SK-DOS (Spiral Knights MS-DOS parody, MS Paint Adventures-like story)

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Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Oh helm yeah!

< Open file: User Spy>.

< Run "User-Spy." > < Show recent users. Sort using file encryption. >

< Run encryption code: 11001101010100001101011010101010101000000111010110101011010101 >

< System override 17. >

Flame-Shinobi's picture
Flame-Shinobi
< run strongbademail.exe > <

< run strongbademail.exe > < run nuclear missile launch > < run clone.exe >

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world

wut

open sonic.exe

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
3.141592653589793238462643383

3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679821480865132823066470938
44609550582231725359408128481117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233786783165271201909
1456485669234603486104543266482133936072602491412737245870066063155881748815209209628292540917153643678925903600113305305488204665213841469519415116094330572703657595919530921861173819326117931051185480744623799627495673518857527248912279381830119491298336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798609437027705392171762931767523846748184676694051320005681271452635608277857713427577896091736371787214684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235420199561121290219608640344181598136297747713099605187072113499999983729780499510597317328160963185950244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881710100031378387528865875332083814206171776691473035982534904287554687311595628638823537875937519577818577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989380952572010654858632788659361533818279682303019520353018529689957736225994138912497217752834791315155748572424541506959508295331168617278558890750983817546374649393192550604009277016711390098488240128583616035637076601047101819429555961989467678374494482553797747268471040475346462080466842590694912933136770289891521047521620569660240580381501935112533824300355876402474964732639141992726042699227967823547816360093417216412

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Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

no,

decode 5pi

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing.

Error: too many inputs inserted.

Malkalack
Error: file/program does not exist.
Invalid command.
Invalid command.
Overrides can only be done by an administrator.

Flame-Shinobi
Error: files/programs do not exist.

Pipipipipi
Error: program/file does not exist.
5pi cannot be translated.
Running sonic.exe...

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Close Sonic.exe
Debug Sonic.exe
Uninstall Sonic.exe

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.
Fatal error has been detected. Press any key to restart. Cancelling all commands inserted.

Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart of Valor.

Initiate self-destruct sequence.

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Ctrl+F+U
Wait....
Ctrl+Alt+Del

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing.

Valorai
Error: command does not exist.

Sonosuke
Restarting...
This is one half.
Press any key to continue...

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

a

Run ntoskrnl.exe

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Oh helm yeah!

stream: Explicit_Images.org

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing.

Pipipipipi
Invalid command.
Error: ntoskrnl.exe can only be run by an administrator.

Malkalack
Invalid command.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

umm

run run.dll

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing.

Pipipipipi
Error: run.dll does not exist.

Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Oh helm yeah!

Make me a sandwich.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
rly?
Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing.

Captain-Llama-Bra
Error: invalid command.

Pipipipipi
Error: file does not exist.

This is the first time I've given a hint, seeing as you're goofing off and you don't know what to do next.

Hint: One of these files from post 49 is the only file left on the system.
ntoskrnl.exe
autoexec.bat
run.dll
voicechat.exe
sonic.exe

Also I turned the 5pi into hex and obtained this:
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Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama to Victory!

1AY&SX—“#„bd3ƒ'•ˆA—“™7Q‚ t”E’0x@b† ‰˜b€4‚SBpg˜!He(#dp“„F U‚#%5”„tP(Ap8RU–Db)H•I08dBˆ—Ve“4F„ud‚3xgƒRq  VHVi#FHaT2fH!3“`r`$‘A'7$Xp`cXtˆ ’ b‚’T 6Cg‰%630Tˆ Fe!8AF•AQ C0W'eu•‘•0’a82a“QT€tF#y–'IVsQˆWRrH‘"y80”‘)ƒ6s6$@efC`!9IF9R$sqp!y† Cp'pS’b“gR8Ft„gf” V'RcV'xWq4'Wx– 67‡!F„@$•40eIXSq’'–‰%‰#T •a!–dD˜b—tw –pr4™™™ƒr—€I•Ys2`–1…•DYESFƒd%"0‚S4F…Ra“ˆ17ƒ‡Rˆe‡S28 aqwf‘G05˜%4B‡UF‡1•b†8‚57‡Y7Q•w…w€S!q"ha0’xva•’B˜“€•%rT…†2x†Y63‚yh#• 50R–‰•w6"Y”‰Iru(4yWHW$$T••)S1†'…X‰P˜8Tctd““%P`@ 'pq „ˆ$(X6V7fq”)UYa˜”ggƒtID‚U7—trhG@GSFF €FhBY”‘)3gp(˜‘RGR V–`$€8“QS8$0U‡dGIds&9’r`Bi’'–x#Tx6“ArA!™$Xc†)tUWt˜8PT”X…†’i•i '!—P“•S!SD˜ruY`#d€fT™˜ƒG—u5f6˜BeBRxbUAutg(—wry8GRI!s!rw#PA—5hTa6W5%R4utIF„8R3#s”34TwbAhbQ‰ƒV”…V ™!’"BrUT%h‡gIFe4f€Iˆbr2y†W„88'–yvhT Sˆ7†6 Phd"Q% Q9)„‰`„„ˆbiE`BA–R…"f†0gD'†"‘””PG7xi`•cd7(tgvFWW9bA8†X2dY•3G€'Y™FWd‰Q&”h9ƒRYW ‚X"b"H”rgG‚hH&Gi&@c”CtU0Ph 4–%$Qt“™e1B˜ Y% 7"–Fp˜X8tYx…•—r—T˜“au9(F8&†ƒ†‰BwAU™U’RE•9YCI—%$hE˜rsdF•„†Sƒg6"&& ‘$`€Q$8„9Q$A6T—bx—qV‘CY—p)a`‰D”†…U„„54""%‚„ˆdXE`(P`„'9E"gFvx‰RR…"T™Tfg'‚9†Ee–cTˆb0WtVI€5Y64Vt2AQPv”yE–Y`”R(‡—‰1Ef‘6†r(t‰@VP3ay(h ‡G`‘x$“…‰—–u˜Ra6UIx“—„‚‚™‰Hr&X€HWV@'wUQ27–AE#tb46EB…„DyRe†x!A5G5s•#4'aYiSb1D)RHI7qWe@5'™4@7BsW…9!˜8tG€„xH–ƒ2Eq8huCPd0!„SHH7ht‘’x—“™Rf4(uD@d7E7!y™ƒ‘YVgQBi9t‰@q†IB1

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

deltree /y c:\* . *

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing.

Error: invalid arguments.

I can't believe my subtle railroading failed.

Captain-Llama-Bra's picture
Captain-Llama-Bra
Llama is a Master Hacker!

Run ntoskrnl. exe

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing.

Error: ntoskrnl.exe is either missing or corrupt.

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Ouch.

This died faster than Eternity-Terminal's MSPA story.

The computer is still runnable, but broken to the point where only one file remains, and you'll have to guess it to continue the story.

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

I swear to god jesus if it's the last one....

Run ntoskrnl.exe
Run autoexec.bat
Run run.dll
Run voicechat.exe
Run sonic.exe

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!

It seems though my attempt to delete everything worked after all

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Vogdammit, Pipipi.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Now I shall delete more stuff

Format a: /q
Format c:
deltree c:\CHKDSK
deltree c:\DIR

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

So are you gonna add to the roleplay in Gremlin Chatter? Or not?

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing.

Locking commands for Pipipipipi for 100 posts.

Sonosuke
Error: files do not exist.
Running voicechat.exe.
Loading...

It should stay in Treasure Vault because the MS Paint Adventure is beginning. I hope you like my art skills.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!

Why?

/makes 100 spam posts

unban Pipipipipi

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing.

Locking commands for Pipipipipi for 1000 posts.

Because of your attempts to derail and adamantly break the whole thing I've decided to prevent you from running commands for 1000 posts. Continue and I will add more zeroes to that.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!

/makes 900 spam posts

Really? I was making a simple joke, the only response I expected was a This command can only be accessed by administrators

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

System Recovery: 03/14/2014 00:00

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing...

Sonosuke
Invalid command.
Voicechat has loaded!

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Find users...

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Executing.

Sonosuke
Searching for users in the background.

Darkwatck's picture
Darkwatck
Hmm

Run log.txt

Maybe we can get some information from the logs here.

Sonosuke's picture
Sonosuke
#Sonosuks

Everything got deleted thanks to Pipipi.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!

/twiddles thumbs and whistles

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Actually

When you ran Sonic.exe, it immediately deleted every file on the computer except voicechat.exe.

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
Invalid post.
Feline-Grenadier's picture
Feline-Grenadier
...

Either you aren't the same guy behind the alias, or you need to stop incessantly whining about how crap your life is because of a few forum users. Don't make this place your dumpster bin for sobs.

Besides that, if you want a thread to truly die, either graveyard it or leave it alone. It's inconsiderate for other people's threads to be knocked down a place because of a useless bump.

Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
I know that.

But I had a rather interesting plot made, and nobody even bothered to try talking to Tom to activate it.

Wait...someone said a command.

Oops.
Let's execute that.

Displaying text:
Last user spoken to: Tom