I DECLARE WAR ON THIS "CONTRI"
lun, 03/03/2014 - 13:03
I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR LONGER THEN YOU HAVE, WATCHING OVER THE FORUMS. THEN YOU COME ALONG AND TAKE ALL THE ATTENTION. I DECLARE WAR ON YOU. YOU WILL NOT LIVE MUCH LONGER
-The supreme ruler of all things with cupcakes, Cupcake-God
sam, 03/08/2014 - 09:46
#2
I will eat all your cupcakes, and then your powers will be useless!
sam, 03/08/2014 - 13:15
#3
THAT DOES NOT WORK PUNY MORTAL AS I HAVE INFINITE CUPCAKES. YOU CAN NOT SIMPLY EAT THEM ALL!
I WILL SEND THE ANNOYING RADIO AFTER YOU, WHO WILL MAKE SHORT WORK OF YOU BY PLAYING JUSTIN BEIBER SO MUCH, THAT YOU WILL JUMP INTO A POOL OF HOT LAVA WITH SHARKS, WHO WILL THEN WATCH THE LEGO MOVIE WHILE MARCHING ON CONTRI
dim, 03/09/2014 - 11:59
#4
I don't like any of those things!
Justin Beiber is terrible and a terrible person, lava gets my scales dirty, and sharks taste bad.
dim, 03/09/2014 - 13:25
#5
Short live the trojans...
I will join Cupcakes great legion and pound the noobs of Contri
lun, 03/10/2014 - 08:54
#6
Great! Since you join me, you get a free cupcake.
*Gives Whyna a cupcake.*
lun, 03/10/2014 - 09:03
#7
Swag IS a virtue
I peed on an Altar to Contri.
lun, 03/10/2014 - 10:50
#8
I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR LONGER THEN YOU HAVE, WATCHING OVER THE FORUMS.
Might wanna check that, because I've been here since 2011. There are countless others waiting, You didn't even make the waiting list.
lun, 03/10/2014 - 13:35
#9
Short live the trojans...
I make my useless material stock 50 times more expensive for Contrians
lun, 03/10/2014 - 14:08
#10
I completely forgot about these enemies until now.
Suddenly, this makes more sense.
lun, 03/17/2014 - 18:40
#11
Yes! You are all doing well. I will make sure you have everlasting fun in Cupcake Heaven once you die. Why once you die? Because it is heaven, you can't go to heaven without dying, it's kinda sad. I'm not going to be weird and murder you right this moment, that's what Contri does, and doing that is bad, which Contri does all the time. Oh well, until then, why don't you live out your normal lives until then?
lun, 03/17/2014 - 19:13
#12
Oh helm yeah!
'kay!
*prances away, humming the chicken dance*
Woah, wut?
and you are still not updating your cupcake eating contest thread I presume