Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes Jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked Jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff

"Once apon a time, there is a evil lizard and a good knight, there was also a good princess. See where I'm going? No you don't, the evil lizard is being held captive by the good knight, and the princess has to save the evil lizard. If you noticed, I said there WAS a good princess, meaning she isn't here any more. She's busy taking a coffee break for life, as you see. The evil lizard doesn't have a name, but is named jeff with no capital. The good knight is also named jeff without capital. Why was jeff being held captive by Jeff you may ask, let me just tell you.

So jeff was walking through the castle when suddenly jeff appeared. "Hello jeff," jeff said.

"Hello jeff," jeff replied, "How are you doing?"

"I'm doing fine jeff," said jeff, "How are you doing?

"Good jeff," said jeff, "Except for all the random moldy sandwiches around. Why moldy sandwichs? Don't they know moldy hotdogs are much better?"

"Agreed jeff," said jeff, "I have to kill you now jeff..."

"Why jeff?" asked jeff, "is it the fact the the princess that doesn't exist still in the bathroom?"

"Yes jeff," answered jeff.

"Not if I capture you first, jeff," said jeff, who put a giant bottle on jeff, "Haha, I got you now jeff!"

"No jeff, you got yourself jeff," said jeff. jeff then realised that jeff was standing in his own bottle. "Noooooooo jeff," yelled jeff, banging on the bottle, "Before you take me away jeff, let me tell you a story..."

"What is it jeff?" asked jeff"""""""""""""""""" said jeff. jeff, of course, had fallen asleep by then, and jeff escaped. The End

Free cookie for whoever tells me how many times I said jeff and not Jeff