I had created this story in responce to a suggestion, let me get the link

Here it is: http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/97723

As the average rich knight strikes people in LD as striker, a update occurs. Everyone is logged out for a while for the update to happen. After the man logs back in, he reads his mail and finds this:

Attention all knights!

We have added brand new overpowered trinkets and a shield for you to use, feel free to use all of these to your heart's content. These new items are avalible from Krogmo's Crafting Machine.

The new items include:

~Striker Boost
~Guardian Sheild
~Recon Cloak

Enjoy your new life killing things even better then before

~OOO

The man puts the letter down and laughs, laughs like he has never before. He imediantly rushes to Krogmo's Crafting Machine where a bunch of people already are and makes a Striker Boost trinket with his surplus of Krogmo Coins. He decides to test it out on Vanaduck with his Chaos. He runs completly solo with a Glacius, Shivermist Buster, Blitz, and Trollaris for good luck. He does the first floor, laughing as he easily dodges all enemy attacks with his striker boost. Same with the second, and the third, and the fourth. Finnally, he reached Vanaduck. He easily avoided his mace attack and all other attacks. He eventually kills Vanaduck and gains some tokens. "How can this get any better?" he thought. Then, a devilish grin came across his face. He had come up with a idea so evil, even the devil wouldn't try it.

It was all a normal day in LD, when the man joined. He choose guardian, the other people laughed at him when suddenly, he boosted as fast as a striker. "Jumpin Devilites," said a striker who was easily killed, "Did that guardian just dash like a striker?" The man then turned completly invisible. "Holy Gremlins!" said anouther striker who was killed, "Did that guardian just Recon Cloak?" The man's team had won because of him. People saw what he was doing and copied him. The man was the one who came up with it, so he got fame. The Jemp's even wanted to recruit him.

But one day, that all changed.

"We are leaving," said a devilite, "And there is nothing you can do to stop us!"

"But why?" asked the man.

"We are tired of all you knights killing us all the time. We were fine with it before, but ever since you got your striker boosts and recon cloaks, it has gotten really annoying," glorped a slime.

"But you are the bread and butter of Spiral Knights, you can't just leave," said the man.

"So what?" asked a lumber, who was carrying a love puppy.

"You too?" said the man to the love puppy.

"I love you knights a lot, but I must go with the monsters. You kill me though I love you," said the love puppy

"But," said the man, but it too late. The monsters had already left. No more arcade runs, no more grinding Vanaduck. Players left, as those ones that left loved the arcade and grinding Vanaduck. "At least I can still do LD," said the man

Days went on, everyone way playing Lockdown. Then, one day, that was no longer accessible either.

"I'm leaving," said King Krogmo, "I am tired of you knights abusing your new trinkets all the time, I'm leaving and closing the Colosium with me."

"But you can't just close the Colosium, everyone loves it. We have always been overpowered in Lockdown!" said the man.

"I can and I will, you knights make me sick," said King Krogmo, as he left.

"But," said the man, but he was already too late. The Colosium closed, meaning no LD, no Blast Network. Even more people left then before. "At least there is still the NPC's around."

Days passed, and the NPC's and snipes started leaving. "Don't leave," said the man, "You're the only ones that we can gain money out of,"

"We must leave," said Feron, "It is our duty."

"But what about the auction house?" asked the man.

"That is your own problem," said Basil.

"But," said the man, but he was too late. No more sources of money, no more auction house. Most knights had left by then. "But there is still hope when OOO is still here," said the man

Days passed, and the man read an announcement on the fourms.

Greetings Knights

We have made a dire mistake, and put a Striker Boost, Guardian Sheild, and Recon Cloak in the game.

A mistake this big can not be fixed, so we have decided to abandon spiral knights

We are going to start working on horrible Sonic games with Sega

Cheers!

~Eurydice

This had been the last straw, the one that broke the camel's back. No more hope, no more updates. Everyone in the game left...

...Except the man

The man cried and cried. He took residence in the abandon Echo of Silence Guildhall, for weeks, years. He told his story to anyone who was willing to listen for 50 cr, a ecto drop, and some warp dust

He had regreted it all

THE END