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A petition to ban all petitions!!!

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Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:33
Mayaura's picture
Mayaura

Do u think people who make petitions are stoopid? Me Two! There so stoopid they cudn't find there anus with a mirror on a stick!

(Anus was the Greek god of butt-holes and got a planet named after him, but when i asked my teacher "Where's Uranus?" she gave me a dirty look and sent me to the principal [spelled with p-a-l, cuz the principal is ur "pal", but that day he wasn't.:/ ])

So join me in this petition to ban all thos stoopid petitions cuz people who make them are stoopid two.

Oh, and Phantomhamachi says mean people suk and stop making him (her? it?) cry.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:46
#1
Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
pfft.

oh man, my sides, my bloody sides.

/e has a heart attack.

But to be serious, this.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:40
#2
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Uh... Mawashimono?

Petitions are a way for a group of people to be heard, and acknowledged. Would you rather just say something on your own? Your liable to be told "Go jump off a bridge". However, it is much more difficult to say this to a group of say, two hundred.

Petitions are a form of something called civil disobedience.

Cheers,

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:48
#3
Arcknightdelta's picture
Arcknightdelta

I say ban the following petitions only;

"Sign here to Unban me"

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 16:49
#4
Sandwich-Potato's picture
Sandwich-Potato

What about 'Sign here to give me CTR and ASI VH 5* weapons'?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:25
#5
Poomph's picture
Poomph
I'm serious about this one.

Petition to forum-ban Mawashimono.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 17:43
#6
Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
^^^

I agree.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:00
#7
Ardent-Light's picture
Ardent-Light

Ok, I'm with Poomph AND Mawa on this one.
It could have been more formal , and mature on Mawa's part (And she annoys me), but all these 'remove AT to stahp AT nubs' petitions are really ticking me off.
Also naming and shaming is NOT allowed as said in the ToS

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:01
#8
Prominis-Alt
meh

But if this is a petition to ban petitions then this petition will be banned because it's a petition to ban petitions but this is a petition which will be banned because this is a petition to ban petitions and because of that, this petition will be banned because this is a petition to ban petitions and so this petition would be banned because this is a petition to ban petitions, and due to it being a petition it'd be banned since it's a petition that would be banned because it's a petition which is what the petition is asking for: to ban petitions, which is redundant because this is a petition, which you'd ban as it's a petition, because it's a petition to ban petitions.

do i win a cookie now?

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:03
#9
Fastdinoturtle's picture
Fastdinoturtle
Uhh

Forum rule #2 No using swear/abusive language I'm pretty sure anus and butt holes counts as them.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:03
#10
Fastdinoturtle's picture
Fastdinoturtle
Uhh

Forum rule #2 No using swear/abusive language I'm pretty sure anus and butt holes counts as them.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 19:22
#11
Cinoa's picture
Cinoa
If the game/forum doesn't

If the game/forum doesn't allow swearing, why does it have a mature rating? I know the game uses the h-word once but that's about it.
EDIT: @below oh yeah forgot about the COPPA.

Mon, 03/24/2014 - 18:30
#12
Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
@Cinoa

COPPA.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:02
#13
Euclidean-Space
-

I want a petition to ban people who want people that make petitions to ban people who makes petitions.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 00:38
#14
Aesn's picture
Aesn

I want a petition to ban Hades from banning people who want people that make petitions to ban people who makes petitions.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:08
#15
Blue-Flood's picture
Blue-Flood

What this thread needs is a good mom joke. Mom jokes fix everything, except Batman. Nothing fixes Batman.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:20
#16
Fehzor's picture
Fehzor

You should have named this "A petition to petition all petitions"

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:24
#17
Aesn's picture
Aesn

Your mom is extremely nice?

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 01:40
#18
Blue-Flood's picture
Blue-Flood

BURRNEED!!!!

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 05:21
#19
Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Weird

I thought Mawashimono was more mature. Meh.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 07:55
#20
Pepperonius's picture
Pepperonius
Your mother is a classy lady

Also, anus is not considered offensive, it's simply a body part. I see no issue with using the word anus, as it is not filtered by the game, and Mawashimono didn't call anyone an anus.

In other news, I don't know why I bother coming to the forums anymore.

Tue, 03/25/2014 - 08:33
#21
Red-Galaxy's picture
Red-Galaxy
@perronius

Our male and female private parts are considered offensive, and they are body parts

Fri, 05/30/2014 - 14:15
#22
Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
MY GUT! MY FRICKING GUT!

It hurts! This is too damn funny!

Sat, 05/31/2014 - 10:53
#23
Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
I agree Red galaxy.

So what if the game doesn't filter it? It is still offensive. And i agree with Poomph!

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