My Maskeraith, Tiguirious has been looking at other Maskeraiths funny, recently. On top of THAT, he has been biting, barking and growling at the door.
Can there be a "Spiral Veterinarian" where I can take him to be fixed? I think that would solve his behavioural issues.
Cheers,
~ Malkalack
Is anyone reading the threads below?
You should put quotations before and after "fixed" XD
You gotta stop your Maskeraith from having babies
It's okay, I just borrowed Bechamel's scissor blades. Anyone want the severed bit?
Hey Malkalack, your Maskeraith isn't half as bad as my Seraphynx is. My Seraphynx hisses at everything it sees, destroys guildhalls by scratching everything, eats all my mats, and has the world record for most things chased up in one tree, with 51 wolvers, 63 Maskeraiths, (I saw your Maskeraith up that tree too) 43 Seraphynx, 58 Drakon, and 1 increadibly scared Basil, yet it still expects me to play with it
Can you do what your doing on my Seraphynx? It might be a little figety, but it's ok. I want you to remove the red thing making the beating noise and give it to me.
Okay, I will chop the balls off your Seraphynx for you.
*Tears the balls off of Seraphynx with bare hands.*
There ya go!
My Drakon tends to charbroil every other sprite it sees, subsequently consuming them to gain all of the other sprites' heat at once. Oh, sorry, am I supposed to be complaining?
Hey wait a moment, that's not my Sprite
/looks to the right and sees sprite
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/watches Sprite attack Neoretro's Drakon and sending it up a tree, where 51 wolvers, 63 Maskeraith, 43 Seraphynx, and 58 Drakon await the sprite and attack it too (Basil escaped)
/Neoretro's Drakon uses Explosive Firestorm on the inner workings of the Clockworks depth-shifting machines, collapsing the Arcade and causing a 9.6 earthquake all throughout Haven, scaring off all enemies.
/Pipipipipi's Seraphynx uses Ray of light on the core, which is so intense that Seraphynx is able to cut open the core in just a minute and causes Cradle to blow up in a explosion that causes a 10 Earthquake on a planet far far away, which goes out of orbit and into it's star. The Star then explodes and was actually a storage facility for Sprite Food. The sprite food eventually reaches the remains of Cradle and it rains on every survivor, who don't get any because Seraphynx takes all the food
/NeoRetro's Drakon eats Pipipipipi's Seraphynx by sneaking up on it, gaining all its power. The Drakon then proceeds to use that power to roast the remains of Cradle. Cradle's destruction causes the death of all knights. But surprise! This is actually the parallel universe of Cradle 2.0. The real universe, Cradle Prime, continues to exist.
/Neoretro Prime and Pipipipipi Prime continue their existence like all other knights on Cradle Prime, having never met in person.
/Pipipipipi's Seraphynx actually set up a bomb to look like it, at watched from somewhere Drakon eat the bomb. The real Seraphynx is just outside of the multiverse, and has set up bombs everywhere. Seraphynx sets off all the bombs which destroys all of the multiverse
Nothing is left of the multiverse except for a lone Seraphynx
The multiverse and its inhabitants are all gone.
/thread.
My maskeraith doesn't do anything I say it shot Quills into one of my friends, It launched me into spikes with a hex, it destroyed the conference room in my guild's hall, and worst of all it made the entire Spiral order kick me out, it shot my polaris and detroyed communications
Gremlin chatter is leaking and it reaks of random.
Just use the great cleavers or scissor blades that are available to you.