waiter there's ____ in my soup
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 16:39
Hi knights,
so this is how you play.
player 1. Waiter there's a fly in my soup.
player 2 has to say something like
its a raisin, etc whatever you like to comment what the costumer has complaint.
then player 2 has the say what in their soup on the second line.
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example
me: (no one is on top of me) "Waiter there's a microphone in my soup!"
the next player as waiter: "oh sorry that's mine!
then have to say whats in their soup! waiter theirs ____ in my soup!
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i'll start.
no one is on top of me. so.
waiter there's a pencil in my soup!!
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 17:25
#2
Swag IS a virtue
I wanna steal it!
Waiter, there a piece of crap in my soup!
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 17:27
#3
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
it's for extra flavor
Waiter, you're in my soup
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 17:51
#4
Apparently the "Return to Haven" button is bugged.
Waiter, there is soup in my soup!
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 18:08
#5
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
here, let me get rid of it
/drinks soup
Waiter, I'm in my soup
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 19:59
#6
Make sure to wear swim floaties.
Waiter, there is sand in my soup.
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 20:01
#7
Let me heat it up for you...
Waiter, there is glass in Markus' soup.
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 20:16
#8
Heart of Valor,
Dear me! Terribly sorry sir, if you'll let me take your soup I'll go into the back to get a fresher pane.
Waiter, there are kittens in my soup.
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 20:46
#9
Hehehe
Oh, no, those aren't kittens, there puppies. Chihuahuas. Duh.
Waiter, there is cyber spam in my soup...
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:15
#10
Are you sure about that?
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:15
#11
Are you sure about that?
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:15
#12
Are you sure about that?
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:15
#13
Are you sure about that?
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:15
#14
Are you sure about that?
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:15
#15
Are you sure about that?
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:15
#16
Are you sure about that?
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:15
#17
Are you sure about that?
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:15
#18
Are you sure about that?
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:17
#19
Waiter, there is stew in my soup.
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:28
#20
heh, Well played, very.
Oh, that's actually raw chicken. We found you unworthy of soup, or stew.
Waiter, there's a bowl in my soup...
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 21:40
#21
Let me get that for you.
/smashes bowl with Combuster, soup spills everywhere
Waiter, there is soup in my clothes.
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 22:11
#22
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
Oh sorry, that's hydrochloric acid *U7 melts*
Waiter, there's waiter bits in my soup!
Jue, 02/06/2014 - 22:54
#23
Those are not waiter bits;
Those are not waiter bits; those are bacon bits!
Waiter, there are dust bunnies in my soup.
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 01:16
#24
Let me get rid of it with my
Let me get rid of it with my precious BTB (*meanwhile they have jumped and eaten me).. f***, I hate dust bunnies...
Waiter, excuse me, I know that today this restaurant is full of complaining customers, but I would like to draw your attention to this HUMAN FINGER IN MY DISH? .......Serously? A finger?? A fu**ing finger??? Who's your chef? Hannibal Lecter? Seriously, what kind of restaurant is this? Serving fu**ing uncooked fingers??? Why is your chef a sack of s**t???? Dump this and bring me your fu**ing chef's head well cooked with some slices of fu**ing pinapple, bi**h!
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 05:49
#25
Heart of Valor
Oh joy! You found it! I knew that corpse was missing a finger!
*Snatches finger from Gab*
Let me just get this back to Iamnoone. ^_^
Waiter, there's a corpse in my soup!
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 06:31
#26
Swag IS a virtue
At least it has a finger again!
Waiter, there is a soiled pair of panty hos in my soup!
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 10:12
#27
When you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
Oh lucky you, you win the cambodian special for this evening! Enjoy your treat!
Waiter, there's an angry orphan in my soup!
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 12:02
#28
Sorry about that, they always
Sorry about that, they always find new ways to escape.
Waiter, there's a synchronised swimmer in soup!
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 13:22
#29
Heart of Valor
Sir, if you're just going to complain about the soup we serve, you can just leave.
Waiter, there's a Moose Margarine in my soup.
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 14:22
#30
Apologize,
But we have so many other customers with complaints, I'll have to get back to yo- Wait, YOU WHAT?
Waiter, there are happy orphans in my soup..... (One's saying "Please sir, may I have some more?")
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 15:14
#31
When you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
"Oh my dear! I'm so, so, sorry! We'll get that fixed for you right away!"
"Enrique! Bring this man some sad orphans right away! How could you let happy orphans in here? You know we don't allow that sort of thing!"
Waiter, there's a spanish pool-boy in my soup.
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 15:49
#32
We're terribly sorry, he must
We're terribly sorry, he must have fallen into the soup vat.
Waiter, there's an accountant in my soup.
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 17:47
#33
Lemme fix that for you. /impales waiter with Fearless Rigadoon
Waiter, the accountant's wallet is in my soup.
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 18:14
#34
Oh, let me just return that to him… *pockets wallet*
Waiter, there's the IRS in my soup
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 18:32
#35
/blitzes them all
Waiter, their ares wrong grammer on teh my ov teh soop,
Vie, 02/07/2014 - 23:19
#36
When you gaze long into an abyss the abyss also gazes into you.
*Slap* I'm sorry sir, we don't serve barbarians soup here. I'm sorry for whatever oversight allowed you in here but I will have to ask you to leave.
Waiter, there's a peasant in my soup.
Sáb, 02/08/2014 - 10:47
#37
dont steal his potatoes
No sir,that's your reflection.
Waiter,there's blood in my soup.
Sáb, 02/08/2014 - 13:46
#38
Oops....
I'm sorry, but there are no demonic rituals going on in the kitchen. Don't spread rumors. Just sit back an- oh, just blood? That's ok then...
Waiter, there's a cultist in my soup...
P.S. I thought the whole accountant thing would last longer..
P.P.S. This is an edit.
P.P.P.S. The blood is from a two-month wolver that was sacrificed.
P.P.P.P.S. I like P.S. notes.
Sáb, 02/08/2014 - 13:49
#39
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
I can't say anything, I have been sacrificed
Dom, 02/09/2014 - 01:01
#40
So you are 2 months?
Waiter,
So you are 2 months?
Waiter, there's a nuisance in my soup
Dom, 02/09/2014 - 01:19
#41
this forum is so cool!
order a new bowl.
waiter there's a doctor in my soup!
Dom, 02/09/2014 - 02:24
#42
Yeah, you were sick so I made
Yeah, you were sick so I made an appointment for you
Waiter... Why are you in my soup?
Dom, 02/09/2014 - 10:42
#43
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
What? I thought it was the bath tub
Waiter, theres a book in my soup
Dom, 02/09/2014 - 14:03
#44
...
oh i forgot to mention that the book comes with it.
waiter there's a ♦diamond♦ in my soup
Dom, 02/09/2014 - 15:06
#45
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Why are you complainning then? I thought you had wanted to craft a diamond pickaxe
Waiter, there is a angry person in my soup
Dom, 02/09/2014 - 16:29
#46
All shell will break loose.
Who cares, just throw him out.
Waiter, there's a knight in my soup.
Dom, 02/09/2014 - 17:51
#47
Swag IS a virtue
"Oh, dear. That explains the sword-wounds."
Waiter, there is something unspeakably disgusting in my soup.
(Hint: It involves pickles, my pants and a small muskrat"
Dom, 02/09/2014 - 18:21
#48
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Don't worry, the muskrat is only pooping pickles in your pants which I put in the soup, nothing to be afraid of
Waiter, how can you deal with all these complaints
Dom, 02/09/2014 - 21:21
#49
I DUNNO NOW SHUT
I DUNNO NOW SHUT UP!!!!!!!
Waiter, yo mama's in my soup
Lun, 02/10/2014 - 09:42
#50
All shell will break loose.
I apologize. Mother, for the last time this is soup, not your bath tub.
Waiter, hi.
Oops, I forgot to give it a peice of paper to write on
waiter, there's a cookie in my soup