Granted. Congraz on your new job in the College Cafeteria.
I wish I had a kitty cat.
Corrupt-A-Wish Part 4
ven, 01/11/2013 - 18:57
#252
Granted
ven, 01/11/2013 - 20:15
#253
Granted, enjoy your mummified
Granted, enjoy your mummified kitty. :[
I wish for all these wishes to be undone before the world get wrecked up.
sam, 01/12/2013 - 11:28
#254
You get a new pair of shoes, but you get mugged on the say home and they get stolen and given back to the guy you bought them from, who sells them to someone else. *coughyugiohcough*
I wish Tribes Ascend had a mac port.
sam, 01/12/2013 - 13:29
#255
Granted but it couldn't
Granted but it couldn't cross-play with PC for unknown reason.
I wish for all these wishes to be undone before the world get wrecked up. (What does shoes have to do with this!?)
sam, 01/12/2013 - 13:40
#256
Granted, But there about to
Granted, But there about to start again.
I wish i had a sniper rifle.
sam, 01/12/2013 - 14:18
#257
oh.
I responded to the bottom of page 5. oops :/
lun, 01/14/2013 - 02:30
#258
You do and a sniper comes
You do and a sniper comes with it. He shoots you and your family.
I wish I had a tank.
lun, 01/14/2013 - 20:02
#259
Ant-loaf
Granted. You drive it off a cliff Indiana Jones style.
I wish I had a pet moose.
mar, 01/15/2013 - 04:43
#260
Granted, Mickey Mouse comes
Granted, Mickey Mouse comes to live with you and never leaves. You can't get rid of him because he loves you and will keep coming back to be with you, by your side, forever.
I wish I could see Immortous' face when he tries to pee with Mickey Mouse standing by his side, watching.
mar, 01/15/2013 - 08:26
#261
Ant-loaf
Granted, but all of a sudden, POOF! Mickey disappears as I wished for a moose instead! The moose eats you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejlCv9pAiHY
I wish Iamnoone was a pet mouse.
mar, 01/15/2013 - 11:23
#262
Jempire! I choose you! GO!
Tough.
I wish for a prisma halo
mar, 01/15/2013 - 16:57
#263
....Methinks that mascot shames the Jempire by not having a clue how to play this.... >_>
jeu, 01/17/2013 - 20:40
#264
@262
Granted, you get a prismatic halo bomb (you weren't specific)
I wish A wish that wishes a wish that wishes that I get a GF.
ven, 01/18/2013 - 02:02
#265
Te papaya curses you :P
Congratulations, you got a Gran Faust....................in your stomach :P
I wish papayas could fly
ven, 01/18/2013 - 04:13
#266
^
Actually I meant Girlfriend XD
Anyways
Papayas can now fly, sadly though when they fly birds start to eat them and gobble them up whilst they cry in pain
I wish I got a GF
ven, 01/18/2013 - 12:38
#267
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, But she's 74 years old and she stabs you in the stomach with a Gran Faust.
I wish I had a mustache.
ven, 01/18/2013 - 20:08
#268
Ant-loaf
Granted. You get that wispy substance middle school boys think are mustaches. Then it falls out.
I wish it was National "Talk Like a Pirate Day" everyday.
sam, 01/19/2013 - 01:36
#269
Granted but the printer who
Granted but the printer who made the calendars made the typo "Walk Like a Pirate Day" which no one knew how to do. Everyone ignored it.
I wish Immortous gave Fallconn his wish by sewing a caterpillar to his lip.
sam, 01/19/2013 - 09:31
#270
@Fallconn Who's 74 yrs old?
Yeah its already been done and you cannot undo it to do something else so sadly WISH DENIED!
I wish I had a GF
sam, 01/19/2013 - 09:37
#271
O_o
Wut...? Just gonna ingore post 270 until further clarification.....
Granted. I sew an asphalt-paver (CAT) to Fallconn's lip.
I wish the new sprites were out already.
sam, 01/19/2013 - 12:04
#272
<3's the sprite idea. So do I.
Granted, the developers rushed the job and they are out. They're ugly, buggy, and everyone hates them. Users go on the OOO attack.
I wish our knights had horses, dragons and other vehicles that we could use in non fight areas of sk like haven and guild halls.
sam, 01/19/2013 - 13:52
#273
Granted, they cost
Granted, they cost 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ce plus all of your armor (bound or not) to purchase and are very lame. also, since you asked for it, the GMs buy it with your money for you. have fun.
I wish that something like this http://buttersafe.com/2013/01/17/nothing-exciting/ would happen to me.
sam, 01/19/2013 - 19:39
#274
^
Granted, except that you get cursed with cancer and the knight fails to save you
I wish I had a GF
sam, 01/19/2013 - 19:42
#275
Granted, you now slam jellies
Granted, you now slam jellies and gremlins with your dead girlfriend
sam, 01/19/2013 - 19:49
#276
0.o
No wish so...
You get hungry children begging for food.
I wish Grittle made a wish to corrupt.
sam, 01/19/2013 - 19:55
#277
Darn forgot about that.....
Wish granted, Grittle got a wish that wasn't corrupted
I wish that the line above becomes true
sam, 01/19/2013 - 19:59
#278
Granted, it's true for -4
Granted, it's true for -4 seconds, causing a paradox that kills you
I wish I was a time lord
sam, 01/19/2013 - 21:12
#279
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
You become Ganondorf. Then the Hero of Time kills you...twice...
I wish my NDS Lite wasn't counterfeit.
lun, 01/21/2013 - 06:06
#280
Granted, It is real but it
Granted, It is real but it was stolen when you took it to school.
I wish we could throw water balloons at people in haven.
mar, 01/22/2013 - 15:54
#281
Granted, you throw water
Granted, you throw water balloons at them but they throw grenades at you
I wish for a corrupted wish
mar, 01/22/2013 - 15:55
#282
Granted, But you get slapped instead.
I wish OOO would give bushes toupees/mustaches/pipes.
mar, 01/22/2013 - 15:59
#283
Granted, they're uglier than
Granted, they're uglier than the ugliest girl in your school
I wish I worked for OOO
mar, 01/22/2013 - 18:02
#284
Granted, you're the guy who
Granted, you're the guy who cleans their toilets.
I wish it wasn't so cold outside.
mar, 01/22/2013 - 18:05
#285
Happy birthday
I put you on the sun, make sure you get the sunscreen.
I wish that my girlfriend was not mad at me.
mar, 01/22/2013 - 18:05
#286
Happy birthday
I put you on the sun, make sure you get the sunscreen.
I wish that my girlfriend was not mad at me.
mar, 01/22/2013 - 18:05
#287
Happy birthday
I put you on the sun, make sure you get the sunscreen.
I wish that my girlfriend was not mad at me.
mar, 01/22/2013 - 18:53
#288
Ant-loaf
She's not mad anymore, cause she dumped you.
I wish I was a real horse.
mar, 01/22/2013 - 23:15
#289
Derp
Granted, but it turns out you are actually a cow and not a horse.
I wish I could make up my mind on which wish to wish.
mer, 01/23/2013 - 07:19
#290
You did but it was too late
You did but it was too late to have it corrupted.
I wish I could find a bush. I have to pee.
mer, 01/23/2013 - 16:44
#291
Granted, look above you
I
Granted, look above you
I wish I was a GM working for OOO
mer, 01/23/2013 - 18:36
#292
Ant-loaf
Granted, the next time the players riot at OOO HQ, you're the first to be trampled.
I wish I had a llama.
mer, 01/23/2013 - 20:13
#293
XD
GRANTED! you now have a dead Llama!
I wish I would know what to bet my GF for her birthday (Jan 31st).
jeu, 01/24/2013 - 03:01
#294
XD
Granted! You know to bet your GF because she's mad with you!
I wish to break all chain post.
ven, 01/25/2013 - 07:17
#295
Granted the chains are used
Granted the chains are used on you and you're whipped to death.
I wish it wasn't going to snow today.
ven, 01/25/2013 - 09:40
#296
Ant-loaf
Granted. It hails instead.
I wish I didn't have the flu.... =(
ven, 01/25/2013 - 09:41
#297
Whoops...
Granted? I don't have the flu?
I wish the save post button wasn't so sensitive.
ven, 01/25/2013 - 10:55
#298
Granted, it doesn't work at
Granted, it doesn't work at all.
I wish my boss didn't get angry when I told him I'm not working next week.
ven, 01/25/2013 - 14:55
#299
Granted, but that's because
Granted, but that's because ur fired already
I wish it would be below 0 degrees Celsius next week
dim, 01/27/2013 - 08:31
#300
Trolling you as always
Granted, you're frozen and you're dead.
I wish to destroy Doom-Xx
I give you a nice, new pair of Scary Beautiful shoes.
I wish could get in to the college of my choice.