In the game, I mean.
Rather than the "Big boss" and Dilbert-style Fiend levels, make the Big Bosses into Forum Trolls, who make suggestions to the dev team like "800 CE for a small Heat increase? Absurd!" or "You should listen to my cool idea!" Then, the overtimers could be re-named to Postal Dev Team.
Or maybe I'm just being cynical. Of course, if they did that, what would happen to General Discussion?
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