Hit and Miss

The next person can feel their heartbeat in their nose.

lies I blew you up with a cookie.
The next person's flat broke.

The next person is a noob, weather they say hit or miss.

The Next Person Has Posted At 9:48 On 02/25/2013

The next person is trying to play at least 2 games at once and is posting here on the forum at the same time.

...if the stupid fish that hides under a rock all day counts as a pet.
/goes to try and pet my fish again
The next person has told someone they were stupid in the last week.

Fail...
The next person wants to rescue me from Mr. Zivon in the Cookie game. =O

Hit, I hope.
The next person has stolen money 0=

I'm a guardian.
Next person once has played a flash game.

The next person was too busy gaming today to take a shower.

The next person got more sleep than me last night. (2 hours) o_o

Next person have downloaded java the resource stealing language program.

I gave my account to someone else and haven't been there since the stone age of beta. They still play there if that counts.
The next person is planning on watching The Simpson's tonight.

i zont liek tv i perfer falling garmmer
next person plays TF2

The next person has experienced the taste of perfection at Chick-fil-a.

?????? Wha???????
Next person Hates Jempire legitimately

The next person is supposed to be doing homework right now.

Wow... such amazing yet correct guess.... >_>
The next person is drinking a soft drink!

That's not exactly in my top 100 things to do.
The next person is going to watch "Master Chef" whenever it premieres this spring! =D

The next person ate Oreos while watching TV today.
I'm shooting the squirrels out of the trees.
The next person is horrified by that and wants to save the poor tree rats.