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Tue, 03/11/2014 - 14:26

Poomph

Hi guys! I'm Poomph, and I'm a Necromancer. As you all know from reading the forums, a Necromancer is one of the many types of posters. (Noob Thread Maker, Bumper, Necromancer, Not-so-noob Thread maker, Math Genius, Wall Mage, Normal Poster), and I have gone down the equally valid path of a Necromancer, because Necromancy is something you can brag about. Here's my guide:

-Work your way towards finding useless threads.
-Work your way towards learning text links.
-Work your way towards perfecting your Necromancy

This is all there is to it! Hope this helped! Necromancer don't have anything to do with the relevant stuff. We mostly just search the forums and post irrelevant stuff on old threads. You might think we use walls of texts to cripple our foes, but that's the job of the Wall Mages and Math Geniuses.

Tue, 03/11/2014 - 14:36

Prominis-Alt

How did you get this amazing

How did you get this amazing profession?

What gear do you use?

What is your opinion on grim totems?

Tue, 03/11/2014 - 16:04

Poomph

It's simple! Just talk to some newer forummer, talk to him about old threads, and write down everything he says. Later, analyze what he/she said, and you'll understand the art of Necromancy, like magic.

This is then best part about necromancers. We don't use gear! We just use our mind to cast dark spells at threads that have fallen. All you really need is a mind that constantly leaks irrelevant information everywhere.

Grim Totems are obviously the invention of the first Necromancers, duh.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 10:07

Krakob

I'm so gonna watch this thread die and bump it back up in three years.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 10:20

Draycos

"Wall Mage"

10/10

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 15:36

Poomph

@Krakob

Don't be silly! You're a Normal Poster/Not-so-noob thread maker hybrid, you don't know necromancy!

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 15:49

Sandwich-Potato

What am I? The jerk brigade?

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 15:52

Poomph

Wat.

No you're the You-shoud-be-on-more-often Brigade.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:24

Sandwich-Potato

Doesn't that classify me as a jerk, then? Speaking of jerk(y), what kind would a thread re-conjurer prefer best?

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:30

Poomph

Beef jerky. They cannot resist it.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 18:49

#10

Brother-Zeke

Tips~

Start by typing in node/13
Move your way up to 1000 after posting once on each topic.
You are successfully a necromancer.
Continue doing this until you realize node 155 has already been necro'd.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:18

#11

Poomph

Yep! Brother-Zeke is obviously a necromancer, who never posts unless it's a necro, or helping other necromancers.

Wed, 03/12/2014 - 19:46

#12

Sandwich-Potato

But what's my classification as a forumer, not actual in-game peep?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 03:30

#13

Asdfhasdga

is there a way to avoid getting soap and water in your mouth when you sing in the shower?

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 12:38

#14

Poomph

Sandwich, I would have to say that you're a normal poster, since you don't make too many threads.

Squatty, ask someone else, I'm a Necromancer, not some bathing expert.

Thu, 03/13/2014 - 21:51

#15

Baconparadox

I swear i seen you in haven

I swear i seen you in haven before

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 02:13

#16

Mamonchter

Reinforcement of Awesomeness

Is there a "Troller" ? :P

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