It's called the ugly knight.

Once upon a time there was a knight. He was so ugly that everyone died.*

THE END.

*- well, they didn't exactly die. First the knight started torturing everybody by saying stuff like "hi" and "am i ugly?" to them, causing them to look in horror at his hideous face. Then their faces did a backflip, thus sucking them into their stomach, digesting their faces. Then the liver started to change into a hot dog, so all of the white blood cells turned into wieners, making all of the germs inside their bodies eat them.

The time I spend on Spiral Knights
Note* I really express this poem in my personality. (Oh yeah, the grades are bad part is just for my point of view. I mean, 2 Bs is pretty bad, right?)

I watch as time goes by
It seems I could really fly
Oh the time wasted in haste
As I type this, I let out a long sigh.

Beginning years ago
When SK is just new
Where energy is found
As well as weapons too

Where the tortodrones bash
and the Slooms slash
All I have to say
SK made my day

I feel young back then
Now I'm older
And I feel
Much better

SK is the reason

The Clockworks

Raging fires fall hand in hand
Blossoms blow like no other
Time spills away like sand
Let me explain to you the origin of The Clockworks

King Tinkizar mad and crazy
Out to build a empire
Expecting tunnels of endless mazes
Made the Nine he did, with forging fire

When he created
He set out to do
Exactly how he envisioned it
In a glorious mood

Raging fires fall hand in hand
Blossoms blow like no other
Time spills away like sand
Let me explain to you the origin of The Clockworks

Legion of Ur
Deadly and Strong
None understimate it

A New Beginning, the Gunner Update

Thou shalt not cross the fyre
where Vanaduke lay his army
and risen from thy dead he lay
knights shall go farming

Eternal Orbs they shall hunt
Horn's cry will wake the night
Complaining about thee Radiant Crystals
In the forums I hide in fright

A new dawn!
A new beginning!
Horror shall be over!
O my champion shall rise again to the early morning!

Start up launcher
Speed up cord
Internet good
Connection level four

But what do I see?
New update for the early riser
I shall not be any higher

Thing I'm starting. Very short stuff explaining how the danger missions came to be. These are actually LOGICAL and REASONABLE facts and is actually based on evidence that I can't find anymore. I'm the one that created the seperate danger mission pages on the wiki and the background behind them, but SOMEONE DELETED THEM AND MADE ME MAAAAADDDD. So here is the original background:

Notes: This fan-fic is based on http://forums.spiralknights.com/en/node/89337. Go see Lordofnecromancers' Lorecraft of SK! His massive encyclopedia!
Also, since this is a fan-fic, the tale is twisted a little than his Lorecraft. It is shaped in your vision!
This story also alternates in points of views.
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Vog (Point of view) (Before he was transformed into the fiery wolver, he is still a normal Alpha Wolver.)

Winners announced!

1st place: Jester-Gtr http://sta.sh/0r3xff3e678

2nd place: Pikachululu http://imageshack.us/a/img42/4066/tzrk.jpg

3rd place: Son-Of-Hades http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=vovceo&s=5#.UpyKRcTrxfY

Thanks to all who participated!

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Hi everyone.

This is Gryff-User.

This forum is dedicated to the followings guild: Ultima, Lightning Strikers, Impervious, Unity, Jespire and Jespire Waiting List. (I may add other guilds later)

I have created Spiral Knight My Challenge long ago.

The objective for My Challenge is to complete the mission with restricted equipment (normally one star lower than requested), rules and/or handicap.
Restricted equipment and rules depends on the mission.

So I've been trying to get myself to make a little bitty sprite of my knight for the longest, and today I finally convinced myself to go all the way through with it. I hate the way it came out, but I never really did like any of my pixel-art work. It fits within 32 x 64 dimensions, and follows a palette of 16 colours! I hate the way it came out, but if I don’t post some finished form of it, I never will. I couldn’t even get the flower, glasses, or canteen right. Ahahahaha I suck. But enough talk...

SK Sprites:

"Arise, shine, for your light has come."

The words of life pierced my heart, purging the darkness welling up within my soul and cleansing me from the impurities that plagued my essence. I was reborn a new man, adopted son of the King and rightful heir to the everlasting lands I call my true home. He, of all men, stooped to rescue me from the pits of fire and darkness, but in so doing sacrificed his own life.

Never shall I forget him, and always shall I serve him.