people are mean to me and i don't like it
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 13:43
my brethren, it has come to my attention that this planet is one of dark, cold-hearted, merciless, and evil creatures. i have found myself surrounded by pure wickedness and malevolence, and trapped in a cage of butthurt. why, on my journey to find sunshine, ponies, rainbows, skittles, and blueberry muffins, must i come upon these foul-mouthed infidels who can inflict mental anguish upon me to such a degree?
come hither, ye beasts! i, lord squatty of the universe and everything inside it, guardian of the galaxies, ruler of the ice and snow, brave warrior of the universe, bearer of the longest divine avenger in existence, he who possesses unrealistically large biceps, shall bring swift justice upon ye all with mine holy blade of ice (glacius)!
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:00
#2
This should be in Gremlin Chatter,
Regardless of its flamboyance.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:01
#3
This should.... be EVERYWHERE! :D
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 14:52
#4
Oh helm yeah!
This should be HERPED AND DERPED!
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:04
#5
No No!
It is a story! It belongs here! Please type more! I need something to read before I go sleep!
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:17
#6
judging from the comments in this thread, i am clearly the most hated man in the universe. this could be due to the fact that martians eat hay and that i am fluent in saturnese. furthermore, how the grass in haven is green yellow and not green may be an underlying factor that contributes to the hating of me by everyone.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:58
#7
I'm pretty sure that everyone posting spam in General is the "most hated".
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 15:59
#8
@ Arcknightdelta
I have an entire omnibus of everything I have ever written, if you like.
Find it here!
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/97862#comment-881542
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:10
#9
@ Malkalack
This! I shall jump into bed and read this!
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:13
#10
Oh helm yay!
I hope he is serious, I WEAWWLLY DO!
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:15
#11
Punch 'em all in the jeans.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:45
#12
O__________O
*raises hand*
I is an infidel. U_U
*slowly puts a Chromalisk in writer's mouth and shushpaps his*
Shosh shoosh shooosh shoooosh.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:49
#13
What...? What in the %^$&?
*watches in horror*
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:53
#14
*ahem*
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:55
#15
This is clearly a parody thread.
/C. Obv.
I also find it funny that Phantomhamachi is so suddenly throwing insults after just making a thread about not liking it when people insult him/her/it.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:59
#16
Oh of course.
Oh...oh good lord. Stop trying to offend me.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:04
#17
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:05
#18
I agree.
This is comedy gold.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:37
#20
But I'm not trying to offend you. I was just stating the obvious (/C. Obv.) and then saying it was kinda funny you'd instantly switch your tune.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:59
#21
phantomhamachi, that video was completely unnecessary and uncalled for. i don't want to offend people with my great and holy insults and snarky comebacks, but you clearly leave me no other choice. you are a big, fat, mean poopy pants and i am on the brink of exploding like a big angry bomb. all you're doing is making yourself feel bad.
your video has thrown me into a maelstrom of chronic depression. you are an inconsiderate and disgusting person, considering you have the nerve to post a video like that even when i am suffering from every mental disorder known to man. i have no friends because everytime i try to make friends our intimate relationship instantly crumbles to dust. clearly this world is so toxic that even my maximum poison resistance is rendered useless.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:19
#22
Oh man.
My sides.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:28
#23
Vogdamn it.
This snarkiness is too much. I fear that the end is nigh.
Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:36
#24
-Generic Subject Line-
So this is what our boredom has come to? What's next? spamming "desu" and ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)?
At least if you are going to be spammy you could do it properly and get banned for it, saving the rest of us the trouble of dealing with it. Now just to be clear, I'm not condoning rule breaking, but seriously, if you are going to be a nuisance, do it right ya plebs.
Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:55
#25
Amazing. This thread is in General discussion but it isn't.
Tue, 03/25/2014 - 04:38
#26
"Please refrain from making troll threads like this" was the point I was trying to make in post 19.
This should be in the Treasure Vault forum.