Why did you eat my sandwich?
The Dolphins did it, I swear
Why did you eat my sandwich?
The Dolphins did it, I swear
What caused the massive oil spill?
Your eyes cannot be trusted.
How come people can't see infrared or ultraviolet rays?
No this is Patrick.
No, this is Patrick.
No! THIS IS PATRICK!!
Hello may I speak to Patrick?
Because I said so! (two year old voice)
Why did you blow up the world?
/blows up
Do you have a life?
Ten thousand thundering typhoons! I completely forgot about that!
Do you remember your dream from last night?
[No response]
Sir where is your missing daughter?
I LIKE TRAINS!
Why did you throw yourself into the path of the freight train?
Don't let it come near me!
Would you like to meet my pet Snarbolax?
Why are there dead people all around?
I ate Chuck.
Where did all the toothpicks go?
I have no idea how that got there.
How could that Tortodrone get into my safe?
That was not me! The Knockers did it, I swear!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because forum 60 showed up
Why did forum no. 59 die?
*puts out a sign with "This guy is certainly NOT a Spy" writing*
Help. The Russians are onto the fact that I am a Spy. Can you cover for me?
COMMUNIST RUSSIA!
Who is after you again?
Don't think I'm crazy
Are you out of your mind or just in sane?
The rotting carcass over yonder.
Do you know where to find some BRAIIIIINS?
OMG ZAMBEHS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! WOMENS AND CHILDRENS FEEEERST!!!
Are those your high school's cheerleaders?
Cuz it seemd like a good idea at the time.
Why did you sit on a live landmine?
Evil purple dinosaurs.
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Red spotted purple armadillos with sniper rifles.
What the hell's that damn alert for?!
The swords that Gremlins' Mecha Knights have.
What do you pick your teeth with?
The day before two days after the day before yesterday's tomorrow.
Can I whack you with my hammer?
Overrated memes
What's overrated?
I can haz Cheeseburger! You'll all seez!
Bad lolcat, no cheezeburger 4 u
It's mine now
Who ate the fish?!??!
You push the big red button that says, "DO NOT PUSH".
Are you dumb?
I love those buttons....
Why did you steal all the buttons off my shirt? :/
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It was like that when I found it, I swear!
Why is your head on the floor? O_o
You're not hitting it hard enough.
Why won't the big red button fire the nukes?!?!?!
Because in Communist Russia, everthing's backwards.
What will you do if I steal your cupcakes?
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Meh, I'll fix it later.
Aren't you going to do something about that huge gaping hole in your chest?
My mother told me not to play with fire.
Who told you NOT to burn that house down! I GAVE SPECIFIC ORDERS!
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Gerneral Caudswell told me to do it.
What would you do if I had my slowpoke use yawn on you?
Because the world is a cube.
What should I do with your whole body?
Because you didn't hit yourself hard enough.
Why am I not awake?
Because I'll make my Lilligant use sleep powder on you and eat your dreams if you don't
Why do I have to hug your ferrothorn?
IT'S TOO LOUD, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
What should I name my pet basilisk?
It's the circle of life.