Why didn't you listen to me? I told you that you shouldn't press the red button, and yet you did. Now the horse has probably been eaten by a dragon, and the Super Turbo Ultra Mega Automatic-Horse-Dispenser Deluse 26th Edition Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series is broken.
You killed the horse you heartless people. ;_;
Mo, 08/24/2015 - 21:45
Di, 08/25/2015 - 05:42
#2
Remember, don't shoot food.
Luckily it's only blue and not red so nothing happened.
The paint on the blue button disappears, turning it back into the red button.
The horse is admired.
Di, 08/25/2015 - 15:53
#3
I'm back, Humans of the Internet
I feed the horse while I admire its amawsomeness
Di, 08/25/2015 - 16:21
#4
Snakey, admire the horse, not its awesomeness!
I paint Pipipipipi Rabid-Wolver-Green while admiring the horse.
Then I poke Pipipipipi.
Di, 08/25/2015 - 17:13
#5
Remember, don't shoot food.
@Snakey-One
The horse explodes due to being overfed.
A new horse appears in the place of the old one due to the lack of something to admire.
@Vanaduke-Destroyer
Your finger turns green due to the fact that the paint hasn't dried yet.
I wash myself off.
Your painting skill leveled up to level 2!
Di, 08/25/2015 - 18:14
#6
New paint unlocked: Perma-Frostifur-Blue!
I wash the paint off my finger.
Then I paint the horse Perma-Frostifur-Blue, able to do it without touching the horse because my painting skill leveled up.
*Pokes Pipipipipi again*
Di, 08/25/2015 - 18:44
#7
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately, your psychic power skills level is too low to do something without touching it, as a matter of fact, it's too low to do anything psychic related.
You instead paint a smiley face on the ground using your paint. Because of how low your painting skills level is it's very ugly.
Di, 08/25/2015 - 19:04
#8
hmm...
I see the big red button and Magickally make it a big green button, press it, and the button constantly admires the horse, i then leave before anyone notices me
Di, 08/25/2015 - 19:13
#9
....
*Cuts off Pipipipipi's tail*
*Uses Pipipipipi's tail to paint the horse Quicksilver-Silver*
*Uses non-magic potato cannon to make potatoes rain down on the horse*
Di, 08/25/2015 - 19:17
#10
Double post
I double-post while admiring the horse.
Di, 08/25/2015 - 19:36
#11
Remember, don't shoot food.
Your Magick skills level is too low to change the color of an object (not that Magick is really that useful here.)
You instead use your painting skill to paint the button green before pressing it. Seeing as the button is green and not red, nothing happens.
Your Pressing Buttons Of Colors Other Than Red skill leveled up to level 2.
The button becomes red once more.
The wolver was too fast for you to catch and escaped, not that you can use wolver tails to make paint anyway. You instead use some leftover slime gel you found in the pantry to make the paint instead.
You paint the horse. You didn't do a very good job at doing it though because of your low level.
Your Painting skill leveled up to level 3.
The horse eats all the potatoes and blows up due to being overfed.
The horse's Blowing Up skill leveled up to level 2!
A new horse appears in the place of the old one due to the lack of something to admire.
The horse is admired.
Your Horse Admiration skill leveled up to level 2!
The horse's Being Admired skill leveled up to level 2!
Player stats:
Level 02 - Horse Admiration
Level 03 - Painting
Level 01 - Magick
Level 01 - Psychic Powers
Level 02 - Pressing Buttons Of Colors Other Than Red
Horse stats:
Level 02 - Being Admired
Level 02 - Blowing Up
(Note that more skills will pop up constantly.)
Di, 08/25/2015 - 19:46
#12
I chase the wolver while admiring the horse. (I also wasn't going to make the paint using the tail, I was going to use it as a paintbrush)
A ghost appears out of nowhere and scares the horse.
Di, 08/25/2015 - 19:49
#13
ö
Magick can do anything so rules cant restrict it unless i say so, i use the PAINT BOMB ti make a gren button so it admires the horse, and it is size 999999999999999999999999 paint bomb so make sure my skill levels up super high! If it doesnt i threw 9999999999999999999 more paint bombs for a huge Magick skill level up because i obviously used Magick to throw the paint bombs
Di, 08/25/2015 - 20:08
#14
@Kian
Well, actually, you made it ra - Wait, never mind, that only works for paint grenades
Di, 08/25/2015 - 20:38
#15
I start admiring a different horse.
Di, 08/25/2015 - 21:37
#16
Remember, don't shoot food.
Seeing as the wolver is the original poster, he naturally has 50 in all stats and uses his level 50 running skill to get away.
You on the other hand have to stop and take a breath every second due to your level 1 stamina skill.
Your Running skill increased to level 2!
The wolver decides to summon some much weaker wolvers for you to interract with before leaving.
The ghost spooks the horse, who runs off somewhere before returning later.
Unfortunately you only have enough paint left to make a single size very small paint bomb that isn't even green, but rather a mix of colors, which is the only way you could fill it.
You toss it at the button. It doesn't seem to give you any experience in painting, but it does give you some bomb tossing experience.
Your Changing The Color Of A Button skill leveled up to level 2!
You'd be unable to throw it using magick anyway, that's what the psychic powers skill is for.
The button changes back to red.
The horse notices you admiring a different horse and decides to kick that other horse off a cliff.
Di, 08/25/2015 - 21:48
#17
I paint the button red, then
I paint the button red, then press it, despite being already red.
And admire the horse.
Mi, 08/26/2015 - 06:09
#18
Remember, don't shoot food.
Seeing as it's red and not red, the button does nothing.
The button turns back to red.
The button makes no sense...
Mi, 08/26/2015 - 16:04
#19
I attempt not to die
While admiring the horse.
Mi, 08/26/2015 - 16:23
#20
I put the horse against tanks and have the horse lose. Half of the horse is blown off, but it survives.
Mi, 08/26/2015 - 16:25
#21
I ty to heal the horse with a miracle
From the horse admiring gods while admiring the horse.
Mi, 08/26/2015 - 16:26
#22
Whoops
Try
Do, 08/27/2015 - 19:03
#23
The ghost spooks the horse again.
My inventory thing breaks while I'm standing next to the horse. Several hundred Forbidden Fruits come out.
Fr, 08/28/2015 - 00:27
#24
I admire the horse and ride
I admire the horse and ride on a Megacannon.
Fr, 08/28/2015 - 15:53
#25
I eat a banana
While admiring the horse
Sa, 08/29/2015 - 16:51
#26
can I admire Urhorse????
can I admire Urhorse???? plssss D: hawseeeeeeeeeeey
Sa, 08/29/2015 - 19:43
#27
Remember, don't shoot food.
I attempt not to die while admiring the horse.
You fail to do so.
A new you appears in the place of the old one due to the lack of something to admire the horse.
The horse is admired.
Your Horse Admiration leveled up to level 3!
I put the horse against tanks and have the horse lose. Half of the horse is blown off, but it survives.
The horse vows to have revenge on the tanks.
I try to heal the horse with a miracle from the horse admiring gods while admiring the horse.
Your HORSE ADMIRING GODS OF HORSEY HORSE ADMIRATION ADMIRATION is not high enough to obtain a miracle from the horse admiring gods.
Wait, that's not actually a thing. Never mind. You take the horse to the hospital instead where they are healed to full health.
The horse is admired.
The horse's Being Admired leveled up to level 3!
The ghost spooks the horse again.
The horse does the same thing as last time.
My inventory thing breaks while I'm standing next to the horse. Several hundred Forbidden Fruits come out.
A magical dictionary descends from the sky and reads part of itself to you.
>horse: (n.) 1. a solid-hoofed plant-eating domesticated mammal with a flowing mane and tail, used for riding, racing, and to carry and pull loads
And is therefore not a Battlesprite.
The horse attempts to craft something with the Forbidden Fruits and creates Pile Of Forbidden Fruits.
I admire the horse and ride on a Megacannon.
You do that.
The horse is admired.
I eat a banana while admiring the horse
You do that as well.
The horse is admired.
Your Horse Admiration leveled up to level 4!
can I admire Urhorse???? plssss D: hawseeeeeeeeeeey
Maybe.
Sa, 08/29/2015 - 20:42
#28
^
The ghost's Horse Spooking skill didn't level up?
The ghost attempts to spook the horse one last time. The horse has gotten used to it and isn't spooked as much as before.
Also, I never said it was a battle sprite. I just said my inventory broke while I was near it.
So, 08/30/2015 - 04:25
#29
I train cloning while
I train cloning while admiring the horse. Then I attempt to clone myself.
((Clone training can allow me to clone everybody increasing Horse Admiration and horse's Being Admired skills drastically))
So, 08/30/2015 - 21:05
#30
Herp.
I speak to the horse in a super Asian accent while admiring the horse.
Then I tape a small red button next to the big red button under the horse and press it.
Then I admire the horse once more. 🐴
So, 09/06/2015 - 01:28
#31
I smash the red button while
I smash the red button while admiring the horse.
And give it CanO' Tech.
Mo, 09/07/2015 - 17:39
#32
Remember, don't shoot food.
The ghost's Horse Spooking skill didn't level up?
The ghost has transcended this plane of existence and thus cannot level up.
Also, I never said it was a battle sprite. I just said my inventory broke while I was near it.
You attempted to feed it mats, did you not?
I train cloning while admiring the horse.
You attempt to read a book on cloning, but your READING level is too low to do so.
The horse is admired.
The horse's Being Admired leveled up to level 4!
Then I attempt to clone myself.
So you're expecting that after a little bit of cloning training that you'll be able to clone perfectly without any sort of expensive heavy machinery which you probably can't afford?
Nothing happens.
Not that you can admire multiple horses at once anyway.
I speak to the horse in a super Asian accent while admiring the horse.
You do that.
The horse is admired (and confused.)
Then I tape a small red button next to the big red button under the horse and press it.
You do that as well. Nothing happens.
And give it CanO' Tech.
What are you trying to accomplish by giving a can full of tech to a horse?
I smash the red button while admiring the horse.
NOOOOOOOOO, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! WE'RE DOOMED! AND BY WE I MEAN THE HORSE.
A giant dragon appears, grabs the horse, and flies off.
YOU'VE RUINED THE WHOLE POINT OF THE GAME! NOW I HAVE TO GO AND GET THAT HORSE BACK.
YOU KNOW WHAT, SINCE YOU DID IT, I'M APPOINTING YOU AS HEAD OF THE HORSE RESCUE SQUAD, AND BY YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY IN THIS THREAD EXCEPT FOR ME.
DON'T HAVE A WEAPON? HERE, TAKE THIS ICE CREAM.
Obtained 1x Ice Cream
YOU PROBABLY WON'T BE ABLE TO KILL ANYTHING WITH THAT, BUT OH WELL.
NOW GO!!
MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN.
Your Horse Admiration leveled up to level 5!
Mo, 09/07/2015 - 17:50
#33
No, I didn't attempt to feed it mats.
-----
The dragon eats the horse.
A new horse appears in the place of the old one due to the lack of something to admire.
The horse is admired.
Di, 09/08/2015 - 03:46
#34
DracO' Lyte is avaliable! Bonus drink for getting the reference.
CanO' Tech is an energy drink.
----------
It was worth it!
Now it's the adventure game or we are still admiring?
If it's an adventure game change the thread title.
If we still admire the horse, then I give it CanO' Tech.
And admire the horse.
If it an adventure then I gather everybody to RESCUE THE HORSE!
(Btw thanks for appointing me as head of Horse Rescue Rangers)
Di, 09/08/2015 - 12:30
#35
Wasn't me!
I train reading intensively and place a new horse in the place of the old one.
Then I admire it.
Do, 09/10/2015 - 17:12
#36
WATT!?!? EVEN MEH!?!?
/Grabs SUHDB
/Kills Dragon
/Brings Horse
Do, 09/10/2015 - 17:22
#37
*Finds paint*
*uses the Magick Spark 99998989999999999999 times to level Magick extremely*
*puts 40 Megalodons around the horse*
*watches the horse get eaten*
I paint the big red button blue while admiring the horse.
After the paint dries, I press the big blue button.