Hello, and welcome to the Fiend Office War.

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After drama comparable to a Game of Thrones episode between the boss and a fellow co-worker (if you know what I mean) the boss entered a fit and began throwing around office supplies and whatnot. One hits a guy in the head, he throws it at some other guy, and the cycle continues, chaos envelopes the workplace and all shell is released!

Can you, [insert name here] a regular worker survive this catastrophe and live to tell the tale? Eh, probably not but lets still try alright?

How to Play:

1. Begin your post reacting to the player above you IF he, she, or it launched an attack* (see 2. for details*).
Afterwards
2. Attack and throw a thing at a fellow worker.
Or
3. Create a base of your own using materials found in your office or create a weapon.