Puzzle Pirates has merchandise. So why don't we have it? We've asked for it. Heck, OOO even acted like we could likely have merchandise. So how come we don't have anything after 2+ years of asking for it, and Puzzle Pirates does have merchandise out there?
Puzzle Pirates has merchandise, why don't we?
If there's anything I'd want, it's a 3d print of my character but I guess that's not possible... Yet.
I would buy a keychain of anything from the game really. A knight, a boss, a battle sprite, a weapon (would so buy a DA keychain), anything. Same goes for a plush.
But seerusly, if they do give us merchandise, I'd totally buy every keychain available.
And maybe a T-shirt.
Mewkat plushie and DA/GF stuffed animal thingies for me please!
I'd like to have a Kat (hood) beanie :o That'd be pretty nifty.
Now with a portable can of gasoline so you can burn yourself in REAL LIFE TOO!
/sigh... My thread has been derailed and thus moved to suggestions.
I'd love a Love Puppy statue.
Or a Wolver plushie.
TAKE MY MONEH!
OMG I would be like the first to buy a spookat plush or chain necklace and or something of spookat i love spookat!
Leviathan blade USB drive, BAB ipod speaker, plush Kats, Big Iron Ipod station.....
Small posable knight with emberbreak helm and dread skelly suit, or any armor.
Basically, a knight with changeable armors/held an weapons. The problem is getting the armor ON though.
@Cinoa It'd probably be easier to make them separate heads/helms and bodies/armors so you can connect the head to the body, like toys with swappable parts. I'd be completely okay with this.
I would literally buy anything that have the SEGA and SK Logo at the same time...I mean Literally ANYTHING !?!
C'mon Daniel James and Michael Bayne...Think what you can earn with all those merchandise...
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damn I would love to have a little levi blade/DA/GF/Flourish/Aegis keychain or necklace
whats even worse is on redbubble which has literally 10000 fanmade shirt/top/hoodie designs yet 0 spiral knights designs
but yeah, I demand to buy real life prize boxes with random spiral knights goodies inside
I would for real buy something like a Christmas prize box IRL and open like 10 of them to get a polar day wolf coat or a frosty scarf
Awesome idea. Imagine people hanging around with Spiral Sallets and Brandishes or Caliburs. That would be great.
I just want to cuddle with a stuffed snarbolax right now ^w^
Hopefully none of the snarbostuffing inside falls out
A Gran Faust made out of foam <3 Like that Minecraft pickaxe :D
I would definitely buy a suit of Ironmight Plate Mail. Even if it would crush me from wearing it. I would also buy my standard Recon Ranger Uniform if OOO made an exact replica of it. If that were to happen, I would buy it, then never take it off. Even when I'm sleeping. (Spikes are good for sleeping in, right?)
I would buy anything really. Right now, the closest thing to Spiral Knights merchandise I have is a sewed model of my character in his proto armor. I have it next to me every time I play! Now if only I could have some of his weapons too...
I can:
-Knit (slowly = overly expensive unless incredibly small)
-Produce wireframe sculptures (quickly = moderately priced per size etc.)
-Produce various chainmail patterns (slowly = also overly expensive unless incredibly small)
So if you guys seriously want this kind of stuff and are willing to pay, consider adding me.
Though I'm not sure if this is OK with OOO? Am I allowed to sell this kind of stuff? I honestly don't know.
@Fehzor It'll probably even up if you spend your profits on energy and other sales in the game.
I'm going to graveyard this thread if ya'll don't get it back on topic. Not that it ever was on topic. But either way, we're supposed to be talking about why we don't have it when another OOO game does have it... not what merchandise we want. Go bump the other thread if that's all ya'll want to talk about.
Lol, you want us to hate on OOO for not giving us merchandise and giving puzzle pirates merchandise instead? Sure its not fair, but it isn't like OOO has to do anything of the sort if they don't see profit in it. We aren't exactly entitled to anything.
I have plenty of comments to make on what you just said there, Fehzor, but I fear they would be inappropriate for these forums. I'll catch you on Steam sometime.
Give me an ADORABLE freaking Serapynx plushie, or Fehzor get's his BRAINS BLOWN OUT
I want a Slime Chess Set with Jelly King as the king and Ice Queen as the queen. Idk what knights,pawns, and bishops would be...
A knit seraphynx plushie would be doable, pending on how big it is and how much you're willing to pay for it.
I could perhaps make a chess set. Clay would require me access to a kiln, which I do have but not at the moment. Wire would be better, but I'd have to go buy supplies for that too and I don't know if it'd look right.
It's called a TOUQUE, damn it! What is a beanie!? That sounds like an illness!
"Oh no, honey. It's worse then they thought... I've contracted beanie!"
"Nooooooooooooooo!"
Well, better eat Poutine and Maple Syrup and go apologize...
Honestly poutine is delicious and you guys need to share it with us. Like seriously, I want you, Ironic-Biscuit to become a hospitality major and then start an american chain that sells poutine. You have no idea how often I would go to that or how fat I would become.
Looks like a certain company is playing favorite child.
I myself don't know why there isn't merchandise for us. I mean, it's not like I'd throw more than $50+ on merchandise (wink wink nudge nudge)
Hell, A spookat plush/snarb Keychain/Crimson order shirt could rake in money imo.