Why did you eat my sandwich?
The Dolphins did it, I swear
"Question my Answer" game
Sat, 03/29/2014 - 19:47
#52
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
Sat, 03/29/2014 - 21:28
#53
What caused the massive oil spill?
Your eyes cannot be trusted.
Sat, 03/29/2014 - 21:47
#54
How come people can't see infrared or ultraviolet rays?
No this is Patrick.
No, this is Patrick.
No! THIS IS PATRICK!!
Sun, 03/30/2014 - 09:56
#55
Hello may I speak to
Hello may I speak to Patrick?
Because I said so! (two year old voice)
Sun, 03/30/2014 - 10:18
#56
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
Why did you blow up the world?
/blows up
Sun, 03/30/2014 - 11:37
#58
Do you have a life?
Ten thousand thundering typhoons! I completely forgot about that!
Sun, 03/30/2014 - 15:43
#59
§
Do you remember your dream from last night?
[No response]
Mon, 03/31/2014 - 07:33
#60
Sir where is your missing
Sir where is your missing daughter?
I LIKE TRAINS!
Mon, 03/31/2014 - 15:08
#61
Why did you throw yourself into the path of the freight train?
Don't let it come near me!
Mon, 03/31/2014 - 18:17
#62
Would you like to meet my pet
Would you like to meet my pet Snarbolax?
Wed, 04/02/2014 - 02:19
#63
Can you stay silent for 5 seconds?
Cause I have bombs.
Wed, 04/02/2014 - 04:16
#64
Reinforcement of Awesomeness
Why are there dead people all around?
I ate Chuck.
Wed, 04/02/2014 - 08:30
#65
Where did all the toothpicks
Where did all the toothpicks go?
I have no idea how that got there.
Wed, 04/02/2014 - 14:47
#66
How could that Tortodrone get into my safe?
That was not me! The Knockers did it, I swear!
Wed, 04/02/2014 - 19:15
#67
Did you touch my teddy bear?
LOL, ROFL, LMAO, *dies*.
Wed, 04/02/2014 - 19:18
#68
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because forum 60 showed up
Thu, 04/03/2014 - 00:02
#69
Why did forum no. 59 die?
*puts out a sign with "This guy is certainly NOT a Spy" writing*
Thu, 04/03/2014 - 18:50
#70
Help. The Russians are onto
Help. The Russians are onto the fact that I am a Spy. Can you cover for me?
COMMUNIST RUSSIA!
Thu, 04/03/2014 - 19:48
#71
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!
Who is after you again?
Don't think I'm crazy
Thu, 04/03/2014 - 22:33
#72
Are you out of your mind or just in sane?
The rotting carcass over yonder.
Fri, 04/04/2014 - 05:19
#73
Do you know where to find
Do you know where to find some BRAIIIIINS?
OMG ZAMBEHS! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! WOMENS AND CHILDRENS FEEEERST!!!
Fri, 04/04/2014 - 16:06
#74
Are those your high school's cheerleaders?
Cuz it seemd like a good idea at the time.
Fri, 04/04/2014 - 16:39
#75
Why did you sit on a live landmine?
Evil purple dinosaurs.
Sat, 04/05/2014 - 05:44
#76
Who stole the cookies from
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
Red spotted purple armadillos with sniper rifles.
Sat, 04/05/2014 - 07:28
#77
What the hell's that damn alert for?!
The swords that Gremlins' Mecha Knights have.
Sat, 04/05/2014 - 14:55
#78
What do you pick your teeth with?
The day before two days after the day before yesterday's tomorrow.
Sun, 04/06/2014 - 01:22
#79
What was the day yesterday?
They run on piles of money.
Tue, 04/08/2014 - 12:07
#80
What do politicians run
What do politicians run on?
Yes.
Tue, 04/08/2014 - 14:04
#81
Have you ever tasted Pokemon meat?
Sure, go ahead.
Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:16
#82
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!
Can I whack you with my hammer?
Overrated memes
Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:38
#83
What's overrated?
I can haz
What's overrated?
I can haz Cheeseburger! You'll all seez!
Tue, 04/08/2014 - 15:53
#84
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!
Bad lolcat, no cheezeburger 4 u
It's mine now
Tue, 04/08/2014 - 22:54
#85
Whose is that bomb?!
The tank did it, I swear.
Wed, 04/09/2014 - 05:10
#86
Who ate the fish?!??!
You
Who ate the fish?!??!
You push the big red button that says, "DO NOT PUSH".
Wed, 04/09/2014 - 10:59
#87
Are you dumb?
I love those
Are you dumb?
I love those buttons....
Wed, 04/09/2014 - 11:41
#88
(Supersonic, you're doing it wrong.)
Why did you steal all the buttons off my shirt? :/
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It was like that when I found it, I swear!
Wed, 04/09/2014 - 16:44
#89
Why is your head on the floor? O_o
You're not hitting it hard enough.
Thu, 04/10/2014 - 05:14
#90
Why won't the big red button
Why won't the big red button fire the nukes?!?!?!
Because in Communist Russia, everthing's backwards.
Thu, 04/10/2014 - 10:39
#91
Why is cola drinking me?
I will fire a nuke at you.
Thu, 04/10/2014 - 12:49
#92
What will you do if I steal your cupcakes?
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Meh, I'll fix it later.
Thu, 04/10/2014 - 15:59
#93
Aren't you going to do something about that huge gaping hole in your chest?
My mother told me not to play with fire.
Thu, 04/10/2014 - 16:52
#94
Who told you NOT to burn that
Who told you NOT to burn that house down! I GAVE SPECIFIC ORDERS!
~~~~~~~~~~
Gerneral Caudswell told me to do it.
Thu, 04/10/2014 - 22:45
#95
Why did ya kill yerself?
I'll yawn.
Fri, 04/11/2014 - 05:18
#96
What would you do if I had my
What would you do if I had my slowpoke use yawn on you?
Because the world is a cube.
Fri, 04/11/2014 - 15:04
#97
Why is the sun a sphere?
Flush it down the toilet.
Mon, 04/14/2014 - 15:32
#98
What should I do with your whole body?
Because you didn't hit yourself hard enough.
Mon, 04/14/2014 - 18:59
#99
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!
Why am I not awake?
Because I'll make my Lilligant use sleep powder on you and eat your dreams if you don't
Mon, 04/14/2014 - 22:27
#100
Why do I have to hug your ferrothorn?
IT'S TOO LOUD, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
What should I name my pet basilisk?
It's the circle of life.