLY THING I KNOW FOR REAL
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SHED
THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD
THE ONLY ONE
LEFT
WILL RIDE UP ON THE DRAGON'S BACK
BECAUSE THE MOUNTAINS DON'T GIVE BACK WHAT THEY TAKE
OH NO
THERE WILL BE BLOOD
SHED
IT'S THE ONLY THING I'VE EVER KNOOOWN
*Guitar solo*
LOSING MY IDENTITY
WONDERING HAVE I GONE INSANE
TO FIND THE TRUTH IN FRONT OF ME
I MUST CLIMB THIS MOUNTAIN RANGE
LOOKING DOWNWARD FROM THIS DEADLY HEIGHT
AND NEVER REALIZING WHY I FIGHT
Three can play at that game....
*Cranks amps so hard the dial breaks*
Has he lost his mind?
Can he see or is he blind?
Can he walk at all,
Or if he moves will he fall?
Is he alive or dead?
Has he thoughts within his head?
We'll just pass him there
why should we even care?
He was turned to steel
in the great magnetic field
When he travelled time
for the future of mankind
Nobody wants him
He just stares at the world
Planning his vengeance
that he will soon unfurl
Now the time is here
for Iron Man to spread fear
Vengeance from the grave
Kills the people he once saved
Nobody wants him
They just turn their heads
Nobody helps him
Now he has his revenge
Heavy boots of lead
fills his victims full of dread
Running as fast as they can
Iron Man lives again!
*turns Amp dial past Eleven*
Standing here
I realize
You are just like me
Trying to make history
But who’s to judge
The right from wrong
When our guard is down
I think we’ll both agree
That violence breeds violence
But in the end it has to be this way
I’ve carved my own path
You followed your wrath
But maybe we’re both the same
The world has turned
And so many have burned
But nobody is to blame
Yet staring across this barren wasted land
I feel new life will be born
Beneath the Blood Stained Sand
Beneath the Blod Stained SAAAAAAND
/takes all instermits, clones, and amps and throws them out the window
/catches stuff
/sets up again
/ Cranks dial to eleven, then breaks dial getting loudest as possible
"Off through the new day's mist I run
Off from the new day's mist I have come
I hunt
Therefore I am
Harvest the land
Taking of the fallen lamb
Off through the new day's mist I run
Off from the new day'smist I have come
We shift
Pulsing with the earth
Company we keep
Roaming the land while you sleep
Shape shift nose to the wind
Shape shift feeling I've been
Move swift all senses clean
Earth's gift back to the meaning of life
Bright is the moon high in starlight
Chill is the air cold as steel tonight
We shift
Call of the wild
Fear in your eyes
It's later than you realized
Shape shift nose to the wind
Shape shift feeling I've been
Move swift all senses clean
Earth's gift back to the meaning of life
I feel I change
Back to a better day
Hair stands on the back of my neck
In wildness is the preservation of the world
So seek the wolf in thyself
Shape shift nose to the wind
Shape shift feeling I've been
Move swift all senses clean
Earth's gift
Back to the meaning of wolf and man"
HA HA HA! HEAVY METAL!!!!!!!!
"Hey!
Down, let's take it down
Raise up their heads on a stake
We will show no mercy
On evolution's mistake
Change will have to wait
If we can't decide on a fate
Self-appointed prophets
And their doomsday charade
You preach about love
And teach about faith
But all your beliefs are still rooted in hate
[x2:]
Crosses still burn
Axes still fall
And down on your knees you just don't look so tall
Stop, punch in the clock
Punch it with all of your rage
Put the men in office
For a minimum wage
Rats fighting for scraps
Siphon the gas from your tank
Left your pockets empty
As they laughed to the bank
They speak about trust
But make no mistake
They're shaking your hand while they spit in your face
[x2:]
Crosses still burn
Axes still fall
And down on your knees you just don't look so tall
Now, the time is now
We can still turn it around
Raise your voice like a weapon
'Til they fall to the ground
Light, let there be light
Without a shadow of doubt
We will fight tooth and nail
Until salvation is found
So how can you look the world in the eyes
When all we can see is corruption and lies
Down on your knees you don't look so tall [x2]
Cracking the whip on the backs of the poor
We asked you to stop but you still wanted more
The blood on your hands left a trail as you crawl
Down on your knees you just don't look so tall
[x3:]
Crosses still burn
Axes still fall
Down on your knees you just don't look so tall
Crosses still burn
Axes still fall
Down on your knees you don't look so tall
Open your eyes and the empire falls!"
HA HA HA! SILENCE IS FOR NERDS!!
/throws everything in a volcano, destroying everything
*rises from the volcano's eruption with all the stuff*
*turns dial to "Outrageous"*
To the sound of a heartbeat pounding away
To the rhythm of the awful rusted machines
We toss and turn but don't sleep
Each breath we take makes us thieves
Like causes without rebels
Just talk but promise nothing else
We crawl on our knees for you
Under a sky no longer blue
We sweat all day long for you
But we sow seeds to see us through
'Cause sometimes dreams just don't come true
We wait to reap what we are due
To the rhythm of a time bomb ticking away
And the blare of the sirens combing the streets
Chased down like dogs we run from
Your grasp until the sun comes up
We crawl on our knees for you
Under a sky no longer blue
We sweat all day long for you
But we sow seeds to see us through
'Cause sometimes dreams just don't come true
Look now at what they've done to you
White needles buried in the red
The engine roars and then it gives
But never dies
'Cause we don't live
We just survive
On the scraps that you throw away
I won't crawl on my knees for you
I won't believe the lies that hide the truth
I won't sweat one more drop for you
'Cause we are the rust upon your gears
We are the insect in your ears
We crawl
We crawl
We crawl... all over you
We sow the seeds to see us through
Our days are precious and so few
We all reap what we are due
Under this sky no longer blue
We bring the dawn long over-due
We crawl
We crawl
We crawl... all over you
*gets Ultra Guitar and cranks the speaker cover as far as I can possibly go to make it so loud that Pipipipipi can't hear anymore*
(chorus)
HERE I STAND
IN A WORLD OF BLOOD
NO LIIVIING SOUL
CAN STAND THIS CRIMSON RED LAND
ALL WHO VISIT ME
WILL SURELY DIE
AND I DON'T GET MANY VISITS
I AM ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
NOBODY EVEN CARES
ABOUT ME ANYMORE
BUT I'M OK WITH THAT
BECAUSE THERE ARE MONSTERS HERE
THAT PROVIDE PLENTY OF COMPANY
THEY ALWAYS ARE FRIENDLY
I CAN'T OPEN THE GATES
BUT WHO EVEN CARES?
AFTER ALL NOBODY LIKES
ME AT ALL,
BUT I'LL JUST LAUGH ALONG
WITH ALL THE MONSTERS HERE
BECAUSE WE HAVE A TON OF FUN
WITH EACH OTHER
NOBODY CARES!!!
HERE I STAND
IN A WORLD OF BLOOD
NO LIIVIING SOUL
CAN STAND THIS CRIMSON RED LAND
ALL WHO VISIT ME
WILL SURELY DIE
AND I DON'T GET MANY VISITS
I AM ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
THIS WORLD ISN'T VERY COMFORTABLE
BUT I DON'T CARE
WITH MY MINE AND MY ARENA AND MY HOUSE
I HAVE PLENTY OF PLENTY OF STUFF TO DO
(TO BE CONTINUED)
/sends everyone to a world where sound does not exist, and seals all exits and entrances
A world where sound doesn't exist doesn't exist.
*opens portal back to Pipipi*
*throws Amp through it set to "God Mode"*
Warm yourself by the fire, son,
And the morning will come soon.
I'll tell you stories of a better time,
In a place that we once knew.
Before we packed our bags
And left all this behind us in the dust,
We had a place that we could call home,
And a life no one could touch.
Don't hold me up now,
I can stand my own ground,
I don't need your help now,
You will let me down, down, down!
Don't hold me up now,
I can stand my own ground,
I don't need your help now,
You will let me down, down, down!
Down!
We are the angry and the desperate,
The hungry, and the cold,
We are the ones who kept quiet,
And always did what we were told.
But we've been sweating while you slept so calm,
In the safety of your home.
We've been pulling out the nails that hold up
Everything you've known.
Don't hold me up now,
I can stand my own ground,
I don't need your help now,
You will let me down, down, down!
Don't hold me up now,
I can stand my own ground,
I don't need your help now,
You will let me down, down, down!
So open your eyes child,
Let's be on our way.
Broken windows and ashes
Are guiding the way.
Keep quiet no longer,
We'll sing through the day,
Of the lives that we've lost,
And the lives we've reclaimed.
Go!
Don't hold me up now,
I can stand my own ground,
I don't need your help now,
You will let me down, down, down!
Don't hold me up now,
I can stand my own ground,
I don't need your help now,
You will let me down, down, down!
Don't hold me up...
(I don't need your help, I'll stand my ground)
Don't hold me up...
(I don't need your help)
No! No! No!
Don't hold me up!
(I don't need your help, I'll stand my ground)
Don't hold me up!
(I don't need your help, I'll stand my ground)
Don't let me down, down, down, down, down!
Pipi, would that mean that we do not have oxygen or any atmosphere to live in, aka space?
If so, /e is using a space suit.
idc, as long as you can't make sound
/throws Sono back in the portal and removes all possible ways to open a portal to get out, along with closing the portal
How do I get it so that the subject line does not appear in my posts? Okay, I'll shut up now.
SOME PEOPLE MAY NOT
LIKE A LIFE LIKE THIS
BUT I'M NOT THEM
THE MONSTERS HERE
ARE PLENTY OF COMPANY
I DON'T CARE WHAT THEY DO
OUTSIDE OF THIS BLOODY REALM
THIS WORLD IS
A PERFECT ONE FOR MEEEEEEEEEE
I DON'T CARE ABOUT ALL OF THOSE
WHO HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY MIGHT SAY
BUT I DON'T CARE ANYWAY
'CAUSE WHAT THEY'LL SAY
HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ME
HERE I STAND
IN A WORLD OF BLOOD
NO LIIVIING SOUL
CAN STAND THIS CRIMSON RED LAND
ALL WHO VISIT ME
WILL SURELY DIE
AND I DON'T GET MANY VISITS
I AM ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
SURE YOU MIGHT THINK THIS LONELY
MIGHT BE A BIT DANGEROUS
BUT TO ME IT IS SAFE
AND THERE'S PLENTY OF COMPANY
IN THIS BLOODY KINGDOM OF MINE
SURE, SOME PEOPLE MIGHT SAY
THAT I WASN'T CUT OUT FOR BEING A KING
BUT SOON THEY'LL REGRET THOSE WORDS
AS I SEND SCOUTS AND SPIES
TO KEEP AN EYE
ON THOSE OUTSIDE THIS REAAAAAALM
SURE MEMORY MIGHT BE A PROBLEM HERE
BUT ONLY IF YOU'VE HAAAAD
A HORRIBLE TIME AS YOU CAME THIS WAY
YOU FORGET IT ALL IN AN INSTAAANT
NOBODY MADE IT HERE WITHOUT
GETTING CAUGHT ON THE WAY
BUT THOSE WHO THINK
THEY CAN WILL HAVE
TO SNEAK PAST THE SMART GUAAARDS
THEY ARE SET THERE TO MAKE SURE
THE PEACE IS NOT BROKEN
SO IF YOU DON'T WANNA BE IN
A DUNGEON FOR 10 YEARS
DON'T BRING ANY WEAPONRYYY
WHEN YOU GET HERE
DO NOT EXPECT
ANY REAL HARM
FOR THE MONSTERS WERE
JUST MADE FOR PEACE
UNLESS IN THE ARENA, THEY'RE UNARMED
(TO BE CONTINUED)
game over