Chapter 1: The Attack (dundundun)
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Once upon a time...
...actually, screw that. You guys all know who Feron is, or at least I would like to think so.
Anyway, Feron was sitting inside the auction house, gavel in hand. A long time ago, Feron was a knight of renown. Unfortunately, all legends come and go, and Feron's case was no different. As time passed and seasons changed, the Solid Snake of Spiral Knights became nothing more than an old man, just like Solid Snake.
"take ur 30kcr fireburst nub," typed Feron, slamming the gavel.