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Give me one good reason why Red Rovers aren't called Hot Dogs

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Thu, 04/03/2014 - 12:32
Ironclaw-Mender's picture
Ironclaw-Mender

I'm curious.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 12:47
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Arcknightdelta's picture
Arcknightdelta

Some people are Vegetarian and may take offence.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 12:52
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Ironclaw-Mender's picture
Ironclaw-Mender
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Some people are Vegetarian and may take offence.

When was the last time a hot dog caused controversy?

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 12:57
#3
Dermog's picture
Dermog
I laughed so hard when I saw

I laughed so hard when I saw this thread.

But seriously, why AREN'T they called Hot Dogs?

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 13:02
#4
Addy's picture
Addy
Because how else are we gonna

Because how else are we gonna get a Red Rover reference?

also, Hot Dogs are just Ashtails. :'3

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 13:03
#5
Sweet-Hope's picture
Sweet-Hope

simple, because they dont have buns. thats why they arent called hot dogs.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 13:08
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Iapnez's picture
Iapnez
Ash Tails are Self-barbecuing

Addy, so if you burn a Hot Dog does it become a Vog Cub?

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 13:08
#7
Draycos's picture
Draycos

For the same reason Grave Scarabs aren't called Deadbugs.

('Don't let the bedbugs bite.')

You could also make a "cold, dead hands" joke with Frozen Shamblers, if we're just talking puns and not punny names.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 13:16
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Ironclaw-Mender's picture
Ironclaw-Mender
because they dont have buns.

because they dont have buns.

Yeah, they don't really fit.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 13:21
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Dibsville's picture
Dibsville

Because the Red Rover reference is better.

Besides, they're puppies, not dogs.

Because hot puppies sound appealing.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 13:22
#10
Iapnez's picture
Iapnez
Ash Tails are Self-barbecuing

Turn it so it's nose down (into the page)!

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 13:35
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Ironclaw-Mender's picture
Ironclaw-Mender
Because hot puppies sound

Because hot puppies sound appealing.

Sounds like a terrible drink.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 13:41
#12
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Skyguarder

Because they're hot dogs that aren't edible.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 14:21
#13
Aurorra
Because using a hot dog to

Because using a hot dog to cook your hot dog just sounds weird.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 14:38
#14
Iapnez's picture
Iapnez
Ash Tails are Self-barbecuing

No, Aurorra, that sounds painful.

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 16:39
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Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares shall take over the world!

Because then I would eat them all, thinking they are actual hot dogs

Thu, 04/03/2014 - 20:54
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Autofire's picture
Autofire
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Because hot puppies sound appealing.

Why do I get a weird feeling that you were referring to mature content...? >.>

Suggestion: Next April 1st, they change the Red Rover model and make it look like a Hot Dog.

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