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Mar, 05/12/2015 - 06:10
#601
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Jungle-Sword
snoop snoop

I'm a private undercover double--agent stalker. Got a problem?

Waiter, I ordered a table IN my soup, not UNDER my soup

EDIT: NEW PAAAAGGGGGEEEEE!!! EEEERRRRMAAAHHHGEEERRRD!!! (HYPE HYPE HYPE)

Mar, 05/12/2015 - 18:03
#602
Imagen de Supercoolguy
Supercoolguy
sorry

the soup was just too wet thats why i want you to do it :P

waiter say cheese! (facepalm)

Mar, 05/12/2015 - 22:51
#603
Imagen de Matikclocker
Matikclocker
Cheddar! Waiter! There is a

Cheddar!
Waiter! There is a ball in my soup!

Mié, 05/13/2015 - 10:17
#604
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech

Eat it, its good protien!

FOWDDJHSWWEU

Mié, 05/13/2015 - 18:38
#605
Imagen de Fight-Beetle
Fight-Beetle
Dangerous to go alone, jerkwad!

Manager, manager, my waiter is not following this guideline to be a good woman http://www.somethingawful.com/news/woman-advice-nightmare/

Mié, 05/13/2015 - 20:21
#606
Imagen de Crazee-Pi-Forum
Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

That's because he's a waiter, not a waitress!

Waiter, there's a cake in my soup. I think it's moving...

Mié, 05/13/2015 - 20:44
#607
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
gtytyrtdt

I will eat it! Also i think i lost a few brain cells from that site Fight Beetle showed us, eh?

Do you want some cake?

Jue, 05/14/2015 - 05:42
#608
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Matikclocker
GIMME DAT CAKE!

Wait... But this cake is a lie!
Waiter! Galax gave the lie in a cake!

Jue, 05/14/2015 - 09:09
#609
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Fight-Beetle
I will shoot you for that cake.

Portal references Portal references Portal references i'm tired and i request crumpet.

Waiter! Are you an alien?

Jue, 05/14/2015 - 16:21
#610
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
NO! THE CAKE IS THE TRUTH!

Yes i'm illegal. #Sarcasm.

PROOF THE CAKE IS REAL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-oF4Znv-bM

WANT SOME CAKE?!?!?!!?

Jue, 05/14/2015 - 17:41
#611
Imagen de Fight-Beetle
Fight-Beetle
HELL NO GET AWAY YOU PSYCHOPATH

*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*

Waiter! Are you a boy or a girl?!

Jue, 05/14/2015 - 19:39
#612
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
sdfsdfdfdhghghhgjuyhkik

NEITHER! I AM NO PSYCHOPATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BZ! >:(

Vie, 05/15/2015 - 09:56
#613
Imagen de Jungle-Sword
Jungle-Sword
?

Waiter, there is a fighting beetle in my soup!

Vie, 05/15/2015 - 11:27
#614
Imagen de Supercoolguy
Supercoolguy
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

waiter i am lost in my soup. where should i take my sip at? :D

Vie, 05/15/2015 - 12:22
#615
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
At the

EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vie, 05/15/2015 - 12:23
#616
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
kjllllllllllllllllllll

PPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Vie, 05/15/2015 - 14:26
#617
Imagen de Xteri
Xteri
Poeloryqltut?

I am not sure what to say...

Waiter there is confusion in my soup. HALP!!!

Vie, 05/15/2015 - 15:15
#618
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
i don't know

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMandpotatoes.

SOUP!

Sáb, 05/16/2015 - 22:49
#619
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Supercoolguy
gbot please do not spam :)

@xteri

the confusion happened cause you stir the soup. remember u added the salt? :P
---------------------------

waiter tell gbot to not spam on forum post! :D

Sáb, 05/16/2015 - 23:24
#620
Imagen de Matikclocker
Matikclocker
Dont worry, he will overheat

Dont worry, he will overheat and explode soon.
Waiter! Why Gbot (Galax) isn't in my soup exploding?

Dom, 05/17/2015 - 10:39
#621
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I already exploded on one thread. Also i drank your soup.

GETMEMOARSOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dom, 05/17/2015 - 16:20
#622
Imagen de Supercoolguy
Supercoolguy
no!

if you want more soup. its on the center of the table. silly!

waiter lets go to the galax

Dom, 05/17/2015 - 16:27
#623
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
☯NO?☯

The Galaxy? We are already there.

Where is the Galaxy soup?

Mié, 05/20/2015 - 05:53
#624
Imagen de Jungle-Sword
Jungle-Sword
oooh

in the galaxy :3 (badum-tischh!)

my soup is alive! it's ALIIIVE!!! IT'S ALLIIIVEEE!!!!!!!

Mié, 05/20/2015 - 09:37
#625
Imagen de Fight-Beetle
Fight-Beetle
its obvious what to do here

GAUZE AND SUCK ITS RIBCAGE

Mié, 05/20/2015 - 21:46
#626
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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knhn
mjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

V GET ME SOUP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mié, 05/20/2015 - 21:47
#627
Imagen de Crazee-Pi-Forum
Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

Ok... Heh heh heh...

Waiter, there's some killer mech in my soup. I think it's named Galax.

Mié, 05/20/2015 - 21:48
#628
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
gvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgv

I ate the soup.

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Mié, 05/20/2015 - 21:49
#629
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Crazee-Pi-Forum
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

Eh, I'm sure it's fine...

/drinks the soup

/sets the restaurant on fire

Mié, 05/20/2015 - 21:53
#630
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

waoh.

GE T THE RESTRAUNT OFF THE FIRE NAOW! ITS RUINING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mié, 05/20/2015 - 23:10
#631
Imagen de Supercoolguy
Supercoolguy
im sorry

apparently the swich to turn off the fire is on the other side! good luck :(

waiter my soup is too bright. whats in there?

Sáb, 05/23/2015 - 22:13
#632
Imagen de Gbot-Vtwo
Gbot-Vtwo
.....

ITS FIRE.....................................................................................y? Y?!?!??????!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!

waiter, y u do dis?

Mar, 06/07/2016 - 16:06
#633
Imagen de Monsterbrine
Monsterbrine
@Galax the Peccary

Sorry, but we don't serve peccaries named Galax, Harci, or Peccary here. Let me turn you into a sprite pod, NOW! /e casts a spell and turns Gbot-Vtwo into a sprite pod containing a fiendish dog that will bind to the person that opens it and puts it in Sentius the Evil Cougar's soup
Waiter, I'm hungry! Bring me some Rabbit Soup or I'm leaving the Desert Cafe! Fennec Foxes need soup as well!

Dom, 06/12/2016 - 19:54
#634
Imagen de Kordani
Kordani
Star vs. The Forces of Evil was my Inspiration

Sorry, about that. *Gives Rabbit Soup*

Waiter, there is a BJD ( Ball Jointed-Doll ) in my soup!

Dom, 06/12/2016 - 23:14
#635
Imagen de Matikclocker
Matikclocker
Some girl played with your

Some girl played with your soup. Ugh.

WAIIIIIIIITTTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR, there's a herb in my soup!

Mar, 06/14/2016 - 03:35
#636
Imagen de Flash-Flire
Flash-Flire
<insert title>

I think that's meant to be there...

WOAH! Waiter, there's a Bill Cipher in my soup!
It says, "Hey, stop drinking my pool!"

Mar, 06/14/2016 - 13:20
#637
Imagen de Matikclocker
Matikclocker
do you wanna have a good time?

Uh, celebrities must have place to relax.

WWAAIITTEERR! There's a shaded kid that has a meltdown of dramatic proportions!

Jue, 06/16/2016 - 11:08
#638
Imagen de Crazee-Pi-Forum
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

That's a mirror.

Waiter, there's a giant evil robot and he's assaulting my soup.

Jue, 06/16/2016 - 21:23
#639
Imagen de Delecated
Delecated

But he's not in your soup now, is he?

Excuse me waiter, but there is kvass in my soup. I don't remember ordering okroshka!

Sáb, 06/18/2016 - 16:45
#640
Zarzav
A waiter never tires.

You must be in the wrong restaurant, We don't speak french here.

Waiter! My soup seems to have been replaced by a bowl of pennies!

Dom, 06/19/2016 - 14:32
#641
Imagen de Flash-Flire
Flash-Flire
<insert title>

You got back more than what you paid, aren't you happy?

Waiter, there appears to be a tiny camera in my soup watching my every move.

Mié, 07/13/2016 - 06:04
#642
Imagen de Proxygenerator
Proxygenerator
No there isn't

What do you mean a camera, there is clearly no camera, why would you think there's a camera, that is quite a daft idea, you should sit back and eat your soup like a good sl-knight

Waiter, the clockworks are in my soup.

Mié, 07/13/2016 - 12:56
#643
Imagen de Matikclocker
Matikclocker
One word.

Don't eat the Core.

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!

there's a sock in my soup

Mar, 07/19/2016 - 12:44
#644
Imagen de Teddysmacker
Teddysmacker
Pooke.

I'm terribly sorry, the chef just had a long day after all these complaints.

Waiter, Lord Vanaduke is bathing in my soup.

Dom, 07/31/2016 - 23:10
#645
Baycat
wat

Soup is his Bath tub :D
Waiter there's a Spiral Knight in my soup

Jue, 08/25/2016 - 01:59
#646
Imagen de Markelu
Markelu
Just eat him. waiter there is

Just eat him.

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Vie, 08/26/2016 - 20:22
#647
Imagen de Delecated
Delecated

Yes, that is soup. What else do you expect?

WAITER! WHY ARE THERE CLOTHES IN MY SOUP?!

Vie, 08/26/2016 - 20:28
#648
Imagen de Crazee-Pi-Forum
Crazee-Pi-Forum
Remember, don't shoot food.

What? Do you expect your soup to just run around naked? Don't think such dirty thoughts!

Waiter, there's a TV in my soup.

Lun, 08/29/2016 - 04:34
#649
Electrosite
It is for entertainment

It is for entertainment purposes.

Waiter, there is a Gran Fuast in my soup.

Mar, 08/30/2016 - 09:46
#650
Imagen de Markelu
Markelu
...

Equip it. Soup gives it 20% more damage against fat ogres.

waiter there's waiter there's waiter in my soup in my soup

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