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Thu, 02/20/2014 - 08:15
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Whyna

Aargh, monsters are eating discount candy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!!!!!
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BAKERY (Appears after a victory, while you are in town, also before a raid boss.

----------HP Restoring----------

Tart: 20 G

Apple Pie: 40 G (Heals 2 HP)

Jelly Donut: 80 G (Heals 4 HP, appears after Nyan Cat has been defeated)

----------MP Restoring----------

Blueberry Muffin: 20 G (Restores 1 MP)

Raspberry Coffee Cake: 40 G (Restores 3 MP)

Cinnamon Roll: 100 G (Restores 5 MP, appears after Nyan Cat has been defeated)

----------Trinkets----------

(CS = Cake Slice)

Magical Muffin: 5 CS (Adds 5 max MP along with a MP regen of 1 every 3 posts the user makes, if there isn't already MP regen)

True Tart: 5 CS (Adds 5 max HP along with a HP regen of 1 every 5 posts the user makes, if there isn't already HP regen)

Cake Cutter: 10 CS (Troll Wep)

Cake Knife: 10 CS (Necro Wep)

----------------Utensils-------------

Stick (Anyone) = 70 gold

Big Blade (Troll Noob) = 250 gold

Bigger Blade (Troll Noob LV5) = 400 gold

Jumbo Blade (Troll Holder) = 1000 gold

Hammer (Troll Noob) = 250 gold

Staff (Meme Noob) = 300 gold

Crystal Staff (Meme Noob LV6) = 500 gold

Elemental Staff (Meme Holder) = 1000 gold

Dagger (Necro Noob) = 400 gold

Knife (Necro Noob LV6) = 700 gold

Scimitar (Necro Holder) = 1100 gold

Monsters:
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Sausage Roll (Available at LV1)
HP: 3 Posts
Weakness: Trolling
Attack: Boink! (Easy to dodge, just Post Dodged within 90 Minutes)

Drops: None

Gold: 30

EXP: 200

LV1-3 = Takes 1 out of your 3 HP Posts
LV4-8 = Takes 1 out of your 5 HP Posts
LV9-15 = Takes 1 out of your 8 HP Posts
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Mince Pie (Available at LV3)
HP: 4 Posts
Weakness: Stun
Attack: Boink! Blaze (Easy, Just enter a Shield Portal, activates with a fee of 250 Gold and you will be safe for 48 hours)

Drops: Tart (Heals 1 Post, can be bought for 20 Gold)

Gold: 300

EXP: 1000

LV1-3 = Takes 1 out of your 3 HP Posts
LV4-8 = Takes 1 out of your 5 HP Posts
LV9-15 = Takes 1 out of your 8 HP Posts
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Miniboss 1,2,3: Cake (Can come on Saturdays and Sundays)
HP: 11 Posts
Weakness: Trolling
Attack: Boink! Magic Circle (Do not attack, it will do 3 damage)

Drops: Cake Slice (Token, can be used to buy trinkets in this game)

Mincey
HP: 9
MP: 4
Attack: Boink!

Frankfroller
HP: 7
MP: 3
Attack: Boink!
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Shiny Roll (Available at level 3, needs a little mince grinding)
HP: 5 Posts
Weakness: Expiring
Attack: Boink! (This time its an hour, so be online and prepared! (If i am not online, you have plenty of time to prepare)

Drops: Rank XP (You need this for your class advancement)

LV8 = Takes 2 out of your 5 HP Posts
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Power Pie (Available at level 3)
HP: 5 Posts
Weakness: Refrigerate
Attack: Power Canon (It is an attack that will drain your power, stunning you to a 10 min cooldown, sorry) Power Blast (Any Boink, dodge within an hour)

Drops: Rank XP

LV8 = Takes 2 out of your 5 HP Posts
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BOSS 3: Nyan Cat (well, a pop tart is a pastry :P)
(Avalible at level 10, only appears once when you have 10 Greater Rank XP)
HP: 20 Posts
Strength: Trolling
Weakness: Virus
Attacks:
Boink
Waffle bomb!: (Throws several puff pastry waffles that explode on impact, deals bread damage)
Annoy: (targets are enraged and can only attack for 2 posts, anything else will fail)
Meme Addict: (Summons 2 meme luvrs that deal 1 damage and are killed in one hit, meme luvrs deal trolling damage)
Dash: (Does a daring dash into the target, easy to counter with timing but deals more damage then other attacks)

Drops:
Tarts, 3-5, 100%
Advancement to Meme Holder,Troll Holder,Necrobump Holder

Gold: 1000

EXP: 3500

RAID BOSS: Slurpuff
(Appears when level 13 (Not recommended level) , you must enter the Party Pit and finish the trial!
HP: 45 Posts
Strength: Fairy
Weakness: Poison
Attacks:
Bake: (Bakes a pie which it eats, healing 2 health, cooldown of 5 posts)
Sweet Scent: (Reduces dodge time by 5 minutes)
Cherry Bomb: (Throws 3 Cherry Bombs that deal 2-3 explosive damage each, easily dodged though)
Cupcake Chaos: Activate your buffs as he will prepare an attack

Drops:
Cherry bomb (throwable, deals 2-3 explosive damage) 5-8 drops
Slurpuffs Helm/Bandana/Spellcaster Hat

Gold: 6500

EXP: 3000

Fri, 02/21/2014 - 05:27
#1
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Flame-Shinobi
ITS OKAY! I'LL SAVE YOU!

/e jumps on mince pie monster!

Sat, 02/22/2014 - 05:45
#2
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Argh

The mince pie is made of lava and kills you. No.....

Sat, 02/22/2014 - 08:47
#3
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

Run! Run for your lives!

Mon, 02/24/2014 - 06:01
#4
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Argh

The mince pie transforms back to his pastry form. Knock him out while you can!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 19:09
#5
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Flame-Shinobi
WE NEED PIPIPIPIPI AND HIS HAMMER!!!!

Quick someone call him! In the meantime... I'LL FILL IN!!!!! FUS RO DAH!!!!!

Tue, 02/25/2014 - 21:38
#6
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Whimsicality

Then my delicious whipped cream filling will shoot out like toothpaste!

. . .

I'm in!

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 13:58
#7
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

I shoot it with a gun. It fires people's souls.

Thu, 02/27/2014 - 15:50
#8
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Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

/Whacks Flame onto the Monster with HAMMER, hitting it very hard

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!11

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 09:34
#9
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans....

You idiot! He is now a temporary lava monster AND HES EATING POOOOP TARTSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fri, 02/28/2014 - 15:32
#10
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Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

No lava shall stop my hammer!!1!

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!

/smashes the mince pie monster 962723407786057986346739487 times per second without getting hurt (or hammer melting) after drinking ALL the sodas

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 04:36
#11
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans....

The hammer made pie out of the mince pie!
Hes now vulnerable!

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 10:35
#12
Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

/me pulls out Leviathan Blade

Hey Pie, do you speak CHOPNESE!?!?

/me chops the Mince Pie

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 10:57
#13
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans...

Great now you significantly worsened the situation.

ARGH LAVE MINCE PIES ARE STEALING MAX CTR DAs!!!!! Actually I really do not care.

Sun, 03/02/2014 - 19:54
#14
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Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

What? I don't speak chopnese, never heard of it

/goes into the sugar vault and eats ALL the sugar

/comes out and bashes the Mince Pie 67043777358390870293569863983982790850875697027698305729638 times per second with hammer

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 09:17
#15
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans

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hitpoints! You must try something else!

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 09:58
#16
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Sandwich-Potato

I send a googleplex Chaos clones in and walk away whistling.

Mon, 03/03/2014 - 10:06
#17
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Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

My hammer magicly turns into the ban hammer, I hit it one final time and destroy all it's 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hitpoints by banning it from life

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 12:41
#18
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans....

Congratulations! Everyone gets 1000 gold! (fake)

How about turning this into a Forum RPG?

All players get too choose their own special weapons!

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 15:21
#19
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Malkalack
Swag IS a virtue

I AM HIASHIMONOHERPYDERPY!
HP: 5
Swag: 100000
Charisma: 20
Weapon: The katana of swag and pickles. The name is self-explanatory.

Tue, 03/04/2014 - 15:35
#20
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Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

/switches hammer mode to rocket mode

/attacks sausage roll with rocket hammer, a trolly weapon, and deals double (I'm not sure, is that what the weakness does?) damage

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 10:32
#21
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans....

Wait, wait I need to edit the OP.

Wed, 03/05/2014 - 13:17
#22
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Kbloowit
foorim erpeegee?

I am Kbloowit.
Abbility pun magnet
Typing Exploding White Guy
weakness Ice Fariy
Weapon Derpcius, Carbine o Obsidian, PUNS INVOLVING MY NAME HURR DURR

Thu, 03/06/2014 - 19:31
#23
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Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

I'll put some enemy suggestions some time...

For now, here's one suggestion for a boss

BOSS 1: Nyan Cat (well, a pop tart is a pastry :P)
(Avalible at level 10, only appears once)
HP: 20 Posts
Strength: Trolling
Weakness: Virus
Attacks:
Boink
Waffle bomb!: (Throws several puff pastry waffles that explode on impact, deals bread damage)
Annoy: (targets are enraged and can only attack for 2 posts, anything else will fail)
Meme Addict: (Summons 2 meme luvrs that deal 1 damage and are killed in one hit, meme luvrs deal trolling damage)
Dash: (Does a daring dash into the target, easy to counter with timing but deals more damage then other attacks)

Drops:
Tarts, 3-5, 100%
TM68 Annoy, 1, 100% (Can be used infinitly, pokemon refrences FTW)

Gold: 1000

EXP: 3500

Feel free to change anything you don't like

Fri, 03/07/2014 - 12:30
#24
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans.....

Just so you know, these are the following classes:

Meme Noob (Magician)

Stats:
LV8:
MP: 20
HP: 6

Skills
OVER 9000 = An attack buff that gives you a 20% chance to crit for 5 mana Cooldown: 3 Posts
Meme Magic = A buff increasing your magic bar
MEME BLAST: Deals a shiny Stun attack for 5 mana Cooldown: 3 Posts

Troll Noob (Warrior)

Stats:
MP: 6
HP: 20

Skills:
RAGE! = An attack buff that gives you a 20% chance to crit for 5 mana Cooldown: 3 Posts
Flame Attack = Deals a firey Trolling Attack for 5 mana Cooldown: 3 Posts
Trolling Guard = A buff increasing your defense

Necro Noob (You get the point)

Stats:
MP: 13
HP: 13

Skills:
Speed Bump: Increases Attack Speed (Removes the 1 post cooldown) for 5 mana
Speed Dash: Increases Dodge Speed ( Increases Dodge Time) for 5 mana
Necro Shuriken: Throws a speedy Shuriken, dealing Virus damage for 5 mana, requires shuriken

Sat, 03/08/2014 - 09:41
#25
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Pipipipipi
MOR SUGGESTIONS!!! :D

BAKERY (the shop of this game, appears after a enemy is defeated)

----------HP Restoring----------

Tart: 20 G

Apple Pie: 40 G (Heals 2 HP)

Jelly Donut: 80 G (Heals 4 HP, appears after Nyan Cat has been defeated)

----------MP Restoring----------

Blueberry Muffin: 20 G (Restores 1 MP)

Raspberry Coffee Cake: 40 G (Restores 3 MP)

Cinnamon Roll: 100 G (Restores 5 MP, appears after Nyan Cat has been defeated)

----------Trinkets----------

(CS = Cake Slice)

Magical Muffin: 5 CS (Adds 5 max MP along with a MP regen of 1 every 3 posts the user makes, if there isn't already MP regen)

True Tart: 5 CS (Adds 5 max HP along with a HP regen of 1 every 5 posts the user makes, if there isn't already HP regen)

Feel free to change anything or add something

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 05:58
#26
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans....

OK, the game might still be in its early weeks, but it has enough to play!

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 12:05
#27
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

So, I guess our starter weapons are our fists?

/punches sausage roll

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 13:27
#28
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans...

The Roll has 2 Posts left!

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 14:17
#29
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Boy, I am hungry now :P

/takes a bite out of the sausage roll

Sun, 03/09/2014 - 20:28
#30
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Name: U77654
Tactics: use surroundings to advantage, find most efficient way to kill
Bio: A knight with a hatred of Jelly Cubes, but a lover of cakes. Yes, I will kill cakes and stuff, but I don't like to eat Jellies, that's all. Because this, I focused on ways to kill Jellies from a distance and cakes up front.
Weapons:

Combuster
-very fast cause an ASI VH UV
-guarentees strong fire on charge
-elemental damage
-melee, obviously

Nova Driver
-can make gremlin-based monsters flinch (got gremlin VH on craft)
-ranged, but a small area
-riochetting bullets have 50% accuracy
-elemental damage
-charge makes riochetting bullets have 75% accuracy

Fearless Rigadoon
-killing monsters with charge allows you to eat them for a bit of health (only like 3 or 4)
-pierce damage and melee with a wide range
-backstabs deal 20% extra damage
-frontstabs guarentee moderate stun, but 25% less damage

Dark Retribution
-behaves like DR in game, shadow damage
-monsters killed with DR make the orbs stay for an extra second per killed monster

Armor:

Grey Feather Cowl and Vog Cub Coat
-immune to fire weaker than strong, resistant to strong fire
-very high normal and elemental defense
-decent shock resistance
-extra sword attack speed

Grey Owlite Shield
-takes no fire or shock damage
-elemental and normal defense

By the way, my character is dependent on equips' stats and levels

Combuster lvl 1: +5 ATT, +2 fire resistance, +4 ASI (exclusive to this weapon), 5MP to execute charge, 10 base attack, 3 base ASI
Nova Driver lvl 1: +3 ATT, +10% elemental defense, +3 max MP, 3MP to excecute charge, 7 base attack, 3 base ASI
Fearless Rigadoon lvl 1: +5 ATT, +50% EVA (if used last turn), +1 MSI, 2MP to excecute charge, 7 base attack, 5 base ASI
Dark Retribution lvl 1: +1 ATT, +5 shadow defense, 1MP per bomb, 3 base attack, over four posts
Armor (above) lvl 1: +20 normal and elemental defense, +8 fire resistance, +4 shock resistance, +2 ASI (swords), +15 max HP, +20 max MP, +8 EVA
GOS lvl 1: blocks 1 turn of pierce or shadow defense, three turns of normal or elemental defense, shock and fire deals no damage to shield
Shield Bash (GOS): base attack 5, guarentees minor shock or minor fire on hit, 2MP to excecute

Charge attacks deal additional 50% to base damage, with bonus damage added later, excluding bombs. Bombs will also have ASI of 3 regardless of additional ASI given or raised or lowered ASI. EVA, or evacuation, is the rate of attacks being dodged. ASI determines which attack lands first. MSI increases both EVA and ASI by one point per MSI. Enemies and players alike would have the four basic damage types of SK. Attack, HP, defense, and MP work like any other RPG.

If you think this stuff would destroy the thread, just tell me becuase I don't want to be a troll since this RPG holds a lot of opportunities.

My skills are my bombs and charge attacks, by the way.

Anyways, I poke the roll with my FR, and it gets 16 damage (the roll has 10 def and less than 15 hp left). It drops an edible roll that heals 3 MP and 3 HP. I save it and put it in my inventory. It drops 50cr, which I save. It gives 1200XP which I use on my combuster.

Level up! +1 base attack (for Combuster)

Uh oh. A Shadow Tart appeared!
-10 ATT
-7 normal and shadow DEF
-15 EVA
-2 ASI
-25 HP
-lvl 2, gives 750 XP upon death

Mon, 03/10/2014 - 13:29
#31
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans...

I am sorry , if you are your own class, please can you downgrade it so its equal to
A: Warrior (Slow, little MP, high HP)
B: Mage (Medium, high MP, powerful magic, low HP)
C: Rogue (Speedy, normal stats)

And do please look at the OP, the monster has way too much hp. And you are middle stats, please be low.

@Pipipipipi 1 left!

Tue, 03/11/2014 - 07:40
#32
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

Now all I have to do is get a Slurpuff into the game...

/kicks the sausage roll

Tue, 03/11/2014 - 12:34
#33
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans...

Pipipipi gains 100 gold and 500xp!

Shops Open!

BTW try making a party to farm quicker

Tue, 03/11/2014 - 17:36
#34
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Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Okay then, sign me up for the Rogue class.

So, I guess that I have no money... oh well. I guess a bit of window-shopping wouldn't hurt.

Ooh... Cake Cutter...

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 00:46
#35
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans...

OK, grind until you are level 3 and then Ill give you a class advancement mission!

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 00:54
#36
Whyna's picture
Whyna
UPDATE 15/03/14: 07:54

I can see you people are probably gonna get bored so this is my beta update:

- You get a class advancement at level 3 for only 5 RANK XP (1 in each battle)
- This game shall now be A FF type game so party up with your friends before you go grinding
- The shield generator is now invalid

- These are the following level experience requirements so far

LV1= 1500
LV2= 2250
LV3= 3000

LV1 HP= 3
LV2 HP = 4
LV3 HP = 5

The shop is going underway, so you wont need to fight barehand ever again!

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 00:55
#37
Whyna's picture
Whyna
@U77654

Don't act like that! Grinding is easy to do with a party.

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 07:45
#38
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

We need a cake wand

For, you know, meme n00bz

Wait, where is boss 1 and 2 now?

Does this mean, I can get Slufpuff in game?

/starts making a Boss

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 08:05
#39
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!

BOSS 2 (maybe): Slurpuff
(Appears when level 6, only when you have 7 Great Rank XP)
HP: 15 Posts
Strength: Fairy
Weakness: Posion
Attacks:
Bake: (Bakes a pie which it eats, healing 2 health, cooldown of 5 posts)
Sweet Scent: (Reduces dodge time by 5 minutes)
Cherry Bomb: (Throws 3 Cherry Bombs that deal 2-3 explosive damage each, easily dodged though)

Drops:
Cherry bomb (throwable, deals 2-3 explosive damage) 2-3 drops
Class advancement to whatever comes next

Gold: 750

EXP: 2000

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 14:00
#40
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

+1 to Pi's boss.

Tbh we should have had a Pi Day boss that attacked with pies.

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 18:37
#41
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Praise the Helix Fossil!!!

Here's a more beefed up version of that boss

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 18:48
#42
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans....

Made some big changes, hope you do not mind (cannot sleep)

RAID BOSS: Slurpuff
(Appears when level 13 (Not recommended level) , you must enter the Party Pit and finish the trial!
HP: 45 Posts
Strength: Fairy
Weakness: Poison
Attacks:
Bake: (Bakes a pie which it eats, healing 2 health, cooldown of 5 posts)
Sweet Scent: (Reduces dodge time by 5 minutes)
Cherry Bomb: (Throws 3 Cherry Bombs that deal 2-3 explosive damage each, easily dodged though)
Cupcake Chaos: Activate your buffs as he will prepare an attack

Drops:
Cherry bomb (throwable, deals 2-3 explosive damage) 5-8 drops
Slurpuffs Helm/Bandana/Spellcaster Hat

Gold: 6500

EXP: 3000

Sat, 03/15/2014 - 19:00
#43
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Patch 16/03/14 01:50

It is the Wonder Patch!

Starstream Hills
----------------------------

Grind on these fields to become your second job advancement, as you will prepare for the likes of:

-Shiny Roll
-Power Pie

-Star Pizza
-Star Dumpling
-Nyan Cat

- Magotart the Third

The Utensils Shop
-----------------------------

Buy many weapons for you to enjoy!

The Big Bullies
------------------------

In Hunting Grounds, you may spawn a Boss Mob and show your strength against it!
Bosses include:

Mincey
HP: 9
MP: 4

Frankfroller
HP: 7
MP: 3

Have fun!

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:17
#44
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Noone is playing

No one is playing then?

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:33
#45
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

We are, I'm just waiting for you to announce what we are fighting now

Wait, am I the only one playing here?

Tue, 03/18/2014 - 11:54
#46
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Oh....

Umm, well you have to say you are going into the fields with a team of people who let you into their party.

In order to hunt you must be with at least 1 person

You can solo bosses

Tue, 03/18/2014 - 17:07
#47
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

Anyone want to join me to Starstream Hills?

Can you put the new enemies and everything there is in the OP, I'm just getting really confused now :P

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 12:01
#48
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Done! Now play? @Pipipipipi

Done!

Now play?

@Pipipipipi Umm you need to get to level 3

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:42
#49
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I'll join with Pi.

Also, i throw a poison vial at Slurpuff.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 10:42
#50
Whyna's picture
Whyna
Short live the trojans...

And the boss kills you because you were being a munchkin! If you want to play, then start properly before I get angry!

I am very sorry, It is just that noone is playing and the rest are speeding up. Please forgive me.

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