Spiral Knights - Here's a parody!

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Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:23

Malkalack

"Snarbolax"

'Twas spamming, with the Polaris
Annoying noob, forgetting cares
All flashy were, the monitors
And raging were the players.

"Beware the Snarbolax, my son!
The spikes that spike, the mouth that bites!
Beware the Silkwing bird, and shun
The furious Spikey Patch!"

He took his Flourish sword in hand:
Long time the nooby foe he sought—
So rested he by the bushy tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in oafish thought he stood,
The Snarbolax, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the Gloaming wood,
And snarbled as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The Flourish blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its fang
He heard the beast bell rang.

"And hast thou slain the Snarbolax?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Calahan! Callahey!"
Kora chortled in her joy.

'Twas spamming, with the Polaris
Annoying noob, forgetting cares
All flashy were, the monitors
And raging were the players.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:24

Malkalack

*facepalm*

This is basically Jabberwocky, with the word "Snarbolax" and "Flourish" dubbed into it.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 10:41

Valorai

Heart of sight,

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 12:09

Sandwich-Potato

Here's a more accurate rendition of a parody.

Twas nooby, and the trolly lag
Created red bars for all.
All ticked off were people playing tag,
While the 4 bars spammed 'slash lol'.

Beware the Snarbolax 'u nub'!
The lag that strikes! The glitches true!
Beware the guy with Zappers and run
When lag spikes start to target you!

He took his Brandish line in hand.
Short was the time he fought.
The foes were weaker than some flan,
Like the dark thing peeps now sought.

And there on big huge buttons they stood.
While a glitched Snarby was not
Stunned by the bell, inside the woods
The peeps desperately fought.

F2! F2! And through and through!
A GM joined the group!
With one blow the Snarby xe slew,
Then left (possibly to get some soup).

And thou has slain the Snarbolax, eh?
'No, you see, a Game Master came.'
You lucky bloke! What did you say?
'I said that my gear was lame.'

Twas nooby, and the trolly lag
Created red bars for all.
All ticked off were people playing tag,
While the 4 bars spammed 'slash lol'.

Mon, 03/17/2014 - 14:30

Pipipipipi

Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

FUN FACT: You just made a parody using something that was inspired by what you parodied

Parodyception O_O