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March 26 Update - Discussion
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 10:11
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 11:28
#2
Did she find 2 lost battle
Did she find 2 lost battle sprites? It looks weird that she leave the lab, cause she have to prepare for celebrating SK birthday.
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One more week before anniversary.
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 10:24
#3
She's abducting knights and mixing them into her recipes.
Called it.
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 10:31
#4
I'm sure that if she did find 2 new battle sprites, she'd tell Spiral Headquarters and they'd send word to all of the disappearing knights that something big and new was coming. Then Spiral Headquarters would put up banners of the event, and get quite a bit more excited over it and send every single knight to investigate.
But I haven't seen any banners, so I'm doubtful. The abductions theory seems a bit more promising, and would explain why a good chunk of the knights landing on cradle go missing on their way to Haven.
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 10:34
#5
Heart of Death and destruction.
It has begun.
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 11:02
#6
Ooh boy.
Can I has picture plz.
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 11:22
#7
What? why can't the poor lady
What? why can't the poor lady have a little stroll once in a while?
Have you seen the Disney Pixar movie Ratatouille? If you have, then you know that chefs job is very time consuming.
:P
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 11:27
#8
I like how they show him getting drunk to get him to spill what he knows about the rat.
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 11:44
#9
:D
No matter the reason for why Biscotti's out for a stroll, I'm excited! More cake hats might be on the way!
There's also the fact that she might be tinkering with the construction site in the garden in Haven.
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 12:05
#10
then you know that chefs job is very time consuming.
Also there's the chance that she might be being controlled by a a Dust Bunny.
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 12:30
#11
@Mystigrix
If Biscotti was controlled by a dust bunny, wouldn't she be eating everyone?
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 12:39
#12
Interesting.
Can anyone post a picture of what she is doing I cant get on Spiral Knights atm. Thank you :)
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 12:56
#13
If Biscotti was controlled by a dust bunny, wouldn't she be eating everyone?
My previous theory stands.
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 14:10
#14
gods ain't gonna help you, son.
I saw moonstone too. there is still hope, maybe.
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 14:30
#15
I know what she's doing!
She's looking for Dark Matter to bake all the cakes faster.
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 16:47
#16
-Generic Subject Line-
She is preparing a celebration for our lord and master....THE GLORIOUS BLOCK!
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 17:52
#17
Lick Number 58425
Oh my god! they took an exiting character model and gave it an existing animation! That's so noteworthy!
Mi, 03/26/2014 - 19:28
#18
Something unorthodox is in the work.
Don't forget a new sword model she carries on her back. Looks like a more compact cleaver.
Do, 03/27/2014 - 00:57
#19
Do, 03/27/2014 - 07:57
#20
I'm confused. Is there anything to discuss?
Do, 03/27/2014 - 10:41
#21
YES!
I bet she has mixed Battle Sprites and Dark Matter with cakes! We must tame the cake sprites that have run amok!
Do, 03/27/2014 - 12:21
#22
Schrödinger's Biscotti, she
Schrödinger's Biscotti, she is in the lab and she is wandering haven.
Do, 03/27/2014 - 13:16
#23
@Dottir
No, but if they make a thread about this and let us discuss how there is a unique NPC walking around for 4 days then we'll all over-hype Biscotti repeatedly making the bad decision to play god, and they'll sell more boxes. It also lets them put other things into the game files ahead of time without having a "We patched.......something!" type message.
Of course, this does mean that they can add any knight they want to the "walking around Haven" thing, which is cool. They could really do a ton with that, like put knights that talk to you, or enhance the story based on whatever is going on.
Do, 03/27/2014 - 13:42
#24
gods ain't gonna help you, son.
in the meanwhile, armed knights have started wandering around the heaven town square. never seen them in there, only in the arcade.
Do, 03/27/2014 - 16:49
#25
I'm sure we had wandering NPCs in the past before. I'm maybe 99% sure we did.
Do, 03/27/2014 - 18:53
#26
Biscotti wandering doesn't concern me...
...it's only if we start seeing her running away, and if that happens I'm getting the heck outta Dodge!
Fr, 03/28/2014 - 05:02
#27
Schrödinger's Biscotti, she is in the lab and she is wandering haven.
But that means when you observe her in Haven, that means she's not in the kitchen.
Fr, 03/28/2014 - 05:10
#28
If we all poke our eyes out, Biscotti would therefore be in both Haven and the Laboratory simultaneously. But what would Biscotti see?
Fr, 03/28/2014 - 06:12
#29
Knights poking their eyes out.
Fr, 03/28/2014 - 06:28
#30
@ Sandwich-Potato
"But what would Biscotti see?"
A pile of eyeballs in the lab, and a horde of one eyed knights stalking her around Haven.
Fr, 03/28/2014 - 06:29
#31
How many knights are gone now?
While you knights are reading this,
Biscotti is already planning an attack on all knights for her cakes.
Fr, 03/28/2014 - 06:56
#32
Dermog, I meant BOTH of our eyes are gouged out. Who needs depth perception? Who needs ANY PERCEPTION?!
Fr, 03/28/2014 - 18:46
#33
If everyone was blind, would that cause the universe to revert to a state of pure probability, where everything is in every location it could possibly occur in?
Fr, 03/28/2014 - 19:07
#34
There's only one way to find out! ヽ( ｡ ヮﾟ)ノ
Fr, 03/28/2014 - 19:19
#35
I volunteer willingly \(owO)
Sa, 03/29/2014 - 03:12
#36
gods ain't gonna help you, son.
no hex, solids would still be there to touch, air to sniff, food to taste and waves to listen. so, you'll have to get rid of the other senses.
but yeah, colors would be only a probability.
Sa, 03/29/2014 - 04:31
#37
Sandwich-Potato : If we all
Sandwich-Potato : If we all poke our eyes out, Biscotti would therefore be in both Haven and the Laboratory simultaneously. But what would Biscotti see?
*scrolls down*
Bitsbee : Knights poking their eyes out.
I don't know what I expected.
Sa, 03/29/2014 - 10:54
#38
Maybe Bitsbee throwing miniature tables in our eyes?
I'm so nice to Biscotti that I threw Grinchlin snowballs at her.
We should probably inform her that she needs to bake the evil cakes so that we'll have something to do. I suppose it wouldn't hurt to ask her if she's got anything to give to the strangers to put in boxes to give to us for energy/with energy either.