Stoned Knights.
Mon, 05/30/2011 - 02:14
DannyThrash
Legacy Username
Welcome to Stoned Knights!
Stoned Knights is a brand new guild (actually just made tonight) as the first, and only stoner guild on Spiral Knights.
Currently we are accepting just about anyone into the guild at the moment and will probably get more selective as we grow. This guild may not, however, be a good fit for everyone. We (the founders) in SK are big fans of words like "purple", "sticky", "skunky", "good", and "hydroponics" and it would be best if you were too, also (while we are still pretty juvenile in SK) somewhat mature.
At this point SK can not offer any sort of guild "privileges", aside from perhaps a crude "Basil Access" system for those who are looking for a certain recipe. And of course if you join, you will always have some one to run a tier with.
If anyone is interested in joining just send an in game message to Reefer answering a few questions in the friend request.
1: What gear are you typically in
2: Have you defeated Jelly King? Solo?
3: Have you defeated Vanaduke? Solo?
4: How often do you play ( Days/hours in a week)
Mon, 05/30/2011 - 17:34
#2
DannyThrash
Legacy Username
a) I guess we'll just have to
a) I guess we'll just have to wait and find out.
b) Please note i said "crude" basil access system which would pretty much be who ever telling me what recipe they are looking for and me buying it for them if i come across it, then reselling it to them at sticker price.
c) I expected this.
d) Noted and edited, thanks for your interest!
Mon, 05/30/2011 - 23:55
#3
Kryztof
Legacy Username
Guild Master, speaking.
This is just a brief little post that will hopefully put to rest any haters who try to come in here, as well as lay down some more information.
AKA These are the rules of this thread and for the most part, the whole forum. Please obey them, or I will personally report you. thanks!
1: Post only to apply. If you're in the guild already, then you may post to talk with whoever posted. But please, keep the spam down. If you don't like that we smoke weed, oh well. Don't tell us about it, because we don't care.
2: If you DO decide to try and tell us what to do and what is right and wrong, it will be considered spam and i'll report you. If you tell us to grow up, then that's harassment and I'll report you.
3: When applying, keep the post short sweet and simple. A brief intro about yourself is good. We're stoners and don't really pay attention to details.
4: ONLY APPLY IF YOU'RE SERIOUS. Danny and I have been "in the game" for a good while now. We know what we're doing if you do. What "in the game" means is up to you.
Terms of Service say that if we're doing anything illegal, then they'll report us to authorities. But as far as that goes we're not doing anything wrong according to said ToS. If someone really finds our guild offensive, then they can ignore us. There are far more offensive guilds than ours. If they crack down on us, then they have to crack down on everyone else.
If you wish to reach a Guild Master, PM or mail these players in game:
Reefer
Kubelwagen
Dankfurd
Our Timezone is -6 (Gulf Coast of the United States). Hit us up!
a) I'm pretty sure making a guild centered around drug use is against the terms of service and will get disbanded pretty quick.
b) They recently instituted the new rule that you have to finish a full level before basil to get anything except 1* items specifically to discourage basil ports.
c) Grow up and stop doing drugs.
d) You forgot the 'd' in 'hydroponics.'