Spiral Knights - What is the creepiest thing a knight has said to you?

What is the creepiest thing a knight has said to you?

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Sun, 03/30/2014 - 10:57

Dark-Luminoth

I was playing SK 2 nights ago, and 2 players walked up to me, said they wanted to tell me something, and lead me to the empty square in Haven. Then, speaking in turn, they said:
Knight 1- we wanted to tell you that
Knight 2- we are here
K1- with you
K2- and we can see you
K1- we can see
K2- everything you are doing
K1- you have...
K2- a very beautiful neck
K1- its almost like...
K2- we want to grab it

At that point, I walked away, and then logged off since that was incredibly creepy. So, what is creepiest thing that has happened to you guys?

P.S. Immediately I logged off, I came up with two responses. The first one was "how long have you guys been planning this?". The second response was "am i facing toward or away from the window? am i on the ground floor or above it?"

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 11:09

Firelo

Scared...

This was the Wierdest and creepiest thing ever...

Somewhat similar...

Me:Anyone up for a vana run?
Friend:Im going for sure!
?: Can i come to0!
?: You know that i can see you both?!
Friend: WTF?
Me: Dude...
Me-whisper to friend: This guy is either scaring us or hes tripping-High mushrooms proabably :D
Friend:Yeah right XD
?: So why is there a white hand at {insert friend name}s shoulder?
Friend: {voice chat scream}
Me: Well Sheep....

Jesus that was creepy

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 11:25

Vesperaldus

Random: My friend is looking

Random: My friend is looking for a gf, are you interested?
Me: Sorry, I don't sell GF's.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 12:01

Ironclaw-Mender

Dude in Haven Garden: SSTEP AWAY FROM MEE
I CANT HEAR THE SCREAMS

I left them alone after that.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 13:09

Bitsbee

“The elusive Bitsbee.”

-Every Forumer

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 13:11

Cinoa

Okay I said this before but

So I was walking in haven and some random guy mailed me:
Ur beautiful
And I was like: do I know you? I don't do online dating.
And I kinda forget what all we said to each other but he mailed again (forgot what he said)
And I mailed him saying: I'm gonna go broke mailing you
Or something like that and he mailed me saying: lol ur funny.
And I was in haven talking to my friend wearing dread skelly suit and some other random guy said:
/e likes cinoa's big muscles
And I said: Do I know you?
And he said: /e likes cinoa's dirty attitude

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 13:14

Captain-Llama-Bra

Llama to Victory!

One time, this guy walked up to me and said: "Im looking for someone with a diseased liver. Care to volunteer?"

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 14:01

Fehzor

I'm with Hollows on this one.

Stranger: "Are you a girl?"
Me: "...why?"

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 14:21

Bitsbee

“Because I don't like girls, they have cooties.”

*Remove from Party*

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 14:35

Skyguarder

Player 1: "Let's be friends so I can stalk you. :)"
Me: "..."
*Logs off*

Drunk lockdown player: "@everyone ill find u and kill u"
Me: "..."
*Leaves lockdown match*

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 14:42

#10

Arcknightdelta

Stranger: Hi give me a kiss!
Me: Ok. But you don't mind fur balls right? (I wear white 5star kat hood on, you all seen my costume by now)
Stranger: *Puts on their own Kat hood*
Me: *switches haven*

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 15:37

#11

Pandafishie

I'll probably add some more later as they come to mind:

(Whateven): Are you single?
Panda: Why?
(Whateven): I don't know...
Do you let them go into your room?
Panda: ...What?
(Whateven) has no logged off.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 15:42

#12

Quin-Thunderwraith

yeeah

him: gonerheaa for you!
me: why?
him: /shrugs (walks away)

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 15:49

#13

Addy

I recently talked to somebody

I recently talked to somebody in-game who "needed a GM for a very important talk," so I told them how to file a ticket, and they were talking about how "evil" things are in this game. Even pointed out somebody with an Apocrean Crown accessory and said this game needed to be cleansed of this evil.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 15:54

#14

Poomph

Dibsville: You're friend Dibsville has logged on. "Dibsville get on already."
Me: "..."
Dibsville: "How about not." Your friend Dibsville has logged off.

Wat.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 16:00

#15

Ghret

Not sure if this really counts, but;

I once observed two people miming a sex act on the cliff above the Snipe Garden.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 16:10

#16

Pandafishie

^
This guy.

Keyword: observed

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 16:22

#17

Finale-Flare

Idc if these were made up or

Idc if these were made up or not, they are pretty hilarious XD

especially arcknight's

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 18:43

#18

Magnum-Frost

-Generic Subject Line-

(anonymous): I want you to be the father of my children
me: =|
(anonymous): Let's [REDACTED] the whole night long!
me: *log out*

Not even kidding...the only thing that surprised me is that it was from someone in this game, but otherwise my extended 4chan usage has made this child's play in the book of creepy stuff that has been said to me.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 18:47

#19

Whimsicality

I got nothing good for now.

(Hahn appears to be busy and doesn't seem to notice you.)

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 19:50

#20

Sirkeeghan

Fsc D25 Random dude in wolver

Fsc D25

Random dude in wolver joins

Me: hey man be careful in this place =)

Wolver Dude: can i have some crs?

Me: Sorry mate but i think its better you earn it for yourself

Wolver Dude: $%£ you (leaves party)

Me: kk

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 20:30

#21

Thimol

-----

well I couldn't possibly imagine how weirded out the OP would have been by that encounter, but personally, I would have found it... lovely, in a manner of speaking

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 21:56

#22

Jabbzz

o~o

This happened to me in the Bazzar when I was at an alchemy machine wearing my miner helmet with a toasty mustache. Really freaked me out, and I couldn't tell if the person was serious or not.

Random Player: "So-And-So strokes Jabbzz's mustache"

Me: *ignores*

Random player: "So-And-So tickles Jabbzz!"

Me: "/think . . ."

Random Player: "So-And-So strokes Jabbzz's mustache faster"

Me: "Sir or mam, I'm going to politely ask you to stop."

Random Player: "Why dont you make me big boi ;)"

Me: *ports to guild hall shaking in fear*

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 00:58

#23

Fangel

Well I'll be.

I need to start engaging in conversations that seem weird so I can have something to post on this thread.

However it's not rare for someone to randomly start flirting with me, but not in a super desirable manner.

But then there was Petater who messaged me the other day about stalking me down to hug me.
/think I like hugs. How do I react?

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 05:21

#24

Particled

How does one get A Retired Knight as a sender...?

I had the strangest message mailed to me.

I was hanging around haven; browsing AH, checking trades and whatnot when I got slightly bored. I alt-tabbed out of the SK client to watch some youtube videos, leaving my knight idling in the game. Anyways, after 10 minutes or so I returned and found that my knight was just dozing. Not logged off yet. For some reason I decided to scroll up on my chat, in some chance that someone had any messages that might have been slightly important to me.

Scrolling... scrolling...ooh, what's that in pink?

A message from Random-Knight; seems interesting. He had complimented me on my costume!

"Love your costume, the Cyclops Cap looks awesome".

Thanks, Random-Knight! Right about now I tried sending a tell to Random-Knight to thank him. No luck. He had already logged off. I was feeling quite miffed about myself. This kindly knight had taken the time to acknowledge my costume design and I had just ignored him. Left him hanging like a broken sign.

You know what? I'll send him a friend request, with both my apologies and thanks to make up for it. Maybe get to have a chat or two, he seems like a great guy.

Logging on the next day I found that my friend request had been accepted. Sweet! But Random-Knight had already logged off. I'm a bit disappointed but it's alright, he left me a mail. "No worries", he says.

So it's been a week; I haven't seen him in game yet. Ive mostly moved on from this point...

Oh hey new mail!

I began reading. "Random-Knight loves you but he's too shy to tell you". And, get this, the sender was A Retired Knight. Exactly like that, it wasn't even a name.

0_o

Needless to say, I was bloody confused. I scrolled through my friends' list, Random-Knight was still there...
Why would he send this? Was it even him who sent me this?

And the strangest part which I've now realised; I've not even met this guy. We've only communicated twice, once through an idle tell and the second through an offline mail. Who is he? I sometimes question reality.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 04:13

#25

Blazzberry

I have no mouth and I need to scream

Was afk for about 3 minutes.

I come back and someone sent me a pm saying they wanted to lick my knights feet.

People have the weirdest fetishes. And that's saying something coming from me.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 07:28

#26

Ardent-Light

This one was traumatizing as hell.

Creepy sex offender: "That costume of yours is sexy."
Me: "Um thanks, but it is not an original costume."
Creepy sex offender: "Mmhmm, where do you live? Maybe we can hook up somewhere?"
Ardent-Light has logged off.
I almost wet my pants when I saw that.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 08:29

#27

Valorai

Heart of Valor,

@Ardent

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 08:34

#28

Oskvion

A girl knight I was friends

A girl knight I was friends with (haven't seen her in months) was heavily implying that she wanted to date me.

In a videogame. All I am is pixels and polygons.
How sad and creepy is that?

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 08:49

#29

Valorai

Heart of Valor.

"A girl knight"

Doubt it.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 13:53

#30

Dragneel-Wiki

I am at your house's door, open. :)

also, aren't you all acting a bit... cowardly?

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:23

#31

Dibsville

Are innuendos against the forum rules?

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:49

#32

Cinoa

._.

We need an option to ignore everyone except friends.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 16:10

#33

Tough-Cookie

COOKIEZ

I say this to alot of pplz, so actually I am saying something weird to other ppl. I AM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR AND GIVE U A COOKIE!!!!

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 16:42

#34

Sir-Henry-Cooldown

2 Instances;

One was where some knight was selling something (I can't think of it at the top of my head right now) and I wanted to see it's price. He told me the price and then I decided "Eh, nah."
After that, that guy, for whatever reason, made it his priority to yell it on Zone and Shout it that I am a horrible, horrible person and starts making these lies about me being a huge scammer and demoting me in any possible way. It was weird.

Although this wasn't directed at me, I over heard some weird Haven that, for a while, was nothing but RPing fetish of sticking down one's tongue down another's throat and killing them, with the victims saying stuff like "Yeah, whatcha gonna do? Huh? Finish it".

SILLY INTERNETS

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 16:35

#35

Red-Galaxy

so this guy said hey you and

so this guy said

hey you and me lets collide to make a Purple-Galaxy, then i went to the ready room and all like o.o

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 17:03

#36

Ardent-Light

/e squints at Dibsville's comment for 2 seconds then- OH.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 17:41

#37

Autofire

You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

This is creepy.

It was a long time ago, before the guild hall update.

My guild, which I was one of the GMs of, had practically fallen apart. I struggled to hold it together but I failed...

One day, I bumped into a guy in proto armor, and he was all like, "Hey! I saw your guild on the wiki! Can I join you?" I was caught a bit of guard, I have to say, and I told him about the dwindling state of our guild. He was completely cool with it, so I invited him. He wanted to hear more about the guild right away, so I started telling him about what was going on.

When I finally finished, he started encouraging me. It was weird...not in a creepy way. I don't remember what he told me exactly, but he starting giving some suggestions and volunteering to help bring the guild back online. I started getting all for bringing the guild back to life. Then he had to leave, and we promised to meet again.

Less than a minute later:

Random-Knight has left Brothers-Of-Eternity. (AKA his knight was deleted)

I have never met anyone like that again to this day. Who the heck was that? I'm guessing an alt, but...

This is creepy. To this day I am still plotting to bring BoE back online, and I feel it's thanks to that stranger. If you're reading this...thank you for your kind words, sir!

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 00:40

#38

Hearthstone

@Ghret - You are not alone.

And I even witnessed it in a crowded AH, while trading with a buddy.

[Skolver 1]: [Skolver 1] slurps. [Skolver 1] gulps. [Skolver 1] is happy!
[Skolver 2]: [Skolver 2] is happy!

Another one, when I was in a guild that I loved very much, where I had very close friends and a crush on someone.

Powersomething: Hey, um, I like, like you.
Me: *teleport to GH*

@Particled - A Retired Knight is one character who's been deleted.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 01:14

#39

Ribbita

hehe

So a couple years ago, I remember someone asking me if I was a lesbian. Then they walked off LOL not really creepy, but really, who does that?? bored people I suppose *shrug*

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 02:18

#40

Egalitus

Koef

This was not creepy at all but so weird...

Knight 2 has to quit during arcade.
Knight 2 commits suicide by letting himself die from a Scuttlebot.
Knight 1 asks: why do you do that?
Knight 2 responds: I'm killing myself so that I can leave.

*@%µ logic.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 02:28

#41

Jwake

I remember ounce... (well this has happened a lot over the years sadly but not quite this far) a knight came up to me in haven (i sit a lot randomly in haven) and they just started to make that humping motion at me, i was chatting through whipper with someone otherwise i tend to either move or leave but just ignored him while i was whispering. then the knight starts shouting out things one might say cliche wise while doing "it" and then said in normal chat, "i hope that was as good for you as it was for me, sorry but i might have gotten you pregnant." I finally said out load to him, "dude that's sick, leave me alone" then i got up and run across to the other side of the fountain and sit down, he follows me and said something like, "oh baby don't be mad, want to do it again?" then i click on him and reported him, then left him as he was trying to hump me again. never saw him again. thank you gm's for banning that one. (i assume).

One a friend told me, and he even showed me screenshots later was some knight started sending him whispers while we were talking in his guild hall and he had no idea who it was, he tried responding to him but it just said no knight by that name was online. He kept getting whispers and they started swearing at him for not responding. My friend tried sending a mail but it said no knight by that name existed so he wasn't allowed to send the mail. Finally he got fed up and said he was just gonna log off for a while, so he left. Makes you wonder though... how was that even possible?

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 02:48

#42

Particled

@Hearthstone

Thanks, that's what I thought too, but wasn't really sure. I mean, did he make a random account send one mail and delete that account?

/shrug

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 03:00

#43

Hearthstone

Probably a deleted alternate.

@Jwake

http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/26106 ???

This was in the /zone.

Knight 1: So like, my cat, who snuggled up to me to get to sleep, gave birth on me.
Other knights: Eeeeew
Knight 1: Right, so I have these blood stains and placentas on my back. And the funniest part is that I slept through it. Best april fools, give birth on your human.

This isn't as accurate as I remember it, but oh well.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 07:51

#44

Oskvion

@Valorai

Yeah, come to think of it, I doubt it too. It could be some creepy old dude.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 10:03

#45

Krakob

One of us.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 10:07

#46

Fayeth

One of us.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 10:20

#47

Theirillusion

One of us.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 10:21

#48

Hitsumitsu

One of us

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 10:22

#49

Vesperaldus

One of us.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 10:23

#50

Hrpb

One of us.

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