Spiral Knights - Answer me these questions three

Answer me these questions three

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Wed, 03/19/2014 - 00:39

Fangel

Call this a game if you want, but if you're familiar with Monty Python, you'll probably know where I'm going with this.

Ask five que-three questions!- uh, three questions to the next poster, and answer the questions from the previous poster. The first two questions are static, and the third one can be something super random and simple, or some outrageously hard question to answer. It's also best you don't answer "I don't know that!", as ye' be cast into the pit of death if you fail to answer correctly.

REMEMBER - The first two questions must always be the first two I ask here. I'll start it off:

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the melting point of zinc?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 06:06

Malkalack

Oh helm derp!

I forgot.

To boldly go where no man has gone before.

I DONT KNOW!

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Who are you? Who? Who? Yeeeeah I really wannna know whoooooo are you? Who who? Who who?

Where do you stash your narwhal when he is asleep?

Why do you cry, Smeagol?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 07:06

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I am Shadow... the Hedgehog.
With the power of these Chaos Emeralds, I'm going to destroy this damn planet.
I cry because it keeps bacteria out of my eyes.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What...is the location of the computer room?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 10:49

Fangel

Umm...

I am the night!
I seek to shroud the world in darkness. I also seek to destroy the sun.
Three doors down to the left.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the key ingredient of a Graham cracker?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 11:57

Magnum-Frost

-Generic Subject Line-

I am breakfast's reckoning
I seek the lulz in every corner of the internet
The key ingredient of Graham crackers are the tears of orphans

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is the muffin man's real name?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 16:38

Pipipipipi

Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

My mom says I shouldn't talk to strangers :P
I forgot ;_;
That would be m- err, muffin man

What is the meaning of everything?
What are you still doing here when I haz hammer
What, on a scale from 1-10, is your favorite color of the alphabet

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:02

Atlas-Snowcap

Reading is hard for some people.

"REMEMBER - The first two questions must always be the first two I ask here."

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:09

Pipipipipi

Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

but that just gives the game 1/3 of it's fun

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:12

Malkalack

Oh helm yeah!

Jimbo!
To reclaim my lost butt.
A, at a whopping 9.8

What is your name?
What is your quest?
Who is Agamemnon?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:23

Pipipipipi

Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

umm...

Here's the answer to all of those

/smashes the bridge

What is my alt?
What do jellies do when we arn't looking?
What do I use all these Radiants for?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:26

#10

Malkalack

READ THE OP

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:31

#11

Pipipipipi

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:41

#12

Brother-Zeke

Responding to Malkalack

A: Brother-Zeke
B: To obtain every item
C: Agamemnon was the leader of the Greek forces during the Trojan War. He upset Achilles by "stealing" Bryseis from him, as he lost his own slave woman, Chryseis. This caused the Myrmidons to drop out of the fighting for a while, as well as Achilles, until Patroclus posed as Achilles and died. He also sacrificed his own daughter, Iphigenia, to get the winds blowing in the correct direction to reach Troy. Agamemnon was married to Clytemnestra, a daughter of Leto (?), but she ultimately killed him when he returned to Mycenae. *All of the was from memory*

Q:
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What synonym first comes to mind when I say, "Flamboyant?"

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:45

#13

Pipipipipi

Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

Why do you ignore me?
You know if you ignore me, I ignore you, right?
Did you know, having the first two question's preset reduces the threads creativeness by a long shot?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:47

#14

Atlas-Snowcap

@Zeke

A: Mario. YA-HOOOOO!
B: Stomp things and save princesses.
C: Extravagant, I guess...

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Q:
What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favourite colour?! (had to come sooner or later, let's face it...)

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:50

#15

Pipipipipi

Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

@Atlas

Not answering preset questions
Not answering preset questions
Although I already asked what is your favorite color, red, I SEE IT ALL THE TIME WHEN I KILL PEOPLE

Did you know, you are not going to answer this question
Did you know, that you are basicly being uncreative?
Did you know, this game would be so much better if we could determine the questions, of course, these questions are as lame as the preset ones

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 17:55

#16

Ironclaw-Mender

My name is Marty.
And I came here to party.
A light shade of Tuesday.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
Why are the voices telling me to kill?

footnote: you're GRINDING DOWN the FUN TRAIN PI

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 18:00

#17

Pipipipipi

Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

No answer
No answer
Because you have been killed

Footnote: Huh? I see no fun in the way things are right now

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 18:03

#18

Malkalack

Just ignore 5pi.

Clint Eastwood.
To find the buried cashbox.
I dunno.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
About how many oil barrels does America use each year?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 18:08

#19

Pipipipipi

Why don't you try the questions?

All of dem!

True or False: What is your favorite type of candy and the mass of the sun
Can you tell me 2 other questions that are not "What is your name?" and What is your quest?"

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 18:15

#20

Markus-Aurelius

Pi, I have a question: did you watch the video in the OP?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 18:19

#21

Midnight-Dj

The hate, To spread hate As

The hate,
To spread hate
As many oil barrels as it needs to burn Obamacare down

What is your name?
What is your quest?
Is the cake a lie?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 18:39

#22

Egpnd

Egpnd.

To protect and serve.

The cake is not a lie, I ate one piece today.

What is your name?

What is your Quest?

What is the answer you need to tell the cops when you commit a crime as a racer?

Wed, 03/19/2014 - 18:53

#23

Malkalack

Oh helm yeah!

Bibbley!
To eat the last living panda bear.
EAT RUBBER, YAH DINKEYS! I will make you all eunuchs with my safety scissors from Kindergarden.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What place is Odysseus ruler of?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 09:58

#24

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I am the Man With No Name
To seek the Soily Trail
Ehh... Greece?

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What... is the highest level you can reach in Donkey Kong?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:07

#25

Valorai

Heart of Valor

Barack.
To find Waldo.
Which donkey kong? There are multiple, you know.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What happened to BEN?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:13

#26

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I'm Sonic. Sonic the Hedgehog.
To find the seven Chaos Emeralds to destroy this damn pla- I mean to find the seven Chaos Emeralds to destroy the Monster of the Week.
Ben drowned. I know my gaming,

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What...should I hit Valorai in the face with for not knowing that I was talking about the arcade version of Donkey Kong?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:16

#27

Valorai

Heart of LETS POST AGAIN

It's still Barack.
To find my cat, Waldo.
A knife, preferably. Or something sharp. That'll sure show him.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
Where is Waldo?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:21

#28

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

/warms up voice
I am the Great Mighty Poo...
and I'm going to throw my sh*t at you.
I dunno. Is your cat made of sweet corn?

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What...

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 10:33

#29

Markus-Aurelius

Markus-Aurelius.
To collect Nightshade.
Yes.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What is your favorite sports team?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:17

#30

Malkalack

Oh helm yeah!

Malkalack.
To herp and derp.
The Toronto Maple Leafs.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:37

#31

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

I am... uhh... Tom.
To catch 'em all!
http://i.imgur.com/HzNMW.jpg

What is your name
What is your quest(ion)?
What... does the fox say?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:41

#32

Valorai

Heart of Valor.

Bring-back-mist
To do all the quest(ions)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jXSYybCVxVM

What's your name?
What's your quest?
Who's the man behind you?

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:43

#33

Malkalack

Oh helm yeah!

Sammael, Master of the Ravenwing.
To purge Cadillus of the xenos thread.
Brother Zaraphael, of the third company.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
Where does my dog sit?

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 12:10

#34

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Sir Dancealot.
To peek the Moldy Grill.
Yer doggy sits on a minefield.

What is your name?
What is your chest?
What...is the coordinates of OOO headquarters?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 04:15

#35

Kbloowit

Me name be Demopan
Full of scrumpy
Nowhere. I blew it up.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What chapter of the book af armaments details how to use the holy hand grenade?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 04:43

#36

Malkalack

Oh helm yeah!

What is your name? The-Ball-Grabber
What is your quest? To... well, you know. My names says it all.
What chapter of the book af armaments details how to use the holy hand grenade? Chapter 17! It also details on how to fight with a sexy pitchfork.

What is your name?
What is your quest?
What are the composite molecules in your standard piece of tree bark?

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