You wouldn't buy contraceptives if the contents only work 20% of the time.
But hey at least 80% of them came with a coupon to roll UV's on your Radiant Sun Shards and Iron Slug.

Pledge your abstinence now and save your money for when Iron Slug Update and Arcade Redux actually happen.

1. Paintool - Pledge of 100000 Ectodrops + 1 Iron Slug