my brethren, it has come to my attention that this planet is one of dark, cold-hearted, merciless, and evil creatures. i have found myself surrounded by pure wickedness and malevolence, and trapped in a cage of butthurt. why, on my journey to find sunshine, ponies, rainbows, skittles, and blueberry muffins, must i come upon these foul-mouthed infidels who can inflict mental anguish upon me to such a degree?
come hither, ye beasts! i, lord squatty of the universe and everything inside it, guardian of the galaxies, ruler of the ice and snow, brave warrior of the universe, bearer of the longest divine avenger in existence, he who possesses unrealistically large biceps, shall bring swift justice upon ye all with mine holy blade of ice (glacius)!
This should be in the Treasure Vault forum.