Biscotti, knights with boxes, that weird thing in the snipe garden, it might all have to do with April Fool's day. If so, we might need to take cover soon. Who knows what they want to do to us? *hides behind his shield, nervously pointing his Triglav outward*
Ready your weapons! Hide the children! Steel yourselves! April 1 is coming! ;A;
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:28
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 17:37
#2
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!
NO, WE MUST HIDE BEFORE IT HAPPENS
I WILL NEVER GIVE UP
Meh
/gives up \(·_·)/
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:14
#3
HUehuehuehueheuhuheu
I remember last year April Fools prank OOO done to us, They used Facebook, Twitter and Google Plus to trick us into a new boss and hinting the New UI....
AND deleting the post afterwards so we have no evidence against you guys...
I'll get you back one day OOO
BUT IN THE MEANTIME HIDE MY PEOPLE
YOU'RE ALL INNOCENT HIDE
DON'T LET OOO TAKE YOU
/RAISES AIR RAID ALARM
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 18:36
#4
Llama to Victory!
If they make a joke at our expense, this what I shall say!
"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!? IS THAT NOT WHAT YOU CAME HERE FOR!?"
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 19:54
#5
Rotflol
"I remember last year April Fools prank OOO done to us, They used Facebook, Twitter and Google Plus to trick us into a new boss and hinting the New UI.... AND deleting the post afterwards so we have no evidence against you guys..."
They did? I have no memory of that. What did they put on facebook, Twitter, and G. plus?
Wed, 03/26/2014 - 21:02
#6
Last year prank, Tortodoze
http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/77616
And yeah, prank won't work twice unfortunately..
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 01:29
#7
:o
i wonder if theyll open that area of the forums again..would be the 3rd time on april fools, no?
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 03:10
#8
This years prank...
Free boxes with every purchase of Prismatic Bolted vees ? wut ?
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 03:12
#9
This year's April Fools prank will be:
Gunner update is real.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:20
#10
@ Dottir
AKD was here.
This year's April Fools prank will be:
Gunner update is delayed until Winter 2014.
Then bam! We get Gunner Update the next day!
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:30
#11
Heart of Valor.
Arc, I swear that situation would make me cry with happiness.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 05:41
#12
Llama to Victory!
If that happened, I might just have to eat Valorai. Just to calm myself down.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 06:18
#13
@Captain-Llama-Bra
And you'll eat me when the Caketasteophe comes out?
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 07:06
#14
Llama to Victory!
No, I'll eat cake.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 07:27
#15
And the winner is... Dottir!
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 07:35
#16
@ Theirillusion
Hey! April fools isn't till the 1st!
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 10:14
#17
Consider this:
April Fools during the whole month of April.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 10:27
#18
April fools!
They will release gunner update, then and no one will believe it! xD
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 12:52
#19
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Apirl Fools will be re-release of the beta version.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 13:09
#20
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 13:14
#21
@ Poomph
Im probably the only person who gets the reference.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 13:27
#22
Patch Notes - April 1, 2014
Change
-Shard, Crystal, Dark Matter, & Splinter bomb lines have reverted to their previous mechanics
-Polaris line has had its damage decreased & clip size reduced from 3 to 2
-Blitz Needle has had its damage input decreased
-Daxton has received a new look to match his excitement over the upcoming Gunner Update
-Sylvin has received a new look to match his increasing curiosity of the Almirians
Bugfixes
-Vanaduke & his Darkfire counterpart can no longer be frozen
-The Roarmulus Twins are now immune to all status effects
-Trojans will now complete their actions twice as fast
Community
-Two new Game Masters will be joining the Spiral Knights team. Their names are Dolos & Eris. Please welcome them to the Community & greet them!
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 13:32
#23
@ Poomph
I feel like that's something from 300.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:06
#24
Elevators will now require 10 Radiant Fire Crystals per use.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 14:48
#25
NO SPOILERS!
Um, guys, no spoilers please. ;)
You really shouldn't talk about [REDACTED!]
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:00
#26
I don't even want to know how
I don't even want to know how you guys found out about [redacted]...
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:07
#27
@ Bitsbee
Was I the only one who got really worried reading this?
Oh man! Honestly I can troll but I can't take getting trolled! I'm not logging in on the 1st. I'll just prank everyone at home like I did last year. Oh btw so many people fell for my "WTS Celestial Shield 50kce" comment in trade chat. Literally in 2mins I could only see private messages. Some guy was kind enough to give me 55kce as he didn't want to rip me off lol!
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 15:09
#28
"You really shouldn't talk about [REDACTED!]"
"I don't even want to know how you guys found out about [redacted]..."
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:06
#29
May the heavens smile upon [REDACTED]
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:12
#30
Graveyard it quickly!
Am I the only one that has NO idea of what the hell is going on in this thread?
I do wish that the shard bombs actually were brought back to their old versions.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:24
#31
Wait what is going on! All these [redacted]. Who is this sir thingy majig? A knew knight! A new boss! poomph mail me in game, tell me everything you know!
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:11
#32
Shoot
They know my weakness! Unreleased content!!!!! Oh hey have any of you noticed the breaker blade and the unused shield near Vise? (In-game)
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:13
#33
Pretending to release content would be the cruelest April fools joke ever..
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:15
#34
Redacted?
So we really will need 10 Radiants for elevators? SK is now 100% pay to play.
For one day only.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:17
#35
@Cinoa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=er3esxynlxk
I've had these feels for so looooooooong!
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:22
#36
Oh I love the new information!
I hear that the highly anticipated [REDACTED] is coming too!
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 16:26
#37
ok!
Wow so we are getting [REDACTED] with awesome new [REDACTED]. I always wanted OOO to add [REDACTED]. This has made my day. I can't wait for [REDACTED] to be added into the game!
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 17:05
#38
Oh please guys. We all know that it was I who first suggested this new content. I took a peek in the now much larger SK folder, and what I saw astounded me. Literally, I just looked in awe and glee before jumping out of my chair and getting a cough drop to try and throw through a cop's donut, I was feeling so lucky. I missed, and my aim accidentally hit a time machine and reversed all the updates. I mean uh of course it didn't.
- Man, that new [Please do not post spoilers on the forums. Thanks!]. Here's a link I uploaded right [Please do not post spoilers on the forums.]
- And OMG, the new story arc is so amazing. It's all about [Please don't put spoilers on the forums.]
- Don't even get me started on the actually useful [No really, this is getting annoying.]
- And who could forget the new ability that actually makes the following gear useful: [...]
It's such an amazing update.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:34
#39
-Generic Subject Line-
If they pretend to release new content tables will be flipped
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 19:50
#40
hue
Everyjelly is welcome to love april 1st.
Thu, 03/27/2014 - 20:04
#41
Sandwich... Don't do that.. It isn't nice to prank people...
Oh right this is the Spiral Knights Community. Eh, keep on doing whatever then.
Fri, 03/28/2014 - 01:25
#42
Wow, are they really [redacted], Sandwich? I can't believe they're finally [redacted] after all these years!
Fri, 03/28/2014 - 02:11
#43
They should release this on april fools day for one day. And the shots would do "fun" damage.
Fri, 03/28/2014 - 03:33
#44
new damage type "fun": strong to all enemies except grinchlins
"party" status: Enemies are stuck in a dance animation until death. Similar to permanent sleep.
Fri, 03/28/2014 - 04:37
#45
I found [redacted] very
I found [redacted] very useful, i can use it with [redacted] vs [redacted].
Fri, 03/28/2014 - 05:05
#46
Krakob, but that's not all. The [Are you kidding me?] can even [No stop.]! :O
Fri, 03/28/2014 - 12:50
#47
.
[DATA EXPUNGED]
Fri, 03/28/2014 - 12:57
#48
Oh wow, that's going to change the entire LD meta (provided you can use the [redacted] in LD)!
Fri, 03/28/2014 - 14:07
#49
We're in deep [REDACTED].
Fri, 03/28/2014 - 15:03
#50
@Mystrian
YES! I'm not the only one who knows about that!
I guarantee you I have absolutely nothing to do with whatever happens.