So a burglar sneaks in a house to steal a radio, and he hears a voice,"Jesus is watching." the burglar says"whos there?" says the burglar."jesus knows what ur doing,says the voice. " "Who are u?' the burglar says." My name is Mosas." says the voice. the burglar looks around and sees a parrot. "what kind of owner names there parrot Mosas?"
"The same ones that name there rottweiler Jesus."

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