Mike Tyson is attacking Haven! OH NO here he comes! *crunch*
Whatever just defend Haven. Mike Tyson is marching towards the Bazaar with death in his mind. You're screwed.
Mike Tyson vs. Haven!
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 13:01
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 15:04
#2
Swag IS a virtue
argh! Nothing can stop this punching machine!
/shoots Mike Tyson in the chest with AK-47.
IT'S OF NO USE!!
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 16:27
#3
Mike Tyson is too powerful!
Mike Tyson jumps all the way back to Earth and makes a giant crater around Pipi.*boom bam ouch blbllblb* Mike Tyson beats Bechamel to death, picks up his Scissor Blade, and then whacks Malkalack across the face.
Stop Mike Tyson before he robs the vendors!
Mon, 02/17/2014 - 18:23
#4
Swag IS a virtue
I stumble back, bleeding from the face. But at least I can say Mike Tyson hit me.
I threaten his pigeons, then while he is distracted and distraught I hit him over the head with a crowbar.
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 07:01
#5
/e calls a SK GM (game
/e calls a SK GM (game master)
/e GM appears
/e GM bansticks mike.
GG
@mal having a GM using his crowbar/banstick is much more effective.
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 07:15
#6
But can anyone beat the greatest man on internet?
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 16:23
#7
It can not work!
Mike Tyson steals a bunch of firecrackers from the vendors and throws them at Malkalack, which basically destroys the Bazaar. After getting hit by the banstick, Mike Tyson endures the powerful hits and whacks Egpnd in the face with his Scissor Blade.
Mike Tyson is going to rob the Auction House! Stop him before he steals those Ecto Drops you bid on for 1cr!
Tue, 02/18/2014 - 16:50
#8
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Does anyone else notice Mike Tyson is on the wrong planet, and has actually been attacking new york city since post #1?
...
/blows up the earth with puppies (where Mike Tyson is)
Fri, 02/21/2014 - 03:44
#9
bump
I then come in with some lemonade, watching the violent struggle.
Sat, 02/22/2014 - 11:38
#10
Hey there Mac baby. What's your favorite flower?
Mine's chocolate.
Mike Tyson is nothing compared to Chuck Norris
/whacks Mike Tyson back to Earth with hammer