King of the Hill

You then pull me back.
I don't mind the spraying considering I'm not a dog unlike you.
I am two big for you to swallow and you choke to death on me, you respawn next to the hill.

Tired of your antics, I get my ship from before (it also respawned next to the hill) and tractor beam the hill into space with you on it. I assign you to push everyone who gets on the hill away while I steer the ship.

Now we are both king.

I teleport into your ship, KO you, KO your friend, set the hill back down and send the ship into dormant mode far, far away from the hill. I then teleport back after wrecking any ways out your ship has.

I am KotH

I'M SORRY SIR, BUT YOU ARE BREAKING THE UNSPOKEN RULE BY NOT SAYING HOW YOU KO ME AND MY SHIP. LELELEL.

Also I mentioned a long time ago that getting in or near the causes you to get shot, so you had to do all that over a bunch of respawns and using your dead bodies as shields. It took you a total of 2 years.

My ship respawns and you give the hill back to us. We go back into space. You promise you will never go near us or you will magically explode and die.

You can't make me do anything lelz.

I am still KotH.

It doesn't matter as you have broken the unspoken rule AND you have just broken rule 2, and as punishment the hill is automatically given to me.

You still automatically explode when you get near us though. Sorry, rule 2.

I've done enough loopholes for now, let me explain why the rules are so flawed.

The second rule is the most flawed. The reason for this is because of, well, loopholes. I can do anything I want, as long as it doesn't kill anyone (as Fight-Beetle has demonstrated.) I could trap you in a pocket dimension that is literally impossible to get out. I'm not killing anyone, I'm not throwing some orb that sucks everyone in and puts them in a coma except me and the hill. It's not against the rules, and therefore I can do it. You won't be able to escape because rule 2 and won't be able to play. Also, why put that 4th rule when the second rule is around? If someone makes you do the chicken dance, it doesn't matter that rule 4 says you didn't because rule 2 says you did.

For rule 4, you can't all of a sudden add a new rule to the game because the previous poster did something you don't like. If I started a game about capturing the flag and you take the flag via a pasta related way and immediantly after I add a rule that you cannot capture the flag in a pasta related way? Even if you put that rule up before that post you can't just leave that rule unannounced and expect everyone to automatically know about it.

Regarding the unspoken rule, the reason for me saying you were breaking it despite the fact that it is specifically for the hill is for the same reason you accused me of breaking rule 2. Why does it matter that something actually didn't happen the way the previous poster said it did if it results in the same outcome of the previous poster becoming king? For example...
Person1: "I destroy Person2's cookiebot and steal the cookie."
Person2: "Actually though, cookiebot was only knocked out. It later woke up and noticed the cookie missing. It then ran to Person1 and tripled him before stealing the cookie."
I don't see anything wrong with this, as whether cookiebot was destroyed or knocked out doesn't change the fact that Person1 stole the cookie. If Person2 said something like, "Cookiebot dodges all your attacks and throws you to the moon preventing you from taking the cookie," then I can see the need for rule 2.

Lastly, rule 3, why say you cannot kill people if they'll just respawn and take back the hill OH WAIT IT'S BECAUSE OF RULE 2.

And that is the end of my rant.

I'm sorry, I was just trying to be fair. Also, I'd think anything impossible to get out of qualifies as an unstoppable power.

Anyways, I throw bombies at your ship until it's a smoking wreck and the Boom Field (whateve you were using to explode me) is disabled. I then fly over and put the hill back. I am KotH.

"geT OUt Of MY ValLeY !!!!""I said that no one was allowed in, not even you Galax"
"ohh he left:("

I am still KotH. I set up a EMP around my hill so any technogadgets that try to get in will shut down.

THE RULE SAID NO PERMANENT KINGSHIP!
The Kablaser used against rule breakers hits the EMP generator, destroying it. Then I launch you to other planet (where Morai live), and you get shredded by them. No, I didn't break the no killing rule, but Morai did. Now I am the KotH

I counter it with my kerblaster and blast you to cradle's moon, where a chair eats you. didnt kill you, only teh chair did.

@Matikclocker Ok, seriously, how is that permanent kingship?

Are you just saying that because you're a robot?

HOW did you find out that I am a robot? Oh, and permanent kingship... Look:
Some-Banana: I am the KotH.
Matikclocker: I launch a rocket at you.
Some-Banana: But I evaded it and I am still the KotH.
Matikclocker: I put some Morai to clean you up. I am the KotH.
Some-Banana: But I used the trap and I am still the KotH.
This is the perma kingship. You evade every attack and never give your hill to someone else.

Xteri didn't even attempt to take over the hill, lol.

Also, that's rule 2 you're thinking of.

About the EMP, a non-robot could have walked in and punched me or something.

BTW, nobody took the hill.

I am KotH.

Fight-Beetle presumably took the hill.

Sorry, I missed it in the debate over whether my kingship was permanent.

I walk up the hill to Fight-Beetle and punch him. I drag his KO'd body to the Bottomless Well and throw him in. I am KotH.

I PUSH K͈͜a̯͓r̡͔p̝͎i͔̞n̤͚s̫̬k̠͉y̫͚ OFF. I BECOME THE NEW K̡̠̰͙͔̻̝͔͎̠̰̮̙̰̫o̡̤̪̳̖̲͕̘̻̞̙̪̲͜ͅt̨̨̜̲͍̗͎̲̱̤̤̲̳̻ͅH̨̼͓̦̤̦͍̩̮̮̳̻͕̝̳!̧̢̨̢̙̯̝̙͔̲͚͎̲̲͖

I kick Gbot-Vtwo in the back of the knee, then threw him down and he slid into a tree head-first.
I am the new KotH.

I run back up and bash Epic's head into a rock, causing him to have a lot of boo-boos. I BECOME THE NEW K̡̠̰͙͔̻̝͔͎̠̰̮̙̰̫o̡̤̪̳̖̲͕̘̻̞̙̪̲͜ͅt̨̨̜̲͍̗͎̲̱̤̤̲̳̻ͅH̨̼͓̦̤̦͍̩̮̮̳̻͕̝̳!̧̢̨̢̙̯̝̙͔̲͚͎̲̲͖

I throw the rock behind me, hitting Gbot-Vtwo in the stomach. This causes him to be pushed back off of the hill, slide down it on his skull and damages it (not severely, I don't want to ruin his fun here)
I am the new Koth=H!!!!!!

I push you off. I BECOME THE NEW K̡̠̰͙͔̻̝͔͎̠̰̮̙̰̫o̡̤̪̳̖̲͕̘̻̞̙̪̲͜ͅt̨̨̜̲͍̗͎̲̱̤̤̲̳̻ͅH̨̼͓̦̤̦͍̩̮̮̳̻͕̝̳!̧̢̨̢̙̯̝̙͔̲͚͎̲̲͖

Gbot's systems failed due to a permanent ban issued to him long time ago. Gbot deactivates indefinitely.

I take the hill.

I push you off with a force gun and sit on the hill :v

I use a bulldozer to push you off the hill. What did you eat lately?

Then I make a tower made out of cobblestone.

I place bombs under the castle, blow it up, then dig myself myself out of the hill (wearing an oxygen mask).
You guys never saw me, did you? HAHAHA
I then push Matikclocker off the hill with the force gun that Takaseme dropped when pushed off hill.
I AM THE KING OF THE HILL!!!!!! HAHAHA

I drive up in an Isoran Destrier-class light tank and open fire on Smithia and Matikclocker.

Matikclocker (unknown) has been EXPLODINATED! by QuintiniusVergnix (T34 Destrier)

Smithia (unknown) has been SEVERELY UN-FIXED! by QuintiniusVergnix (T34 Destrier)

QuintiniusVergnix (T34 Destrier) has captured the control point!

I bypass the World of Tanks death formula, allowing myself to respawn.

Then I blow Quint up using my RoboR Renegade featuring 1 Plasma Goliathon. Quint forgot to put Anti-Plasma on his tank too, so...

QuintiniusVergnix (T34 Destrier) has been PLASMA'D!

Matikclocker (RoboR Renegade) has taken the control point!

I use my DC-15A blaster rifle to shoot down Matikclocker from a long distance.

You know, t's almost impossible to keep plasma concentrated at large distances. :D

Smithia dodges the plasma beams aimed at him (Too easy bro, aim better)

I fly up the hill with my new robotic legs (made by a 2-1B surgical droid, my legs were severely unfixed because of that stupid tank)

I again push Matikclocker (injured eye, feet and hands by DC-15A blaster rifle) off the hill with the force gun.

Matikclocker's Robot Renegade is buried under a minefield.

Smithia (ARC 63-41) has taken over the enemy base!

I activate the comms module and request support from Overclocked Industries, then self-destruct.

Matikclocker (Unknown) has SELF-DESTRUCTED!

UnkindGraph569 (C6 Protoblaster) joined!

UnkindGraph569 shoots a mega laser beam at Smithia from behind, causing the tank to explode.

Smithia (ARC 63-41) has been BEAMED!

UnkindGraph569 (C6 Protoblaster) takes over the control point!

I escape my wrecked Destrier in the contragrav turret, and comm the orbiting ISN Cormorant for surface bombardment on the hill.

UnkindGraph569 (C6 Protoblaster) has SUFFERED A CRITICAL EXISTENCE FAILURE!

ISN Cormorant (QuintiniusVergnix Proxy) has captured the control point!

EMPLloyd sabotaged the ISN Cormorant before the bombardment commences. No critical existence failures or commiting various bombardments that may cause death to all in a certain area or EMPLloyd will dispose of your weapons.

Your surface bombardment that failed has caused a pulse bomb to drop and push UnkindGraph569's tank off with big enough force to wreck him. You take the hill anyways.

I respawn and take over the hill by launching rockets at you.

This might be getting too out of hand, considering how the rules are broken by the founder. Mind control, seriously?

This might be getting too out of hand, considering how the rules are broken by the founder. Mind control, seriously?

*ahem*

Also, my games do not have to do with this one. I programmed the game and it said nothing about KotH.

I didn't say it had anything to do with KotH.