Well met, Knights whom lurk within the bazaar. Steel thy shovel! For today, I, a particularly whimsical fool, shall offer my humble earnings of CE or cr in trade for your treasure! What kind of treasure, you ask? Why, I seek not Flourishes nor Brandishes, but something more profound, something that a price tag cannot cover. I speak of none other than SHOVEL KNIGHT, a marvelous gem of a title!
"Zounds, this reeks of filth! How much could this peasant have to offer?!"