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Rolled this on my Gran faust and literally choked on my coffee.
Rng was my friend today.
Ever had a moment when you choke on your coffee?
Sat, 03/08/2014 - 21:26
Sat, 03/08/2014 - 22:37
#2
O_o Gee. Nothing really
O_o Gee. Nothing really happened good to me except getting a forge box from heating with the second requirement
Sat, 03/08/2014 - 23:31
#3
I choke on my coffee occasionally, but then I inhale it like a man. Coffee should never be wasted!
Sat, 03/08/2014 - 23:33
#4
Meanwhile lvl 8 70% fails me TWICE.
I choked on my tea when I got Gremlin Medium on my Argent Peacemaker and Undead Medium on my Sentenza. Then I threw my coffee at someone's face in anger.
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 03:54
#5
Oh, and this.
Also, when I read the name of the thread I thought it would be choking on your coffee because of in-game bugs and glitches :c
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 03:58
#6
gods ain't gonna help you, son.
please, I've got a fiend low on DR, and slime low construct low on RSS.
and I don't drink coffee.
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 04:59
#7
pffft
slime vhigh on gigawatt.... ALL TURRET SHALL FALL!!!!!!!
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 05:20
#8
I have no mouth and I need to scream
Dmg bonus gremlin very high on my electron vortex I don't even
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 05:48
#9
Koniec, Kropka.
This might sound sad but, I choke on my coffee when I get to levels such as treasure vaults...
It turns out I don't find much good things there anyway...
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 06:32
#10
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 07:41
#11
Sometimes I choke on myself.
I don't even need to have some kind of drink to choke on. When something happens to me, I simply start suffocating in my seat for no reason.
An example is when I began to grind In Cold Blood and Rotting Metropolis for a few hours in hopes of finding Shining Crystals and a few Elite Orbs. I found none. The next day I do a single run in RJP on advanced mode and break a box at the end and out pops THREE Elite Orbs! I didn't even know they could be found there!
@Xyka: Oh look, this is another example. Just by looking at that I went insane a tiny bit and had to remind myself not everyone is that desperate for costumes.
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 09:17
#12
I shouldn't have done it
Tried getting a variant on my DTB for 20k and I got... Slime low.
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 09:22
#13
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I choked on my coffee when I upgraded my Spur and got Beast VH
Turns out, it's not very useful on Arc Razor... :(
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 09:51
#14
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
If I drank coffee, I would have choked when I got Gremlin VH on my Striker, which was my, what, 3rd 3* craft after the game released? That Gremlin VH DVS is now my favorite weapon.
I also would have choked when I saw that I got rewarded AGAIN for completing OCH. I have two hammers!
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 09:54
#15
Don't get me started on punch though.
Giving Beast Low on my Glacius twice, what kind of sadism is that?
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 09:56
#16
?
with all due respect... how is that relevant to spiral knights?
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 11:02
#17
We all have one of those moments!
When I got a shadow key out of an iron lockbox.
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 11:14
#18
Axemanx
This thread is about the game.
Anyway, i'm assuming you all have drinks by your computer. I do not drink or eat while I play. I go to the kitchen for that. I mean you might accidentally spill drinks on your keyboard or something.
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 11:51
#19
Gremlin VH on Prisma Driver craft
ASI VH on first punch ever, on my Combuster with a 1-UV ticket
ASI High on second Acheron punch
Bought a Mirrored Lockbox for 10kcr and sold it to guildie for around 75kcr
Hallow Wings, Side, and Parrying Blade from last years event all from boxes
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 12:35
#20
I choked on VICTORY these days.
Acquired, on my VERY FIRST craft of brandish, CTR VH and ASI H (its now CTR Max and ASI Max with heat boosts/vog), got a Holly Scarf AND a Crown of Winter for just 14kcr, my 3 hammahs, and Freeze H and Fire H on the pieces of Vog set.
Not so much VICTORY than sadness, getting screwed over at SL Snarby and entering (and dieing in) OCH T3 with pure Elemental weapons.
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 15:40
#21
I had a double take when this happened:
I got Undead High when I crafted my Gigawatt Pulsar, then rolled with a 2 UV ticket and got ASI High on it. What.
Sun, 03/09/2014 - 16:19
#22
Formulate a plan!
Undead VH on a Big Angry Bomb.
All the slags asplode.
Mon, 03/10/2014 - 11:08
#23
Seerusly
I don't drink coffee anymore.
One time I got Damage Against Slimes: Very High on a Cautery Sword.
Mon, 03/10/2014 - 11:10
#24
Heart of Heart
When I successfully bought a golden chapeau on the auction house for 15k crowns.
Mon, 03/10/2014 - 11:21
#25
who chokes on coffee when there's other words that you can choke on
like chicken
or cereal
Successfully forged my Level 8 BTB to Level 9 with the lowest Radiant requirement.