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Tue, 03/25/2014 - 20:21
Deleted-Knight's picture
Deleted-Knight

Since it has become a part of lockdown culture, we might as well be creative about it!
What are your awesome lockdown insults?

"You are so unskilled when you tried to blow up a bush with a nitrome, you missed."
"You are so unskilled, when you tried killing an afk guy, you died."
"You are so unskilled, watching you play would make Chuck Norris cry."

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 04:42
#1
Pawsmack's picture
Pawsmack
aa n00b

"aa n00b" is mine.

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 04:51
#2
Bleyken-Forums's picture
Bleyken-Forums

LeAAve lockdown

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:12
#3
Hellscreams-Forum's picture
Hellscreams-Forum
....

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 05:23
#4
Bleyken's picture
Bleyken

/yawn

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 07:28
#5
Seiran's picture
Seiran

"AT bomber noob"
"#strikerproblems"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 09:32
#6
Gianor's picture
Gianor
:O

A thread I can specialize in!

"Can't kill a guy without your precious shock holding me down, huh?"

Wed, 03/26/2014 - 16:40
#7
Leekcoco's picture
Leekcoco

Someone actually told me that because I was gunning I must be using AT.

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 01:32
#8
Theirillusion's picture
Theirillusion

-Do you have two GFs?

-No

-Are you hacking?

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:45
#9
Ardent-Light's picture
Ardent-Light

Hammer spam nub!
Polaris spam nub!
Acheron spam nub!
GF spam nub!
Voltedge spam nub!
VT spam nub!
Valiance spam nub!
FF spam nub!
Antigua spam nub!
Nitronome spam nub!
Alchemer spam nub!
Magnus spam nub!
Winmillion spam nub!
Furious Flamberge spam nub!
And the list goes on and on...

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 18:37
#10
Sho-Marufuji's picture
Sho-Marufuji
Here's 2 :)

You Dingus!

You filthy American hobknocker!

Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:18
#11
Klipik-Forum's picture
Klipik-Forum

...I just don't.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 04:48
#12
Zappypants's picture
Zappypants
Here's mine

Can't kill a polaris user nub lol

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 05:50
#13
Theirillusion's picture
Theirillusion

What I wrote was not something I said, nor is it an insult.
I dun have a catchy insult but i wanted to post anyway.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 06:11
#14
Hellscreams-Forum's picture
Hellscreams-Forum
This is classic xD

Hi The-Irillusion...

Sun, 04/27/2014 - 07:15
#15
Oroseira's picture
Oroseira
I am the King of the Hipsters [citation needed]

To me:
"hAAmmer nub"
"at nub"
"hi phAAntomhAAmachi."
"LOSER"
"AAcheron nub"
My insults:
"You definitely need better gear."
"Not my fault you're so weak."
"Epic fail."
"Nope."
"Do not want."

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 10:58
#16
Parasthesia's picture
Parasthesia
@OP Fun strategy is to walk

@OP Fun strategy is to walk against a wall like you're lagging out and then combo someone in the face when they try to farm you.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 22:37
#17
Red-Galaxy's picture
Red-Galaxy
This guy said "you Polaris

This guy said "you Polaris noob, I'm going to hammer you" the funny thing about it is that he doesn't even have a hammer equipped, so that was pretty awkward

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 23:22
#18
Particled's picture
Particled
um...

Maybe he was going to "hammer you". Y'know... the other way...

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 19:37
#19
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Doctorspacebar
Wow, you're terrible.

Oh, you want insults? You got 'em!

"The difference between you and me is one brain."

"Nice [X]! Almost makes up for your lack of skill."

"You were fast and bad at video games and now you're dead."

"If I'm such a noob, and I just killed you, what does that make you?"

A line from the Ap-Sap: "You know what, it's not the winning, it's the taking part that counts. And you're- and you're doing that."

...and almost any TF2 domination line can be applied, too! And don't forget these.

Fri, 04/04/2014 - 06:12
#20
Bleyken-Forums's picture
Bleyken-Forums

''You are worse than Norespekt''

Fri, 04/04/2014 - 13:49
#21
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Dibsville

Hammer noob.

Sun, 04/06/2014 - 03:04
#22
Blue-Flood's picture
Blue-Flood

Just retort with "Your mom(whatever they said)".

Instant comeback with ultra burn factor. Wins all the insults.

Sun, 04/06/2014 - 03:20
#23
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Your mom came back with ultra burn factor, mate.

Tue, 04/15/2014 - 17:12
#24
Holy-Nightmare's picture
Holy-Nightmare
Someone stole my donuts, and

Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 14:48
#25
Melma's picture
Melma
HUEHUE

TRYHARD!
YOU SUCK!
SPAMMER!
B***H!
You are JUST lucky.
Your name reminds me the name of a a**l disease

What else?

Tue, 04/22/2014 - 17:13
#26
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

RedblAAdes

Sat, 04/26/2014 - 20:45
#27
Sipsy's picture
Sipsy
My Personal Favourite

You're ( ) AT ( ).
Example.
You're bad AT aiming.
You're horrible AT lockdown.

Sun, 04/27/2014 - 01:01
#28
Krakob's picture
Krakob

The closest thing I use to actual insults in LD is:
"Hey, if you're just gonna use that Polaris, why don't you get gunner or Chaos gear instead of Skolver?"

Sun, 04/27/2014 - 02:19
#29
Glad-Amparus's picture
Glad-Amparus
2014 Lockdown quote of the

2014 Lockdown quote of the year: "so stuped haacker reportegn you" - spyraldrago

Best guild: AT (Alt Team)

Sun, 04/27/2014 - 03:11
#30
Ill-Fate-Ill's picture
Ill-Fate-Ill
...

Comes after an insult:

"Hahaha...No."

Wed, 04/30/2014 - 20:02
#31
Quantsr-The-Second's picture
Quantsr-The-Second
This big sword is just trying

This big sword is just trying to compensate something.

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