I believe I am one of the only players who's avatar cannot be pinched. St. Patricks day has no effect!
*Pinches Sonosuke and Malkalack*
I believe I am one of the only players who's avatar cannot be pinched. St. Patricks day has no effect!
*Pinches Sonosuke and Malkalack*
Any avatar who is not wearing green must be pinched!
*Tackles Blazzberry*
Should of named myself Green-Galaxy
Someone give me a name change pass
How can I avoid being pinched? I know! I will just won't post. Oh wait...
If you even attempt to pinch me I will promptly call on many Gremalkins, some Black Kats, and then bite your head off. :3
Agghhhh! It hurts us! Make it stop! Stupid little knights with their pinching fingers!
@brother-zeke
And if you dare call upon an army of kats, I will call upon an army of owlites to destroy you and your army.
*pinches Hero, Nyaonix, and Red*
Aaand
*pinches Markus for posting again*
Agghh, it burns us and leaves us with bruises!
Oh hail no! You are going to be a roasted Chromalisk now! Where is that blowtorch?
Oh. People are pinching each other.
I guess I'll be wearing my ancient set all day today.
@Red-Galaxy Ya do know owlites are extinct, right?
/cowers behind Proto Shield
thats what they want you to think >:)
*hits Markus-Aurelius with a shovel*
/comes in with hammer
ANYONE WHO PINCHES ME GETS IT
*wakes up*
Wha... what happened? Red, what did you do that for?! We are supposed to pinch people, not hit them upside the head with a shovel!
Where I live, men women and children have St. Patricks day, everyday.
Sadly, in this world it ends tomorrow.
Is it just me, or has this turned into a "Let's physically abuse Markus" thread?
QUICKLY!! BEFORE THE DAY IS OVER!!
*pinches Cupcake-God*
NO, YOU ARE A BAD SONOSUKES, BAD SONOSUKES. NOW YOU ARE SONOSUCKS!
*Throws Sonosucks to the moon before getting pinched*
This has been one the most painful days of my existence :[
I am going to need some therapy after today...
It's okay, Markus. Go bathe in the pools at the wolver dens for relaxation. You can even pick up some cash by shooting the totem in the middle with your mender firebolt.
2 more hours to abuse Markus.
*Pinches Markus-Aurelius' OTHER NIPPLE*
*Pinches Cupcake-God's ear*
*Pinches Atlas-Snowcap's ear lobe*
ALRIGHT
/holds hammer more agressivly
WHOEVER PINCHES IN GENERAL FROM NOW ON GETS IT
Malk, Atlas is wearing green. Green shirt, green goggles, whatever.
Also I can't pinch anyone since I got launched into space by Cupcake-God. Wait, how am I talking to you guys right now?
Aha! I am unscathed! For you cannot pinch a box of deliciousness!
What everyone predicts is inside me:
Cupcake-God: Moar cupcakes.
Pipipipipi: Derpzilla
Sonosuke: An irrelevant reference.
Who's Derpzilla? Can I meet him? Pretty plz?
/makes cute face
Red has an obsession with shovels.
I better hide before I get hit again...
Well, St. Patricks day is over now. But just in case, *bites Markus's armor*
I cannot win. When I am a monster, everyone pinches or hits me. When I am a knight, I get bit by wolves.
Hey! You are a Love Puppy! Why are you hurting people? Shouldn't you be showering us with hearts?!
Galaxy, STAHP!! We don't want you breaking everyone on these forums, damnit!
HOW DARE YOU ATTACK ME
/smashes Red-Galaxy into oblivion
5 years later...
/stands where I was standing 5 years ago and looks up at the sky to see Sono's old hearts coming at me
Hearts? Why are there hearts falling from the sky? Did Nobody-The-Third send these?
I pinch everyone not green, then wear Valorai as a hat so nobody can pinch me. Just to make sure, I hide in my secret hideout inside Vanaduke.
HOW DARE YOU
/blows up Vanaduke and smashes Kmart 1001 times, sending Kmartrox to the moon on the 1001st time, which blows up the moon and causes the world to blow up too
oops...
/floats in space with everyone
hi!
/bumps into Sonosuke who starts going towards the sun while I fly away
oops
Goddammit, Pipipi!
... Wait.
/shoots a bullet to propel me back
But you're green.
EDIT: Damn it, that hurt.