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No other Gamemaster get this kind of love!
I wrote Cronus the most beautiful poem of all time
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 13:54
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 15:20
#2
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Haha!~
@Rothni
GM appears naturally before any GM's name when they talk. It's not part of the name...I think?
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:51
#3
That poem is so- *tears of joy* -beautiful ;v;
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 17:38
#4
Why not give him some cheese?
So that's the poem I have been hearing about. It does not disappoint.
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 18:03
#5
Roses are red, murder is blue, yet they don't have a clue.
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 19:16
#6
You're on to something here.
You're on to something here. All in game requests should now be submitted as a poem. Preferred styles which will get moved to the front of the queue for a faster response time are limerick and haiku.
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 19:22
#7
My supply of radiants is low
It's just going to be a no show
My limerick writing may be bad
But this is all I had
So before you get covered in gore
Please give me some more
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 19:40
#8
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Punch is shaking now
No one knows why he's like this
No more variants?
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 20:01
#9
5Pi, that's not a limerick. Limericks go in the fashion of:
A
A
B
B
A
Like this:
Monster hitboxes are bugged
Callahan trumps the Iron Slug
Acheron's too strong
So please move along
The line of requests! Bah, humbug.
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 20:30
#10
So you mean
What Pi said was unclean
Because that he put
an extra line full of soot
At the end of- CHARLIE SHEEN
What I meant to have said
Was not what you have read
I just couldn't figure out
an adequate route
To explain my- THE COLOUR RED
No no no no no
That cannot possibly go
If I cannot end
The rules I must bend
But then I- SLOWBRO
Ok this is really long enough
Its time to play rough
At least these two lines aren't so bad
And give me time to end this crazy fad
Pi's rhymes just wasn't so tough.
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I think I should start to explain
In threads dreary as rain
About weapon statistics
And certain heuristics
My thoughts in this format so plain
Wed, 04/16/2014 - 20:47
#11
I open this thread
And see Fehzor's poem spree.
Too lazy to read.
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 00:44
#12
Well actually, Limmericks have more than the AABBA rhyming. There's also the syllable counting. The A lines should be long (no specific amount, afaik, but at least somewhere around 10 I guess) and share syllable amount. The B lines should be short (I'd say no more than 6 bit what do I know) and just as well share syllable amount.
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 07:22
#13
On the topic of counting your
On the topic of counting your syllables
It shouldn't require such high skills
Ten's not ambitious
It's all repetitious
Those who fail are literacy criminals.
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 07:42
#14
Roses are red, murder is blue, yet they don't have a clue.
I'm sorry I can't write limmericks
I really can't take a hick
So please excuse me
From what I see
and just don't call me a frick
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 09:03
#15
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Cronus, why did you
Have to start a poem war?
You must pay your dues.
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 11:39
#16
Here's an example of a well-known limerick, with the syllable amount after each line.
There was an old man from Peru, (8)
Who dreamed he was eating his shoe! (8)
When he woke with a fright (6)
In the dark of the night (6)
He found it was perfectly true. (8)
Like Krakob said, the first, second, and fifth lines rhyme and are usually lengthier than the third and fourth shorter, rhyming ones. Both sets have similar amounts of syllables though; lines 1, 2, and 5 all have 8, whereas 3 and 4 all have 6.
The Gran Faust's charge is very weak
The Acheron's makes it look meek.
The DA's one's nice
It can break the ice
But poor Shadow sword ain't so sleek.
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 12:15
#17
a haiku for you
I want fire crystals
They are not common at all
We need radiants
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 13:37
#18
Here's another famous one.
There once were two cats of Kilkenny
Each thought there was one cat too many
So they fought and they fit
And they scratched and they bit
Instead of two cats there weren't any!
This one has has 9/10/8/8/9 instead of 8/8/6/6/8, though.
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 13:49
#19
Roses are red, murder is blue, yet they don't have a clue.
(Incorrect, Krakob, that one is 9/9/6/6/8)
Limericks rain on General Disscussion
It appears everyone is now fussin
Just because Cronus
Stumbled apon us
Doesn't mean we should have been a-cussin
This one is 10/10/5/5/10
Thu, 04/17/2014 - 14:16
#20
Rite. Tired Krakob strikes again!
/tell Glacies Roses are red, roses are still red, I'm not good at poems, get back to playing. Love Rothni-Halias.
/tell Glacies </3
Also does GM just naturally appear before Cronus or is that a part of the username?