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Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:51
Valorai's picture
Valorai

Mirror mirror, on the wall, who's the most random, of them all?

There is none more random, then that of I
So please sit down and eat some pie.

I'm sure you people know what to do. IT'S RHYME TIME.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 12:57
#1
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Oh helm yeah!

Pickle pickle in my jar, who just stole my brand new car?

Your mom, your mom just stole your ride.
To get some tires, that won't slide.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:07
#2
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart of Vlor.

Chicken, chicken, on the road, that car that's coming, what's its load?

Death and destruction, that's its haul,
Now if you'll excuse me, im about to- VROOM

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 13:15
#3
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Window, window, on the wall, who is the sleepiest of them all?

I do not know, for I see through,
But I do know that it's not you.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:35
#4
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Oh helm yeah!

Narwhal, narwhal in the sun. How can I have lots of fun?
You can fight them giant pigs,
In some stylish, brand-new digs.

Thu, 03/20/2014 - 14:47
#5
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

Poet, poet working there, how can I rhyme on this post?

Sorry, sorry, I don't know how to rhyme,
I'm not even a poet, go figure.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 08:36
#6
Valorai's picture
Valorai
Heart of Valor.

Strange man, strange man, under my bed, why do you ask if I want your head?

Child, child, O child of mine
Just go to sleep, all will be fine.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 11:38
#7
Usevnsevnsixfivfor's picture
Usevnsevnsixfivfor
Homework, homework, in my bag, why does the teacher always nag?

She doesn't get her desired pay
Because after school, she works at EA.

Fri, 03/21/2014 - 22:54
#8
Ding-Dong-Die's picture
Ding-Dong-Die
Author, Author, with the

Author, Author, with the toothpick, how do i make words in Italic?

I don't know as you can see
here is none now go back to the pea

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