Does vegetable oil effect the rate at which you get Ancient Pages? I know this may sound crazy, but after I started playing the game stark nude while coated in vegetable oil I've been seeing more Black kats. Before I put the oil on, I found about 2-4 Kats everyday depending on how long I played. However, after lathering the oil all over my body I've been finding 500-600 black kats every hour, or roughly 9 black kats per minute = 1 black kat spawns every 6.6 seconds. Luck? Or is the oil a magnet for these undead felines?
I've found a way to increase the spawn rate of black kats
Mié, 05/07/2014 - 21:53
Mié, 05/07/2014 - 22:04
#2
If you were trying to be vapid, insipid, and crass
Then you've succeeded. I applaud you
Mié, 05/07/2014 - 22:23
#3
Why thank you Perronius/RockHardAndReady.
Mié, 05/07/2014 - 22:29
#4
>saw your edit.
h8ers gona h8 m8.
P.S
You forgot Pebbleready too.
Mié, 05/07/2014 - 22:36
#5
A vegan sacrifice!
Heeh.
I only have canola oil. Does that work?
Mié, 05/07/2014 - 22:36
#6
I'd be sure to give it a try. I might have gone through 3 gallon jugs of vegetable oil, but it was totally worth it.
Mié, 05/07/2014 - 22:54
#7
Vegetable-gate
This feels like a terrible money grab by OOO. I get that Spiral Knights is a free to play game and they need to make money but I can't be bothered to order several jugs of vegetable oil from them! Not to mention the additional cost of cleaning it up afterwards, I think they didn't think this through.
Mié, 05/07/2014 - 23:05
#9
Mié, 05/07/2014 - 23:03
#10
Pff, noobs. With butter, you
Pff, noobs. With butter, you get 11 blacks cats per minute. Add a bit of bacon-grease and they drop 5 tokens apiece.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 01:36
#11
I have no mouth and I need to scream
Huh, so this is what being on the brink of madness looks like.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 03:58
#12
100% black kat spawn rate
Close your eyes.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 04:12
#13
Does black magic effect the
Does black magic effect the rate at which you get Ancient Pages? I know this may sound crazy, but after I cut myself and sacrificed it to Satan, I've been seeing more Black kats. Before I did it , I found Kats about 2-4 everyday depending on how long I play. However after invoking dark powers, I've been finding 4 every hour. Luck? Or is Satan the real mastermind behind OOO?
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 05:26
#14
... would it be too much to ask
for pics? you know, for science?
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 05:48
#15
gods ain't gonna help you, son.
at least I know fehz is a girl, otherwise this would seem very ankward.
welcome to the insane club everybody! cookies? don't touch the cake, it's mi- I mean, it's a lie!
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 06:10
#16
...
Totally a scam !? I tried covering myself with cooking oil while totally naked and nothing happened in-game...I've even tried it with Canola oil, Olive oil, Fish oil , Oil from the face, Oil from the butter :< The only thing changed was my body is waxed...My life is a lie ;_;
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 06:19
#17
Does this work with motor oil?
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 06:56
#18
I got three in the um, um the
I got three in the um, um the Undead minor Prestige. I forget the name. I got two in the clockworks depth of that prestige and one in the candlestick. Nom nom literature nom.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 07:35
#19
Oh dear. You guys seem pretty messed up.
You've got it all wrong. I've got a chandelier with wax candles above my computer chair and I play topless.
I seem to always get Black Kat spawns shortly after a drip of wax hits me.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 08:15
#20
No no no *sighs and shakes head*
Ya see, what you do is wear nothing but a thong while balancing a spoon on your nose, and have your roommate in the background sing "Banana Boat Song (Day O)", while another person plays the bongos.
By doing this I found around 11 Black Kats every 3-4 minutes :D
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 09:12
#21
@OP
Pfft, don't you know the only reason that's working is because your skin is absorbing it? You don't need to just cover yourself in it, that would be silly! There's no need to get full butt nekked either. Even though it is fun!
I found that injecting the vegetable oil directly into my bloodstream works wonders! I've found multiple books! And sol- er..donated them.. to charity! Cause you know, for the kids!
It lessens the cleanup, and i only need 1/3rd of a bottle! Saves me lots of money.
Working on the side effects though. I feel a bit drowsy, and my sclera in my eyes are a sickly green color. But hey, i'm sure ill be fine.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 09:23
#22
@Hexzyle
Oh gosh, that must hurt.
I'd rather do it without bodily harm. For example, wear mirrored sunglasses while drinking white rum from a human skull. At the same time do a perfect handstand while listening to "Dragonforce, Through the Fire and the Flames"
You'll look bad@ss while listening to bad@ss music at the same time.
Plus, the cat spawn rate will go up quite a bit. At least for me it does...
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 09:36
#23
........
I have found Bacon Grease to spawn Kats at a rate of 1 every 3.3 seconds.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 09:41
#24
playing the game stark nude while coated in vegetable oil
pics or it didnt happen :P
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 10:09
#25
Let's not and say we did.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 11:35
#26
.......
Careful or Perro will deluge you with oil soaked noods.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 13:30
#27
If there's anything I can appreciate, it's satire.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 18:23
#28
What are you guys talking about? How will oil affect the game. OP is obv a troll. Everyone knows the only way to increase BK spawn rates is to juggle bowling balls while singing the alphabet backwards and riding a unicycle.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 18:28
#29
I don't get it, I thought everyone knew the best way to increase BK spawn rate was to uninstall SK and then throw your computer out a third-story window.
Jue, 05/08/2014 - 20:42
#30
Uninstalling? Nah. Wiping your whole hard-drive is the only way.
Vie, 05/09/2014 - 04:40
#31
sacrifice a snipe
confirmed
Vie, 05/09/2014 - 12:09
#32
@Pandafishie
Yeah but don't forget microwaving it afterwards.
Vie, 05/09/2014 - 12:24
#33
I thought you were supposed to broil it ;~;
Vie, 05/09/2014 - 12:40
#34
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
@Dragneel
*Grabs snipe*
*Puts it on a voodoo altar*
MWAHAHA! ALL THE PAGES ARE MINE!
*Drives Gran Faust through snipe's heart*
Dom, 05/11/2014 - 09:15
#35
Darth Ritual strikes back!
It works better if you also do the chicken dance while shouting the names of overrated memes
/yawn
Yes, it's the only way Fehzor. You know what's also quite effective? Downloading more RAM. It's the ultimate solution.