Spiral Knights - Animal Brawl (more participants = more fun)

Animal Brawl (more participants = more fun)

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Sun, 03/30/2014 - 13:43

Deleted-Knight

Choose an animal you want to be from the list*. State the animal you are in your subject line.
No changing animals because that makes it less fun and more confusing. So pick your animal carefully!

*You can pick animals not on the list, but don't pick ones that are too specific or ones that people may not know about. Like not everybody may know what a Komodo Dragon is or what makes a Stellar Sea Eagle different than a Bald Eagle.

Describe what you do in the fight.
Ex. If I'm a hornet.
"I sting Bob (who's a Tiger) on the nose and he suffers a severe allergic reaction and collapses onto the floor."

No doing stuff that is impossible.
For example:
A raven cannot build and operate a laser. There also cannot be a conveniently located wormhole that appears out of nowhere.
Make it somewhat realistic.

Okay, new rule: No killing people, because then the game ends way too quickly -_-'

Hornet
Dragonfly
Mosquito
Cockroach
Tiger
Wolf
Bear
Wolverine
Buffalo
Moose
Horse
Elephant
Falcon
Raven
Seagull
Ostrich

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 13:44

Deleted-Knight

Elephant

I'm currently the only one here, so I'm happily knocking down trees and chewing leaves.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 13:45

Cinoa

Mosquito

I bite everyone, they catch yellow fever and malaria. The end.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 13:52

Deleted-Knight

Elephant

My skin is too tough for Cinoa's mouth. I slosh some water on her and knock her into a pond.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 15:37

Brother-Zeke

Walrus

I have tusks. What else do I need. I pierce the elephant's foot.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 15:43

Captain-Llama-Bra

Ostrich

I trample the Walrus and peck it with my razor sharp beak, and laugh as it's blood leaks out of it's many wounds.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 16:16

Deleted-Knight

Elephant

I body slam the ostrich and start strangling the walrus with my trunk.

Sun, 03/30/2014 - 16:25

Captain-Llama-Bra

Ostrich

I ram the elephant so hard, his ribs crack.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 05:40

Valorai

Cockroach

I crawl inside the ostrich's ear and lay eggs.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 07:33

Flame-Shinobi

Honey Badger

Get away from me... NOW! I'LL RIP YOUR FACE OFF!!!!

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 13:16

#10

Cinoa

"I knock Cinoa into a pond"
Mosquitos breed in ponds, don't they?
I breed a huge cloud of Mosquitos.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 13:55

#11

Brother-Zeke

Walruses' skin is pretty tough, the mosquitoes were unable to penetrate its skin.
I then body slam the Ostrich.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:38

#12

Cinoa

Mosquito

I annoy Shinobi and fly away, then Shinobi thinks its Zeke.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:50

#13

Brother-Zeke

Walrus

I walk away, leading Shinobi to believe that it was actually Llama.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 14:58

#14

Deleted-Knight

Elephant

I stomp on Shinobi (since he doesn't care) and engage in a tusk fight with Zeke.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 16:30

#15

Cinoa

Mosquito

I fly up Auto targét's nose, bite the inside and give him itchiness and an allergic reaction. In fact, all of us Mosquitos do it :D

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 18:52

#16

Hearthstone

Lion

I release my excrement to attract Cinoa, since he is a mosquito, and then I slam my paw down on him, despite the dirty swirl of brown stuff. I only apply small amt. of pressure to let him live.

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 18:53

#17

Hearthstone

Lion

double post

Mon, 03/31/2014 - 22:30

#18

Mamonchter

Awesomeness Eagle

Yeah, Eagle.
I swoop down and use my talons to rip some flesh from the lion and honey badger. Wow, all that blood and gore.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 03:53

#19

Obcydian

Tiger

I catch Mamonchter in my paws, break his neck, and engage in a catfight with hearthstone, using just about everyone else as cannonfodder.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 11:12

#20

Flame-Shinobi

BADGERS

I sleep knowing that I'm WAAAAAY to badass for this fight.

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 12:57

#21

Red-Galaxy

Super mecha death christ

Yeah i want him to be in it

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 19:55

#22

Cinoa

Eww

I'm not attracted to poop o.0

Tue, 04/01/2014 - 21:49

#23

Mamonchter

Reinforcement of Awesomeness

I murde - um... I mean I scratch and wound everything in my path. And my neck healed by eating the flesh of my victims. Muwahahahaha!!! I soar high above the clouds, waiting for my next victim...

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 04:53

#24

Valorai

Heart of Valor,

As a cockroach, I have hidden in the feathers of the majestic eagle. I crawl out as he flies around and latch on to his head.
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/MSNBC/...

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 05:14

#25

Mamonchter

Reinforcement of Awesomeness

Eww! a cockroach!

I fly at a speed of Mach 5 and the cockroach's head got removed. Of course, being a cockroach and all that, Valorai didn't die. Just wounded. Horribly.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 05:38

#26

Valorai

Heart of Valor.

I fall off of the eagle and to the ground below. When I look around, I find another cockroach. I rip his head off and put it on my own. Of course, my head is not repaired, but at least I look handsome again.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 06:00

#27

Mamonchter

Reinforcement of Awesomeness

How can you look without a head? O.o

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 06:04

#28

Mamonchter

Reinforcement of Awesomeness

The awesome eagle has double posted. /sigh */facewing

*no palm right? See what I did there.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 10:09

#29

Valorai

Heart of Deli

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=i+see+what+you+did+there&source=...

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 19:17

#30

Deleted-Knight

Elephant

I summon my herd with low frequency rumbling. Together we go on a rampage, trampling everything in our path.

Wed, 04/02/2014 - 22:16

#31

Mamonchter

Reinforcement of Awesomeness

I summon my army of Awesome Eagles and before you know it, most of the elephants are dead. The rest barely survived.

Awesome Eagles rule!

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 05:40

#32

Valorai

Heart of Valor.

/seethes in a corner.

Just wait until the humans nuke you all. Then I will be the last animal standing.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 16:14

#33

Brother-Zeke

Walrus

I just kinda chill out on the side and start enjoying some tea while reading the Tea Time thread on my tablet.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 16:23

#34

Pipipipipi

Lolcat

I join Zeke in the chilling and ask if i can haz cheezeburger

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 21:11

#35

Mamonchter

Reinforcement of Awesomeness

@Valorai

You may be the last animal standing, but I'll be the last animal FLYING! Muwahahahaha!!!

Sun, 04/06/2014 - 18:17

#36

Sho-Marufuji

Wolf

I sit in the corner and act all emo while reading manga and watching anime.

Mon, 04/07/2014 - 14:48

#37

Brother-Zeke

I pierce the wolf's TV with my tusks.

Mon, 04/07/2014 - 15:23

#38

Pipipipipi

Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!

I throw invizibal teddy bearz at Zeke, avenging da wolf's tv

Mon, 04/07/2014 - 17:15

#39

Brother-Zeke

Walrus

Nuuu, ai cent haz teddy bearz! Me iz alurgik.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 19:05

#40

Usevnsevnsixfivfor

Mongoose

I bite the teddy bears and shred them to little cotton bits with my sharp claws and teeth.

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