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New LD guild Urta's Pizzeria

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Mon, 04/07/2014 - 19:38
Feyi-Feyi's picture
Feyi-Feyi

We are a new LD guild looking for members.

Currently our GMs are

Urta
Redblades
Xxenohart
Darkcub
Strikeaz
Feyi

After only one day and 5 games we are already #6 on the leader boards.
This places us before notorious guilds such as Aurum and Impervious.
There have also been reports of The Exceeds reaching out to Ruby to help them farm more efficiently.
Anonymous sources have confirmed that they are afraid they might lose the number one spot to us.

We are looking to recruit:

Dutch-Oven
Rotten-Tomatoes.
And new players/ingredients who think they have what it takes.

Come for pizza, stay for fighting.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 02:53
#1
Reto-Da-Liz's picture
Reto-Da-Liz

I demand to be named GM. Now.
I eat more pizza than everyone else in the game. Ask Theirillusion.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 03:20
#2
Theirillusion's picture
Theirillusion

Yup

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 08:26
#3
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Reto literally eats so much pizza he became 200% Italian and started getting extra chromosomes. He has down syndrome now.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 08:21
#4
Feyi-Feyi's picture
Feyi-Feyi

Shots: fired.

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 10:52
#5
Njthug's picture
Njthug
I know you been hurt by some1 else I can tell by your way u =0

I demand you make sure Reto is only given member rank since he is a scrub!!

I seen this this guild in action it scared me also love when you all use flourishes! I hear that Echo of Suck is coming after your rank tho!

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 19:56
#6
Gianor's picture
Gianor
Oh lookie!

It's another guild of retired jempires/jempire rejects who have banded together to make a LD guild that will be nowhere close to successful, to join the rest of the six or so trying the same goal. In all honesty, we've seen it before, whoopdeedoo, you're on the leaderboards, any guild can do that with enough free time. And does it really surprise you, or anybody really, they you're number six? You're made up of elites (twenty one v2 here ladies and gents) who have nothing better to do than play lockdown.

And also, what other LD guild do you see that doesn't want dutch/rotten? You guys are so standard in makes me nauseous .

Everybody has seen it before, I give it maybe two months before you all boycott (except dark, he'll probably be back the week after, due to nobody caring about his leaving threads)

~Gianor

Tue, 04/08/2014 - 20:28
#7
Feyi-Feyi's picture
Feyi-Feyi

And the trophy for most ignorant person with less than stellar comprehensive reading skills,
that also isn't able to discern jokes from serious things of this week goes to..

..drumroll….

Gianor.

Badum tsss.

Either that, or you're really bad at writing things so they appear to be sarcastic.
You might want to look into 'kappa' for that.

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 00:04
#8
Reto-Da-Liz's picture
Reto-Da-Liz

Nj you make me cry ;_;

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 00:31
#9
Theirillusion's picture
Theirillusion

@ #6

Oh honey...

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 00:55
#10
Retequizzle's picture
Retequizzle

mfw gianor's serious

then i heard that we were selling tacos too, cementing my argument that tacos are in fact just folded pizzas

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 10:17
#11
Gianor's picture
Gianor
ZOMGOSH AN AWARD :O

I wasn't trying to be sarcastic at all in my above comment. What I said is what I thought about Jempire v45,278, which, all except a little bit of over exaggeration, is true for the most part. But pardon me for voicing opinions, I suppose? Even if I was joking around, you need to learn how to take one. Not to mention the only non-serious lines in your main post were the ones concerning ruby, and the one about....pizza.

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 13:51
#12
Hadn's picture
Hadn
Are you daft?

@Gianor - U wot m8?
The only serious part about the OP = Feyi's name.
He's so nice he named himself twice.

@Fuji - Watch out, I hear the Brit guild "ATea" are going to snowflake your teapot so you'd better back down. Your pizza flipping days are over treacle. Disband before we make you look like a minor ting.

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 14:21
#13
Urta's picture
Urta
EW!

I see how it is.
NO PIZZA FOR THIS GUY!

Just maybe, some salmon pizza. (I've heard fish is good for brain health)

Wed, 04/09/2014 - 15:55
#14
Gianor's picture
Gianor
Salmon pizza!

I loooooooooooooooooove salmon pizza! Especially with asiago, thanks so much! ^_^ *tips his waitstaff*

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 05:50
#15
Uncosung's picture
Uncosung
Gianor.

Gianor.

Sat, 04/12/2014 - 08:38
#16
Feyi-Feyi's picture
Feyi-Feyi

Who is this 'Uncosung' person? I have a strange feeling they belong in Urta's Pizzeria..

@Maedate: U w0t m8? Betta get dem double pierce max skolvas out ye.

Sun, 04/13/2014 - 21:43
#17
Gianor's picture
Gianor
Holy crap these guys are psychics!

They know I also love potatoes! Dammit these guys are good.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 07:31
#18
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Hello, my butt is Krakob and I'm a name. I'd like to apply to Urta's pizzeria as a substitute whenever needed because I believe I'll be able to contribute a lot of tomato sauce to the other side's LD team. I can totes legit score over 100k in a game and I have a cat.

Mon, 04/14/2014 - 07:44
#19
Dragneel-Wiki's picture
Dragneel-Wiki

amg, urta pizzeria farm points with reto spaghettini bolognese

#get_a_life

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