I believe I am one of the only players who's avatar cannot be pinched. St. Patricks day has no effect!
*Pinches Sonosuke and Malkalack*
I am unpinchable!
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 07:51
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 08:43
#2
Heart of Green
Any avatar who is not wearing green must be pinched!
*Tackles Blazzberry*
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:12
#3
Oh nooooo!
*runs away and hides*
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:16
#4
Should of named myself
Should of named myself Green-Galaxy
Someone give me a name change pass
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:30
#5
#Sonosuks
*pinches Markus*
HA!
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:37
#6
Green cheese
How can I avoid being pinched? I know! I will just won't post. Oh wait...
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:40
#7
If you even attempt to pinch me I will promptly call on many Gremalkins, some Black Kats, and then bite your head off. :3
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:42
#8
Agghhhh! It hurts us! Make it stop! Stupid little knights with their pinching fingers!
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 11:51
#9
laziness
How can a box pinch?
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:54
#10
I pinch
@brother-zeke
And if you dare call upon an army of kats, I will call upon an army of owlites to destroy you and your army.
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:16
#11
#Sonosuks
*pinches Hero, Nyaonix, and Red*
Aaand
*pinches Markus for posting again*
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:21
#12
Agghh, it burns us and leaves
Agghh, it burns us and leaves us with bruises!
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:37
#13
Oh helm yeah!
*pinches Markus-Aurelius on the NIPPLE *
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:02
#14
Oh hail no! You are going to be a roasted Chromalisk now! Where is that blowtorch?
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:03
#15
What's going on in this threa-
Oh. People are pinching each other.
I guess I'll be wearing my ancient set all day today.
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:13
#16
Oh helm yeah!
I pinched it and it broke. (@ Mark)
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:24
#17
Short live the trojans...
@Red-Galaxy Ya do know owlites are extinct, right?
/cowers behind Proto Shield
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 13:52
#18
@Whyna
thats what they want you to think >:)
*hits Markus-Aurelius with a shovel*
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:32
#19
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
/comes in with hammer
ANYONE WHO PINCHES ME GETS IT
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:41
#20
*wakes up*
Wha... what happened? Red, what did you do that for?! We are supposed to pinch people, not hit them upside the head with a shovel!
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 15:11
#21
Your butt has been pinched.
Your butt has been pinched.
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:25
#22
Heart of Valor.
Where I live, men women and children have St. Patricks day, everyday.
Sadly, in this world it ends tomorrow.
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 17:59
#23
#Sonosuks
Not now, Val.
*pinches Markus again*
Not now.
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:14
#24
...
Is it just me, or has this turned into a "Let's physically abuse Markus" thread?
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:38
#25
#Sonosuks
Dammit. I was gonna pinch Atlas too.
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:40
#26
Who want's green cupcakes?
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:42
#27
#Sonosuks
QUICKLY!! BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER!!
*pinches Cupcake-God*
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:51
#28
NO, YOU ARE A BAD SONOSUKES, BAD SONOSUKES. NOW YOU ARE SONOSUCKS!
*Throws Sonosucks to the moon before getting pinched*
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:57
#29
#Sonosuks
*derps around in space*
... okay.
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 18:57
#30
This has been one the most painful days of my existence :[
I am going to need some therapy after today...
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:03
#31
§
It's okay, Markus. Go bathe in the pools at the wolver dens for relaxation. You can even pick up some cash by shooting the totem in the middle with your mender firebolt.
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:04
#32
Oh helm yeah!
2 more hours to abuse Markus.
*Pinches Markus-Aurelius' OTHER NIPPLE*
*Pinches Cupcake-God's ear*
*Pinches Atlas-Snowcap's ear lobe*
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:07
#33
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
ALRIGHT
/holds hammer more agressivly
WHOEVER PINCHES IN GENERAL FROM NOW ON GETS IT
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:30
#34
#Sonosuks
Malk, Atlas is wearing green. Green shirt, green goggles, whatever.
Also I can't pinch anyone since I got launched into space by Cupcake-God. Wait, how am I talking to you guys right now?
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:32
#35
Heart of Valor.
Aha! I am unscathed! For you cannot pinch a box of deliciousness!
What everyone predicts is inside me:
Cupcake-God: Moar cupcakes.
Pipipipipi: Derpzilla
Sonosuke: An irrelevant reference.
Mon, 03/17/2014 - 19:50
#36
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
Who's Derpzilla? Can I meet him? Pretty plz?
/makes cute face
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 11:15
#37
...
*hits Pipipipipi with a shovel*
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 11:21
#38
Red has an obsession with shovels.
I better hide before I get hit again...
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 11:24
#39
#Sonosuks
Well, St. Patricks day is over now. But just in case, *bites Markus's armor*
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 11:31
#40
:/
I cannot win. When I am a monster, everyone pinches or hits me. When I am a knight, I get bit by wolves.
Hey! You are a Love Puppy! Why are you hurting people? Shouldn't you be showering us with hearts?!
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 11:39
#41
...
*hits Markus-Aurelius with Sonosuke*
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 11:59
#42
Galaxy, STAHP!! We don't want you breaking everyone on these forums, damnit!
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 15:00
#43
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME
/smashes Red-Galaxy into oblivion
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 16:10
#44
#Sonosuks
/me shoots Pipipi with hearts
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 17:22
#45
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
5 years later...
/stands where I was standing 5 years ago and looks up at the sky to see Sono's old hearts coming at me
Hearts? Why are there hearts falling from the sky? Did Nobody-The-Third send these?
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 17:35
#46
I pinch everyone not green,
I pinch everyone not green, then wear Valorai as a hat so nobody can pinch me. Just to make sure, I hide in my secret hideout inside Vanaduke.
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 17:40
#47
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
HOW DARE YOU
/blows up Vanaduke and smashes Kmart 1001 times, sending Kmartrox to the moon on the 1001st time, which blows up the moon and causes the world to blow up too
oops...
/floats in space with everyone
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 17:50
#48
#Sonosuks
/me floats towards Pipipi
Oh hey guys.
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 18:05
#49
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
hi!
/bumps into Sonosuke who starts going towards the sun while I fly away
oops
Tue, 03/18/2014 - 18:12
#50
#Sonosuks
Goddammit, Pipipi!
... Wait.
/shoots a bullet to propel me back
But you're green.
EDIT: Damn it, that hurt.