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How would you describe Spiral Knights in one sentence?

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Thu, 11/21/2013 - 22:46
Mayaura's picture
Mayaura

Here's my first try:

Spiral Knights is an adventure game that allows you to choose and craft increasingly more powerful gear and exciting looks while going on missions where you battle monsters and collect treasure through multiple rotating levels.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 22:49
#1
Skayeth's picture
Skayeth
You see that? That is a SURFBOARD WAVE!

Spiral Knights is a amazing super 3D fantastic futuristic awesomeness that differentiates through many colorful layers and many shades so when one looks, it is always that texture of hardness or softness and the mediator of dark and light.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 22:57
#2
No-Thanks
wiki

Spiral Knights is a free-to-play MMORPG created by Three Rings and published by SEGA.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 23:04
#3
Fauxhownd's picture
Fauxhownd
Spiral Knights is an

Spiral Knights is an addiction that must be fed daily.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 23:06
#4
Skayeth's picture
Skayeth
You see that? That is a SURFBOARD WAVE!

Spiral Knights is a bowl of food that will never be consumed.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 23:09
#5
Bitsbee's picture
Bitsbee

Welcome to Spiral Knights, where the Furries outclass everything & the rest of the armors don't matter.

Thu, 11/21/2013 - 23:09
#6
Skayeth's picture
Skayeth
You see that? That is a SURFBOARD WAVE!

Welcome to Spiral Knights, where hormones make people go for any furry armor that could POSSIBLY have a hot HOT tail, and then the rest of the armors don't matter.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 02:10
#7
The-Vindicar's picture
The-Vindicar
Luckily, My Shield Will

Luckily, My Shield Will Protect Me: The Game.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 02:28
#8
Xtweeterx's picture
Xtweeterx
Anyone who plays this JUST

Anyone who plays this JUST for the TF2 hat will meet a terrible fate from my Magma Driver.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 02:31
#9
Zeddy's picture
Zeddy

It had sun shards but now it doesn't.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 02:35
#10
Alphacommando's picture
Alphacommando
Can it be a run-on sentence?

Spiral Knights is a 3D adventure-roleplay MMO game produced by Three Rings, it revolves around a race of humanoids simply known as the knights who have crash-landed on a planet known as Cradle after their flagship, the Skylark, was shot out of orbit while passing by, this forces them to venture into a vast, mysterious system of miniature almost-worlds called the Clockworks which are populated with dozens of types of hostile monsters such as the sentient gremlins, vicious beasts, nightmarish undead and many more - the Knights' goal is to reach the Core, a huge source of power which could be their escape of the planet, if they could power the Skylark using it; and though many Knights have reached the gate to the Core, it is sealed with a mysterious power, denying entrance to all but a single, historic squad - who have never returned from it, and the Core has never opened since; and so the Knights are stranded for now, their only mission to collect weapons and armor with aid from the native Strangers who they have allied with, whom provide gear and support for the brave warriors; one such Stranger has ventured into the Clockworks and provide recipes for gear at each Terminal; a midpoint between levels of a Tier; a section of the twenty-nine current depths of the Clockworks - perhaps one day the Knights shall breach the core, revive the Skylark and return to Isora, their home planet.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 02:44
#11
Rich-Tbiscuit's picture
Rich-Tbiscuit

A poaching, grave-robbing, fashion and economics simulator where "Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results" really rings true.

BUT OH GOD HOW I LOVE IT MORE MORE MORE

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 05:33
#12
Msaad's picture
Msaad

Spiral Knights is a game which was great until a certain U.I update.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 05:39
#13
Cromendi
Ba*bies.

Tis be a dressing game.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 06:05
#14
Mushta-Forum's picture
Mushta-Forum

^ What he said.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 06:38
#15
Sirius-Voltbreaker's picture
Sirius-Voltbreaker

Cool.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 07:36
#16
Whimsicality's picture
Whimsicality

Firestorm Citadel simulator with dressup doll minigame.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 08:04
#17
Marthedge
My turn

Spiral Knights is an online version of The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures with adorable robots, monsters and helicopter birds.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 08:14
#18
Skayeth's picture
Skayeth
You see that? That is a SURFBOARD WAVE!

YOU INSULT ME!!!!

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 08:26
#19
Blazzberry's picture
Blazzberry
I have no mouth and I need to scream

A game where almost near everyone plays dress up and acts like high school kids with everyone in certain categories such as the popular, the emo, the snarky, the helpful, the annoying and many more.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 08:45
#20
Krakob's picture
Krakob

Zelda and Bomberman sat in a tree and did naughty stuff and had a child who's adorable but can't walk forward, only backwards.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 08:54
#21
Skyguarder's picture
Skyguarder

Spiral Knights is currently unbalanced.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 09:07
#22
No-Thanks
oh! oh!

i love #20..yes! its good! very content related and easily recognized^-^

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 09:20
#23
Eric-Rokai's picture
Eric-Rokai
We hope you dont like

We hope you dont like radiants.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 09:28
#24
Hero-Of-Cheese's picture
Hero-Of-Cheese
Cheese!

Before the Battle Sprite update:
CE or get out of here.

After the Battle Sprite update:
Fire Crystals, and Orbs of Alchemy or get out o f here.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 10:58
#25
Traevelliath's picture
Traevelliath

One of the few skill based MMO dungeon crawlers in existence (akin to Legend of Zelda), with a learning curve that becomes so steep that it almost has a freakin' overhang before gradually sailing downward to somewhere around the 3rd circle of hell, and a community that varies from immature goofy fun to constant cynical whining.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 11:06
#26
Fangel's picture
Fangel
More concepts than functions in mine

A cute, entertaining game that has all content available to every player through multiple trading and looting systems while having strong social, economical, and exploration features built into the very framework of a (relatively) constantly changing game.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 11:27
#27
Fshuolong's picture
Fshuolong
...Umm...

I have no idea but back then,SK was in BETA Form.
Of course Old times can be good time,eventually.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 12:12
#28
Gianor's picture
Gianor
One sentance eh?

Best MMO ever.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 12:38
#29
Sweet-Hope's picture
Sweet-Hope

A game thats linear that make you feel you are living a djavu.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 12:52
#30
Sonofgunz's picture
Sonofgunz
Sonofgunz yawns.

Spiral knights is a very time and /or money costy game that requires a lot of effort, skill and sometimes, bills.

Yes it's true...

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 12:54
#31
Darkcub's picture
Darkcub
P A T E T I C

P A T E T I C

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 14:18
#32
Bamzalot's picture
Bamzalot
Heres a few.

For the veterans:
Hello and welcome to Cradle, were there are no dictionaries with the word balance in them!

For the sword users:
I introduce you to lockdown, the game that will turn you into a furry no matter what you try to do to prevent it!

For the gunners:
Get your wallets out, 5 bucks for a gremlin mask sold right here!

For the bombers:
I hate Chaos.

For the defensive:
/cry

For the casual:
Welcome to a fun filled dungeon crawler where you can hang out with friends, explore an amazing world, and go an adventures through a place you will never forget!

I think these should about sum up this game and it's players pretty nicely.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 14:21
#33
Jawny's picture
Jawny
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Spiral knights is unbalanced, with in built semi-aimbot.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 14:23
#34
Skayeth's picture
Skayeth
You see that? That is a SURFBOARD WAVE!

Bamzalot, you are amazing. I hate wolver furries. HATE THEM HATE THEM HATE THEM.
For Ezho:
Welcome to SK, where I spam in LD all day and I don't do my homework!

For Me:
Welcome to SK, where I spend my time on the forums trying to troll!

For Bamzalot:
Welcome to SK, where I create sentences that describe SK!

For swordsman:
We like wolver furries.

For me in response:
Try arcane salamander

For bombers:
This is called a Voltaic Tempest, cuz it's spamming time.

For gunners:
I am currently waiting for the Gunner Update.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 14:45
#35
Thegreatpiggy's picture
Thegreatpiggy
Well then......

Imagine a place with no logic yet still livable conditions, that's it.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 14:50
#36
Bitsbee's picture
Bitsbee

"Imagine a place with no logic yet still livable conditions, that's it."

You've just described every game.

Fri, 11/22/2013 - 16:41
#37
Xtweeterx's picture
Xtweeterx
@Bitsbee

Ahem

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